第1章 道士下山

Taoist priest descends the mountain

[Lighthearted] [Clash of Eastern and Western Exorcism] [Street-Life Supernatural Adventures]

Studying at Stanford? No, I'm here to give foreigners a taste of the East!

My name is Lin Shouzhou, and I am a Taoist priest from Maoshan. I came to the United States for "exchange and study" on the orders of my master. I wanted to graduate quietly, but unfortunately, my innate Taoist body attracts too much evil—wherever I go, ghosts appear, and wherever I sleep, trouble comes.

On the first day, I used exorcism knuckle duster to give the yellow-eyed demon a big punch.

The next day, I used the Five Thunderbolts to teach Bloody Mary what "physical exorcism" meant.

On the third day, my Witcher roommate pulled out his gun and asked me, "Dude, who exactly are you?"

Looking at the demons raging on campus, the vengeful spirits causing trouble, and the mysterious organization that always wanted to capture me for experiments... I sighed and took out my peach wood sword and thunder talisman.

"I'm just an international student passing through."

"—And as a side job, I'll bring some Eastern 'physical exorcism' to this free land."

【轻松向】【东西方驱魔碰撞】【校园灵异日常】
留学斯坦福？不，我是来给歪果仁一点东方震撼的！
我叫林守拙，是一名茅山道士，奉师命来美丽国“交流学习”。本想低调毕业，奈何天生道体太招邪——走哪哪闹鬼，睡哪哪出事。
第一天，我用驱魔指虎给了黄眼恶魔一个大逼斗。
第二天，我用五雷电棍教血腥玛丽什么叫“物理超度”。
第三天，我的猎魔人室友掏枪问我：“哥们，你到底是什么人？”
看着校园里肆虐的恶魔、作祟的怨灵、还有总想抓我做实验的神秘组织……我叹了口气，掏出桃木剑和雷符。
“我只是个路过的留学生。”
“——顺便兼职，给这片自由的土地，来点东方的‘物理驱魔’。”