001 系统扶我青云志，我且摆烂至山巅！

The system has helped me achieve my lofty ambitions, so I'll just laze around until I reach the summit!

[Invincible protagonist + easygoing and non-competitive + behind-the-scenes + group of apprentices + no female lead + lighthearted and humorous]

Immortality will grant me lofty ambitions; I'll simply drift along until I reach the mountain peak.

People cultivate immortality in pursuit of eternal life, but Gu Xuan... it's impossible for him to cultivate immortality; he can only remain in this state of stagnation.

Unexpectedly, his sect held a disciple recruitment conference, and Gu Xuan officially activated the strongest and invincible disciple training system!

Taking on apprentices?!

Oh no, how did this kind of trouble come to us?

System!

Hey, you fucking stay away from me!

All I want to do is lie down.

I don't want to compete in the competitive world; I just want to slack off and be a lazy bum!

Gu Xuan: (˃⌑˂ഃ)……

......

With apprentices appearing one after another, Gu Xuan went further and further down the path of laziness and slacking off...

Years later, Gu Xuan, the number one scoundrel on the Tianxuan Continent, suddenly discovered that his disciples had all become Immortal Emperors!

Eldest disciple: There are millions of immortals in the heavens, but they all bow their heads before my master.

Second disciple: If Heaven had not given birth to my master, the world would have been plunged into eternal darkness!

Third disciple: At the end of the immortal path, who stands at the peak? Upon seeing Master, all the path to enlightenment is in vain!

Fourth disciple: My master is far too cautious!

Fifth disciple: At the pinnacle of immortality, I am proud of the world. With my master, there is heaven!

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This book is also known as "All My Disciples Are Emperors, Why Did You Mess With Him?" and "My Disciple Exposed My True Strength While I Was Just Lazing Around!"

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【无敌流+躺平不内卷+幕后流+收徒群像+无女主+轻松搞笑】
长生扶我青云志，我且摆烂至山巅。
世人修仙皆求长生，顾玄却......修仙是不可能修仙的，只能摆烂这个样子。
不料所在宗门召开收徒大会，顾玄正式激活最强无敌徒弟养成系统！
收徒？！
哦不，这种麻烦的事情怎么找上了劳资？
统子！
你、你TM不要过来啊！
我只想躺平。
我不要内卷，我只想摆烂当一条咸鱼！
顾玄：(˃⌑˂ഃ)……
.......
徒弟接二连三的出现，让顾玄在躺平摸鱼的道路上，越走越远......
多年以后，天玄大陆第一混子顾玄，猛然发现弟子竟都成为了仙帝！
大徒弟:天上仙人百万，见我师尊尽低眉。
二徒弟:天不生我师尊，万古如长夜！
三徒弟:仙路尽头谁为峰，一见师尊道成空！
四徒弟:我的师尊，实在是太稳健了！
五徒弟:仙之巅，傲世间，有我师尊便有天！
……
本书又名《弟子全员大帝，你惹他干嘛？》、《摆烂摸鱼的我，实力被徒弟曝光了！》
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