第1章 我不是小南梁！

I am not Xiao Nanliang!

Having transmigrated into Honkai Impact 3, Yueqi looked at herself in the mirror and fell silent.

The reflection in the mirror showed her with a high white ponytail, bright blue eyes, and wearing a black coat over a white long-sleeved shirt.

Anyone with eyes can see that this is Kiana from Honkai Impact 3, except that the only difference is that this Kiana is an ordinary person and a man.

Oh, and there are cat ears too, Qi Maomao!

Yueqi: "Hey! This isn't fun at all!!!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have bound yourself to the Super Invincible Awesome System! Also known as the Simulation System. Please begin your simulation!]

Yueqi: "Oh~ So those people in the simulation will come looking for me through the internet?"

[Don't worry, host! Who am I? I'm a system with a triple award, you can trust me to handle things!]

The system muttered under its breath: "No guarantees, no logistical support, no discipline."

Yueqi: "Alright, I believe you. Let's begin."

And so, Yueqi began his simulation.

After a long time...

Yueqi fell silent as the simulated figures appeared before him one by one…

Yueqi: "Didn't you say the simulation wouldn't come true?! System, come out here now!"

System: "They've run away, bro, they've run away!"

Yueqi: "Damn it, you can't take a joke! Wait! Don't come any closer! Don't rub my ears!"

Everyone: "Just bear with it, it'll be over soon!"

[Honkai Impact 3rd + Yandere + Multiple Heroines + Simulation + Various Memes + I Don't Know]

穿越到崩坏三，月琪看着镜子中的自己，陷入了沉默。
镜中的自己有着一头白色的高马尾，碧蓝色的眼睛，身穿黑色的外套，里面则是一件白色的长袖。
明眼人都能看出来这是崩坏三中的琪亚娜，只不过唯一与之不同的就是这个琪亚娜是一个普通人，以及是一个男的。
哦，还有个猫耳朵，琪猫猫！
月琪：“喂！这一点都不好玩！！！”
【叮！恭喜宿主绑定超级无敌屌炸天系统！又称模拟系统，请开始您的模拟吧！】
月琪：“哦～所以模拟中的那些人会顺着网线来找我吗？”
【这个你放心宿主！咱是谁？咱可是有的三无奖状的统子，统子办事你放心！】
系统小声叨叨：“无保障，无后勤，无纪律～”
月琪：“行吧，我信你，开始吧。”
就这样，月琪开始了他的模拟。
许久之后……
月琪看着模拟中的人一个个出现在他的面前陷入了沉默……
月琪：“不是说好的模拟不会成真吗？！系统快给我出来！”
系统：“跑路了啊，兄弟，跑路了！”
月琪：“靠，你玩不起，等等！你们不要过来啊，不要揉我的耳朵～”
所有人：“你忍一忍，很快就好！”
【崩坏三+病娇+多女主+模拟+各种梗+不知道了】