第1章 老年大学系统登场

Senior University System Launched

[System] + [Pampered Darling] + [Infrastructure Management] + [Hilarious Daily Life] + [Micro-Live Stream] + [Female Lead Has No Romantic Storyline] Lin Qinglan won a 100 million yuan lottery prize and became bound to the "Senior University System".

The students here are older than the teachers, and they have everything they need.

The program includes model teams, square dancing classes, e-sports classes, and even classes taught by inheritors of intangible cultural heritage. There are also unique courses such as "How to scientifically deal with mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationships" and "How to properly treat grandparents and grandchildren."

Since my uncles, aunts, grandparents and I started attending senior citizen university, our backs don't ache anymore, our legs don't hurt anymore, we stop nagging about our children, and we don't have time to pressure them to get married.

A 55-year-old member of the literary association got up at six o'clock, carrying his schoolbag, to grab the first row.

A 67-year-old business tycoon placed orders worth hundreds of millions of yuan just to get to work at 8 a.m.

A 73-year-old surgical expert plays e-sports without his hands shaking at all.

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With its advanced educational philosophy of "enriching the golden years and fulfilling the youthful dreams of uncles and aunts," it has been regarded as a positive role model by the media and has been interviewed many times.

As the principal, Lin Qinglan is not only the joy of her uncles, aunts, grandparents, and other relatives, but also their precious daughter. They call her their own daughter and compete to introduce her to potential partners.

Netizens who were watching the spectacle left comments under the school's account.

"Teacher, why is my grandpa sitting in the back? I saw there were empty seats in the middle of the first row, so I put him in the front."

"Teacher, I took the wrong way when I took my mom this morning. We'll be there later."

"Teacher, it seems like my dad is starting to fall in love late in life."

"Teacher, can my son skip the meeting?"

【系统】+【团宠】+【经营基建】+【搞笑日常】+【微直播】+【女主无感情线】林晴岚中了一亿大奖，绑定了“老年大学系统。”
　　这里的学生比老师都大，该有的一样不差。
　　模特队、广场舞、电竞班，更有非遗传承人亲自授课，还有特色的课程《如何科学的应对婆媳关系》《如何正确对待隔代亲》等。
　　叔姨爷奶自从上了老年大学，腰不酸了，腿也不疼了，不念叨孩子，也没空催婚了。
　　五十五岁文协会员六点起床背着书包抢第一排。
　　六十七岁商业大佬为上早八扔下几个亿的订单。
　　七十三岁外科圣手打起电竞手一点儿都不抖。
　　……
　　凭借“丰富夕阳红，圆叔姨年轻梦”的先进办学理念，被媒体作为正向典范，屡屡进行专访。
　　作为校长的林晴岚不只是叔姨爷奶的开心果，还是心头宝，一口一个亲女儿地叫着，争抢着给她介绍对象。
　　看热闹的网友们纷纷在学校账号下留言。
　　“老师，我爷怎么坐后面了，我看第一排中间还有空位把他坐前面。”
　　“老师，我早上送我妈的时候走错路了，我们晚会儿到。”
　　“老师，我爸好像晚恋了。”
　　“老师，家崽会能不能不去？”