第1章 新来的神父 

The new priest

“Father, my wife has been acting strangely lately, always saying that someone is calling her.”

“Here you go, the Lord says this works.”

"This is?"

“M1911 Divine Inscription, hold it like this, aim it at your wife, and then pull this trigger.”

...

Serious version:

The whispers of the ancient gods could not drown out the crisp sound of a bullet being chambered.

The roar of the demon god could not drown out the booming of the ship's cannons.

The roar of the evil god was far less pleasant than the sound of a laser cannon charging.

A mercenary, summoned by the Buddha of Fire and reborn in another world, is to be hired by the gods as a priest to bring a little firepower shock to those unclean things that have been lingering in the material world for so long!

Don't worry, here you go, the Lord said this works! (Draws gun/rocket launcher/sniper cannon/matrix cannon/space-based cannon)

“神父，我妻子最近一直神神叨叨的，总是说有人在呼唤她。”
  “给，主说这个好使。”
  “这是？”
  “m1911神圣铭刻款，这样握着，对准你妻子，然后扣动这个扳机就行了。”
  ……
  认真版：
  古神的低语，盖不过清脆子弹上膛声。
  魔神的咆哮，压不住舰炮发射的轰鸣。
  邪神的嘶吼，远没有雷射炮充能悦耳。
  一位被撞火佛祖征召，在异世界重生的雇佣兵，要以神父的身份，接受诸神的雇佣，给那些盘桓物质世界已久的不洁之物们，带来一点小小的火力震撼！
  别担心，给，主说这个好使！（掏枪/火箭炮/狙击炮/矩阵炮/天基炮）