Marvel: Start by Buying Professor X's Telepathic Abilities!

Xu Tingfei transmigrates to the Marvel universe and is immediately bound to the [Multiverse Mall System]—as long as you have money, you can buy anything.

His first purchase was a perfect copy of Professor X's telepathy.

And so—just as Tony Stark donned the Mark armor, a notification sounded in his mind: "Ding! Your armor blueprints (including the Arc Reactor improvement plan) have been downloaded by 'user Xu Tingfei'. Do you wish to pay to unlock the anti-mind spying protocol? Monthly fee: $1 billion."

Nick Fury roars from the Helicarrier: "Who can explain why the Hydra spy list is in his shopping cart? And it's 20% off?!"

Loki descended upon New York wielding his Mind Scepter, only to be immediately struck by a gentle thought: "Brother, did you find this scepter on the secondhand market? System analysis shows—the inner gem (Mind) is a high-quality replica. The genuine item is priced at $999.9 billion. How about installments?"

The Ancient One's hand, which was brewing tea in the Mirror Dimension, trembled slightly: "He used 'paid VIP privileges' to block the Eye of Agamotto's spying... and even sent me an ad for 'dimensional loans'?"

When Thanos descended upon Earth with the Infinity Gauntlet, Xu Tingfei merely blinked.

The next second, a clear notification simultaneously popped up in the minds of every hero and villain in the entire universe:

[Global Mindset Broadcast] (Sent by: Xu Tingfei)

"Mr. Thanos, your plan to 'eliminate half of all life' has been classified as an inefficient solution."

We recommend purchasing the 'Sustainable Population Cycle Elimination Protocol' from this store (which includes a free Resurrection Coin pack). First-order special offer: 5 Infinite Gems can offset 90% of the cost.

Thanos: ?