第1章 扮演胡桃，寻找客户

Playing the role of a walnut, searching for customers

"Genshin Impact," "Comedy," "Transformation," "Funeral," "Livestream"—Tang Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and activates a role-playing system, starting as Hu Tao running the funeral parlor, the Hall of Rebirth. One day, Tang Yu sees a video of a female internet celebrity on a motorcycle speeding, and a system notification sounds in his mind. *Ding: Targeted customer detected. Crossing the line and cornering 50 times. Next time, the mortality rate is 99.99%. It is recommended that the host follow this account.* Upon hearing this, Tang Yu immediately clicked "like," "share," and "follow." "Hello, the Hall of Rebirth is launching a funeral pre-sale service. Pre-orders get a 50% discount, buy one tombstone, get one free!" Netizens took Tang Yu's comment as a joke and gave it many likes. However, to their shock, the female internet celebrity died the next day. *Follow Japan, and the next moment, nuclear wastewater from Japan floods the island.* After several such incidents, Tang Yu's character, Hu Tao, became famous. One day, Yang Mi (Da Mi Mi) unexpectedly started a livestream. *Ding: Hu Tao of the Hall of Rebirth has followed you.* The livestream room immediately exploded!!! Netizen A: Yang Mi, stop the broadcast quickly! Hu Tao is going to kill you! Netizen B: Waaaaah! Yang Mi is so generous, please, let her go! Netizen C: It's a banquet, I'm sitting at the kids' table. Yang Mi: ╭(°A°`)╮ Main character: Tang Yu

《原神》《搞笑》《变身》《丧葬》《直播》 穿越平行世界激活扮演系统，开局扮演胡桃经营往生堂丧葬店。 这天，唐雨刷到一个机车女网红飙车视频，脑海中传来系统的提示音。 叮：发现精准客户，越线压弯50次，下次死亡率百分之九十九点九九，建议宿主进行关注。 唐雨闻言，连忙一键三连。 “你好，往生堂推出丧葬预售服务，提前预定可打五折，买一碑送一碑哟！” 网友们只当唐雨的留言是调侃，纷纷点赞，只是令他们震惊的是，隔天女网红就挂了。 关注岛国，下一刻，岛国核污水倒灌。 如此几次后，唐雨扮演的胡桃火了。 某天，大幂幂破天荒开直播。 叮：往生堂胡桃关注了你。 直播间立马炸了！！！ 网友A：大幂幂快关播，胡桃堂主要嘎你了！ 网友B：呜呜呜！大幂幂那么慷慨，求求了，放过她吧！ 网友C：吃席了吃席了，我坐小孩那桌。 大幂幂：╭(°A°`)╮ 主角：唐雨