第1章 封印千万次

Sealed millions of times

A single hair can pierce a star, a sneeze can destroy a star field, and if you accidentally fart, the creatures of hundreds of star fields will be poisoned to death.

But don't worry, this kind of deity doesn't fart or sneeze.

Di Wuming was very bored. He had been living this kind of life for countless eons, and he wanted to find something fun to do.

To prevent himself from accidentally destroying the world, he sealed himself away: his hair, his pores, his teeth, his nails, his saliva, and his nostrils…

He had sealed almost everything that could be sealed, which made him feel that he wouldn't unintentionally destroy the world.

He couldn't get too excited, otherwise, if he raised his voice even slightly, it would be like the collapse of a mountain or a river.

Things with thought fear him, and things without thought also fear him. All rules, origins, and the Way of Heaven revolve around him.

To put it bluntly, he wasn't born from chaos; he created chaos.

Finding a Daoist partner doesn't result in a son, but in a world; the Daoist partner is called the Mother of Chaos.

He set up so many seals on himself, yet he was still the ancestral god.

一根头发便能刺穿星辰，一个喷嚏毁灭一个星域，要是不小心放一个屁，几百个星域的生灵都会被毒死。
　　不过不用怕，他这种神灵，不会放屁，也不会打喷嚏。
　　帝无明很无聊，这种生活已经过了亿亿万年，他想去找点好玩的事情。
　　为了让自己不会无意间毁灭世界，他把自己封印起来，头发要封印，毛孔要封印，牙齿要封印，指甲要封印，口水要封印，鼻孔要封印…
　　能封印的他基本上都封印了，这才让他觉得自己不会无意间摧毁世界，
　　他还不能太激动，不然声音稍微大点那就是山河倾覆。
　　有思维的东西怕他，没思维的东西也怕他，什么规则、本源、天道，全绕着他走。
　　不客气的说，他不生于混沌，他创造了混沌，
　　找个道侣生的不是儿子，而是一片世界，道侣称为混沌之母。
他给自己设下了这么多的封印，然而还是祖神的存在。