第1章 闭嘴！区区前世！

Shut up! What a trivial past life!

[Important Note] The original title of this book was "Immortal Emperor Reborn? No, It's a Social Death Voice Pack," but the system mistakenly changed it to "Design"!

In reality, it's: [Light novel + anti-cliché + light comedy + behind-the-scenes story + multiple cognitive misalignments]

Transmigrating into the body of a villain who was destined to die in the early stages, Lin Chen's CPU simply overheated!

The system-provided voice pack for the Immortal Emperor, besides complaining: "Even mortal women covet this Immortal Emperor! My mere past life! Utterly useless!"

The survival plan has only one principle: Stay put! Don't be reckless!

But the plot has completely fallen apart!

The Dragon Queen brother treats him like a stress-relieving toy, rubbing his face whenever he catches him!

The sweet and beautiful doctor clings to her, calling her her lover from a past life, and wants to be close to her every day!

The aloof CEO is totally obsessed with shipping him and his "elder brother"!

Even the green tea has evolved into a yandere, vowing to lock him up!

What's even more amazing is his underlings: Brother Chen's low-key swagger is all for our sake! We must help him dominate Shanghai!

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Lin Chen: We agreed to lie flat and save our lives, but how did I end up in the center of a battleground and the godfather of villains?

Lighthearted and non-abusive, you'll be laughing your head off the whole time!

【重要说明】本书原名《仙帝重生？不，是社死语音包》，系统误改为“设计”！


实际是：【轻小说+反套路+轻喜剧+幕后流+认知多重错位】

穿成前期必死的反派，林辰CPU直接干烧了！

系统给的仙帝语音包，除了吐槽：凡女都觊觎本仙帝！区区前世！屁用没有！

求生计划就一条：苟住！别浪！
 
可剧情全崩了啊！
女龙王大哥把他当解压玩具，逮着就搓脸！
甜妹神医黏着喊前世情人，天天想贴贴！
高冷总裁磕他和“大哥”的CP，磕到上头！
连绿茶都进化成病娇，扬言要锁死他！
 
更绝的是手下小弟：辰哥低调装逼，全是为了我们！必须帮他称霸魔都！
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林辰：说好的躺平保命，怎么躺成修罗场中心+反派教父了？
 
轻松无虐，全程笑到打鸣～