第一章 禁闭三千年，出山相亲废物圣女

Confined for three thousand years, a useless saintess emerges from the mountains to find a husband.

I'm a natural lazybones, the kind of lazy to the extreme.

On his first day in the sect, he was prepared to be a lazy bum, not to cultivate, but to do menial tasks.

Because menial laborers don't need to pursue cultivation, socialize, participate in assessments and tests, take risks and gain experience, or duel with others...

As long as you complete your daily work, you'll have food and drink.

If one person is well-fed, the whole family is worry-free.

But I'm also an unlucky guy.

On my first day in the sect, I accidentally entered the sect's forbidden area and, because I was hungry, I mistakenly ate the forbidden fruit of the divine tree.

The sect leader was furious and punished me by making me face the wall and reflect on my mistakes for three thousand years.

From then on, I became a speck of dust forgotten in a corner of the sect.

I thought I could lie down and live out my days until I died of old age.

Unexpectedly, I have achieved immortality...

Three thousand years later, someone finally discovered my existence.

They actually want me to go on blind dates?

我是天生懒蛋，懒到极致的那种。
入宗门第一天，就做好了咸鱼的准备，不修炼，只做杂役。
因为杂役不用追求修为，不用社交，不用参加考核测试，不用冒险历练，不用与人决斗……
只要完成每天的工作，就能有吃有喝。
一人吃饱，全家不愁。
但，我也是个倒霉蛋。　　
入宗门第一天，我就误入宗门禁地，还因肚子饿，误食神树禁果。
宗主盛怒，罚我面壁思过三千年。
从此，我便成了被宗门遗忘在角落里的一缕尘埃。
我以为能从此躺平，直至百年，自然老死。
没想到，我却永生了……
直到三千年后，终于有人发现了我的存在。
居然要我出去相亲？