第1章 三天饿九顿

Three days without nine meals

[Nonsense + Wilderness Survival + Outrageous Moves + Daredevil Antics + Internet Sensation]

Jiang Mo transmigrates into the TV show "Conquering the Wilderness," and awakens a terrible system right from the start—

Task: Go hungry for three days and eat nine meals a day!

Reward: Resistance +80 (Durable Version!)

While other contestants were making fire by rubbing sticks together and building shelters—

He just went ahead and did it! He lay there for three days without eating or drinking, and netizens flocked to watch: "This hillbilly is doomed."

When experts predicted his downfall—

He sat up abruptly in his deathbed, guzzled down "corpse water milk tea," ate raw "bamboo leaf green sashimi," and grinned at the camera: "Hiccup, this snake didn't have chili in it?"

The entire internet is in an uproar:

"While others seek survival in the wilderness, he seeks death!"

"Medical team: This contestant has his own purification ability, there's no need for us to save him."

[Reading Instructions]

Do not imitate the actions of the male protagonist.

The system is even crazier than the host; it is recommended to take it in conjunction with antihypertensive medication.

The comments are even more exciting than the main text! Come join the fun!

【无厘头+荒野求生+骚操作+玩命整活+全网乐子人】
姜末穿越《征服荒野》节目，开局觉醒坑爹系统——
任务：三天饿九顿！
奖励：抗性+80（耐造版！）
当别的选手钻木取火、搭建庇护所时——
他直接开摆！躺平三天不吃不喝，网友集体围观：“这山炮必凉”
当专家断言他必凉时——
他垂死病中惊坐起，狂灌“尸水奶茶”，生啃“竹叶青刺身”，还对着镜头咧嘴笑：“嗝，这蛇没放辣椒？”
全网炸了：
“别人荒野求生他求死！”
“医疗组：这选手自带净化，根本不需要我们救。”
【阅读须知】
男主操作请勿模仿。
系统比宿主更疯，建议搭配降压药食用
弹幕比正文精彩，乐子人速来！