第1章 体检现场，机器被我熔化了

At the medical examination site, I melted the machine.

In this era where everyone is skilled in martial arts, health and vitality determine one's fate.

On the day of the college entrance examination physical examination, while everyone else was worried about not meeting the required standards for blood and qi, only Ye Bai was worried about whether he would explode.

"Hey kid, relax, it's just a blood and qi test. Why are you all steaming?"

"Teacher, can I not take the test? I'm afraid I can't afford to pay for the machine."

Under the teacher's dismissive urging, Ye Bai reluctantly placed his hand on it.

The next second.

"Beep—Warning! High-energy reaction detected! Value ERROR!"

"boom!!"

The alloy blood flow analyzer, worth millions, melted into a pool of molten iron right before everyone's eyes!

The entire room fell silent. The elderly professor in charge of the physical exam, staring at the skyrocketing Geiger counter in his hand, collapsed to the ground in shock: "Evacuate immediately!! This isn't blood and qi; it's clearly nuclear radiation! This kid has a nuclear reactor inside him!!"

From then on, Ye Bai's painting style changed.

Others cultivate by absorbing spiritual energy and consuming elixirs; Ye Bai cultivates by drinking heavy water and chewing uranium ore.

Others fight using martial arts techniques; Ye Bai fights using "basic attacks"—a simple punch that delivers the equivalent of 200,000 tons of electricity!

When countless races invaded, and alien fleets descended upon Earth, blotting out the sky.

Ye Bai yawned and stepped forward, his body radiating a faint blue light.

"Is this the mushroom cloud you ordered? Please sign for it, and I'll deliver it to your door."

在这个全民高武的时代，气血值决定命运。
高考体检当天，别人都在担心气血不达标，只有叶白在担心自己会不会炸了。
“同学，放松点，测个气血而已，你怎么浑身冒热气？”
“老师，我能不能不测？我怕赔不起机器。”
在老师不屑的催促下，叶白无奈把手放了上去。
下一秒。
“滴——警告！检测到高能反应！数值ERROR！”
“轰！！”
价值千万的合金气血仪，在众目睽睽之下，直接融化成了一滩铁水！
全场鸦雀无声。负责体检的老教授看着手里爆表的盖革计数器，吓得瘫坐在地：“快疏散！！这哪里是气血？这分明是核辐射！这小子体内有座核反应堆！！”
从此，叶白的画风变了。
别人修炼吸灵气，嗑丹药；叶白修炼喝重水，啃铀矿。
别人打架靠功法武技；叶白打架靠“平A”——普普通通一拳，就是二十万吨当量！
当万族入侵，外星舰队遮天蔽日降临地球时。
叶白打了个哈欠，浑身散发着幽幽蓝光站了出来：
“就是你们点的蘑菇云？麻烦签收一下，我给你们送货上门。”