第1章 挨揍挨出个新世界？

A new world emerges from getting beaten up?

[Awakening/Cultivation + Super Admin Bureau + Circuit Board Talisman + Mobile Phone Magic Item]

The world is undergoing dramatic changes, and spiritual energy is surging!

The rich secretly use their money to achieve immortality, while the poor like me are destined to be beaten.

Until the moment I was ganged up on, I used my family's breathing technique to awaken my spiritual energy.

Driven by my product manager's passion, I launched the "Lingxi" app.

The boxing brothers cracked a cement slab with a single punch, while the algorithm genius seemed to have foreseen the future!

The top student and school beauty conjured ice with a wave of her hand, while the hardware geek saw through the talisman's true nature: "Isn't this just an energy circuit board?"

The ancient family was furious, believing that the poor were not worthy of using spiritual energy.

The Super Management Bureau intervened and issued a warning, as the army from the Underworld pressed in.

When the genius of the aristocratic family unleashed the millennium-old talisman, I pulled out the mass-produced "Thunder Pro Max Edition".

The elder opposite sneered: "The number of ants is meaningless in front of a true dragon."

I calmly raised my phone and pushed the awakening algorithm to hundreds of millions of users with a single click!

"Senior, times have changed."

"Now, it is a vast ocean of ants that is judging the true dragon."

【觉醒/修炼+超管局+ 电路板符箓+手机法宝】
世界剧变，灵气翻涌！
富人偷偷靠钞能力修仙，而穷人如我，只剩挨打的命。
直到被群殴那刻，我用家传呼吸法，撬动灵气觉醒。
产品经理之魂燃烧，我反手上线《灵息》APP——
拳手兄弟一拳干裂水泥板，算法天才未卜先知！
学霸校花挥手凝冰，硬件宅男看破符箓本质：“这不就是能量电路板？”
古老世家震怒，觉得穷人不配使用灵气。
超管局介入警告，里世界大军压境。
当世家天才祭出千年符箓，我掏出流水线生产的“雷霆Pro Max版”。
对面的长老冷笑：“蝼蚁的数量，在真龙面前毫无意义。”
我平静地举起手机，一键推送觉醒算法给上亿用户！
“前辈，时代变了。”
“现在，是蝼蚁的汪洋大海，在审判真龙。”