第1章 漫漫长生路，天牢一狱卒 

The long road to life, a prison guard in the heavenly jail.

Gu Qingshan transmigrated into the body of a lowly jailer in the Heavenly Prison. In this chaotic world where human life is cheap and demons run rampant, Gu Qingshan only wanted to live a quiet life until the end of time.

Fortunately, he awakened the Longevity System, granting him unlimited lifespan and the ability to gain one attribute point every year!

While peerless geniuses fought tooth and nail for a single martial arts manual, he was quietly adding points to "Iron Shirt" (a martial arts manual).

[Iron Shirt] +1, promoted to Bronze Skin!

[Iron Shirt] +1, promoted to Iron Bones!

Iron Shirt +1, Golden Body Perfection!

What? Ordinary martial arts can "break limits"?

Breaking the limits! Awakening [Shockwave Counterattack]! Dare to touch me? Before I even throw a punch, your divine weapon will shatter into dust!

Inside the Heavenly Prison is a cannibalistic world; outside the Heavenly Prison is a court where gods fight.

The White Lotus Demon has transformed into a flesh and blood lotus, terrifying and bizarre!

Powerful ministers vie for power, and princes fight for the throne; a single misstep can turn one into cannon fodder!

Faced with all this, Gu Qingshan chose to—play it safe! Play it safe even more! Play it safe to the extreme!

Trying to get me to take sides? Sorry, my old ailment flared up again, and I collapsed on the spot.

Are you trying to force me to take the lead? Sorry, I'm taking leave tonight and going home to avoid trouble.

With his unparalleled skill in "playing dead" and absolute low profile, he outlived one after another his enemies, superiors, and even the emperor!

A century later, when former enemies turned to dust, when the supreme dynasty fell to ashes, and when the lifespan of the once invincible cultivators ran out, Gu Qingshan remained young.

He walked out of the prison, looked at this brand new world, and smiled slightly.

"You fight for your eternal reigns, I, being immortal, will take responsibility for sending you all... on your way!"

顾青山穿越成天牢里一个小小狱卒，在这人命如草芥、妖魔横行的乱世，顾青山只想低调活到天荒地老。
  幸好，他觉醒了长生系统，寿元无限，每年还能获得一个属性点！
  当绝世天骄为一本功法打得头破血流，他在默默给《铁布衫》加点。
  【铁布衫】+1，晋升铜皮！
  【铁布衫】+1，晋升铁骨！
  【铁布衫】+1，金身圆满！
  什么？凡人武学还能“破限”？
  破限！觉醒【震纹反伤】！敢动我？一拳没出，你的神兵就得碎成渣！
  天牢之内，是吃人的江湖；天牢之外，是神仙打架的朝堂。
  白莲妖人，化身血肉妖莲，恐怖诡异！
  权臣倾轧，皇子夺嫡，稍有不慎便成炮灰！
  面对这一切，顾青山选择——苟！再苟！极致地苟！
  拉我站队？不好意思，我旧疾复发，当场瘫倒。
  逼我出头？对不住了，我连夜告假，回家避祸。
  凭着一手炉火纯青的“装死”绝技和绝对的低调，他熬死了一批又一批的仇家、上司、甚至皇帝！
  百年后，当昔日仇敌化为枯骨，当无上皇朝沦为尘埃，当不可一世的修仙者寿元耗尽，顾青山依旧年轻。
  他走出天牢，看着这个崭新的世界，微微一笑。
  “你们争你们的千秋万代，我自长生，负责送你们所有人……上路！”