第1章 平平无奇美少年（已修改）

An ordinary but handsome young man (edited)

[Multiple genders, numerous elements]

Today's random gender: Female

Today's random items: Succubus Summoning Card, Medusa Summoning Card.

Wutong sighed softly and closed the system interface.

Back then, I also believed the system's lies and agreed to the binding.

Not only is the daily random gender selection a given, but the random items given are also incredibly varied. They range from small items like catgirl potions to larger items like the first-generation mech, the Tsar Bomba, and even space battleships.

But... this is a peaceful world! What use are these war machines to me? I can't use them, and I dare not sell them. I'd rather give you a bottle of random beast-eared girl potion.

At least... that's what Wutong initially thought.

...

Until one day, a torrential downpour threatened to destroy the city.

On that day, the storm subsided, and humanity was shrouded in dust.

At that moment, the cold sun shone high in the sky, and the bright moon fell to earth.

In that instant, the gods rose up, and the apocalypse appeared.

That day, the sycamore tree transformed into a magical girl...

Wutong: I, on behalf of humanity, hereby grant you judgment!

...

[The host is throwing tantrums because he can't revert to being male, and can only hack and slash indiscriminately at the calamities. When he can't win, he cries and screams... Waaah... So pitiful...]

Wutong: "Get out of here!"

The responsibility of saving the world rests on your shoulders!

Wutong: "No! I'm still not a man today, don't expect me to save the world!"

[But your childhood sweetheart is about to be beaten to death!]

...

On this day, a strange succubus girl was frantically running around with a fairy in her arms...

"We can't beat them, no matter how we think about it, we can't beat them!"

[I suggest using your beauty to win her over!]

Wutong: "Get out!"

...

What should I do if the system is so bad? I need help urgently!

【性别多变，元素较多】
【今日随机性别：女
今日随机道具：魅魔召唤卡、美杜莎召唤卡。】
梧桐轻叹着关掉了系统界面。
想当初自己也是信了系统的邪同意了绑定。
每日随机性别就算了，给的随机道具也是千奇百怪。小到变猫娘药水，大到初代机、大伊万，甚至太空战舰也有过。
可是…这是个和平世界啊！我要这些战争机械有个屁用，用又不能用、卖也不敢卖。不如多给瓶随机兽耳娘药剂。
至少…梧桐一开始是这样想的。
……
直到有一天，大雨倾盆，欲将城摧
那一日，风雨化劫，人道蒙尘
那一刻，寒日凌空，皎月坠地
那一刹，诸神纷起，末日显像
那一天，梧桐变成了魔法少女……
梧桐：吾谨代表人道，赐汝审判！
……
[宿主因为变不回男性而乱发脾气，只能对着灾厄们乱砍乱杀。打不过还又哭又闹…呜呜呜…好可怜呢…]
梧桐：“你滚呐！”
[拯救世界的重任就交给你了！]
梧桐：“我不！今天我仍然不是爷们，别想让我拯救世界！”
[可是，你的小青梅快被打死了！]
……
这一天，不太对劲的魅魔少女抱着仙子疲于奔命……
“打不过，怎么想都打不过！”
[建议用美色征服对方！]
梧桐：“你滚！”
……
系统太屑了怎么办？在线等，挺急的！