第1章 我，托比·帕克，恶霸蜘蛛侠！ 

I am Tobey Parker, the Bully Spider-Man!

[Marvel][Spider-Man][Contrast][Anti-hero][Negative Quality]

I am Toby Parker, Peter Parker's cousin, and the son of Ben Parker and May Parker.

But don't get the wrong idea that I'm a friendly neighbor just because of this name and my status as Spider-Man's cousin!

Spider-Man holds back when fighting villains, but I use 200% of my strength!

Spider-Man has a no-kill policy, while I don't leave any traces of him!

The little spider is poor, but I'm determined to be richer than a country!

While the little spider was helping the old lady cross the street, I was sprinkling dust into someone's eyes!

The little spider is humble and polite, but I'm the one who keeps uttering forbidden words!

The little spider wanted to escape Venom, but Venom wanted to escape me!

Everyone likes Peter, but everyone fears me!

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【漫威】【蜘蛛侠】【反差】【反英雄】【素质为负】
  我，托比·帕克，蜘蛛侠彼得·帕克的表哥，本·帕克和梅·帕克的儿子。
  但你们可别因为这个名字，和蜘蛛侠表哥的身份，而对我产生什么友好邻居的错觉！
  小蜘蛛打反派是收着力，我打反派却用百分之二百力！
  小蜘蛛有不杀原则，而我则是不留原着！
  小蜘蛛为人清贫，我偏偏要富可敌国！
  小蜘蛛在扶老奶奶过马路时，我正在往人眼睛里撒灰！
  小蜘蛛谦虚懂礼貌，我张嘴就是违禁词！
  小蜘蛛想逃离毒液，毒液却想逃离我！
  人人都喜欢彼得，人人都怕我！
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