108 Ways to Pick Up a Loyal Dog

Ding dong! Congratulations on finding a wild, loyal dog! Miss Su Bai is exceptionally gifted and possesses extraordinary talent, a unique flower in the Mary Sue genre. For ten years, she has lived a life of quiet contemplation, with a single story every night: Miss Su finds a loyal dog. Once upon a time, there was a Miss Su who time-traveled and bought a loyal dog in the slave market; once upon a time, there was a Miss Su who went on an adventure and unearthed a loyal dog buried alive in an ancient tomb; once upon a time, there was a Miss Su who didn't time-travel and found a dog that had traveled backwards in front of her house; once upon a time, there was a Miss Su… Her extraordinary willpower finally moved heaven and earth, and one day… No dream, I finally picked up such a big one! P.S. This story is entirely filled with antique references from the Caveman Era! Let me reiterate! It's all antiques! Antiques! I'm just bringing out all sorts of memes that I like but are outdated for fun! If you think it's old-fashioned, you've come to the wrong place! This is my museum of loyal dog meme ideas! A museum! Thank you! This is a sister story, featuring various lucky girls picking up loyal dogs, various Mary Sue stories featuring loyal dogs, female-dominated empresses and male-dominated emperors. Girls, remember to go out and wander around often; various injured loyal dogs are waiting to be picked up by their owners, woof woof woof!