第1章 忽悠诗歌剧

Deceiving the Poetry Drama

[Lighthearted] + [Scattered Encounters] + [Exciting Action] + [Slice of Life & Emotions] + [System] + [Satisfying Read]

I was transported to the world of Uma Musume Girls and started out as a school handyman!

Ye Feng just wanted to lie down and relax, but the [Complaint System] forced him to become the center of attention!

Seeing the poetic drama sighing, he casually said "Mambo," which brought her incredible luck, and she won first place in the mock competition!

Seeing that the genius "Emperor of the East Sea" was encountering a bottleneck, he handed her a jar of honey and said "Hakimi," which instantly revived her and boosted her performance!

What?

I was just making a joke, and you guys took it seriously?

"Mr. Ye Feng is my lucky charm!"

"Mr. Ye Feng is my secret weapon!"

Two top female horses were vying for his attention, serving him tea and water, and even forming an "alliance" to force him to become their "secret trainer"!

Training plan?

It doesn't exist!

Tactical guidance?

It's all made up!

"Your Majesty, you must feign weakness to the enemy! Poetry Drama, go and cultivate goodwill! Our operational codename—Operation Thunderclap!"

Faced with the girls' adoring gazes and the chairman's secret observation, Ye Feng said: I was really just joking, why does the whole world think I'm some kind of unparalleled master?!

Cool!

That was awesome!

【轻松】+【修罗场】+【热血】+【日常情感】+【系统】+【爽文】
魂穿赛马娘世界，开局成为学园打杂工！
叶峰只想躺平，可【吐槽系统】却让他被迫成为焦点！
看到诗歌剧唉声叹气，他随口一句“曼波”，竟让她好运爆棚，模拟赛直接第一！
看到天才“东海帝王”遭遇瓶颈，他递上一罐蜂蜜，一句“哈基米”，瞬间让她满血复活，状态飙升！
什么？
我随便玩个梗，你们就当真了？
“叶峰先生是我的幸运之神！”
“叶峰先生是我的秘密武器！”
两位顶级马娘为他争风吃醋，端茶送水，甚至成立“同盟”，硬拉着他当“秘密训练员”！
训练计划？
不存在的！
战术指导？
全靠瞎掰！
“帝王，你要示敌以弱！诗歌剧，你去广积善缘！我们的作战代号——惊雷行动！”
面对少女们崇拜的目光和理事长的暗中观察，叶峰表示：我真的只是在玩梗，怎么全世界都以为我是绝世高人？！
爽！
太爽了！