第1章 长空天降，猫的报恩

A Cat Returns from the Sky

I woke up to find myself, the mighty Honkai Will, transformed into Kiana's personal kitten?! [Old man on the subway looking at his phone.jpg] Don't panic! My human form is incredibly cool, and I can switch seamlessly at any time! I just want to be a cat first, experience the top-tier VIP service of the "Beautiful Girl Cat-Scratching Team," and see just how crazy you mortals can be for cats! [Manual dog head.gif]

Kiana: "My Chu Feng (cat form) is a lucky charm! He guesses right on all his exams and fights with divine help!" (Of course, with just one glance from me, even Herrschers would call me daddy!) Mei: "When Chu Feng (human form) arrives, my kitchen is bursting with new recipes, and his looks are so appealing!" (That's my divine radiance shining down on you, mere mortals wouldn't understand!) Bronya: "Target: the cat Chu Feng. His behavior is illogical. I suggest focusing on 'di-hua'... no, observation! By the way, Chu Feng (human form)'s gaming talent is terrifying!" St. Freya's daily life: Fighting over who can pet Chu Feng (cat) for one more minute today! Valkyries fighting is the most adorable! [AWSL]

What? Archbishop Otto, that old scoundrel, wants to study me? The leader of the Anti-Entropy Alliance, Welt, wants to invite me for "tea"? The World Serpent Lord, Kevin, has a strange look in his eyes and wants to "fencing" with me? Chu Feng (elegantly licking his paws, then switching to his peerless handsome form, unleashing his domineering aura): "You think you can challenge my personal cat-shoveling team? Get in line and ask my Kiana (and Mei, Bronya, Fu Hua, Himeko, Theresa…) if they agree!"

一觉醒来，我，堂堂崩坏意志，居然成了琪亚娜的专属小奶猫？！【地铁老人看手机.jpg】 莫慌！本神的人形态帅裂苍穹，还能随时丝滑切换！就是想先当只喵，体验下“美少女铲屎官天团”的顶级VIP服务，顺便看看你们这些凡人为了吸猫能有多疯狂！【手动狗头.gif】
琪亚娜：“我家楚风（猫形态）是天选锦鲤！考试都蒙对了，打架都如有神助！”（废话，本神一个眼神，律者都得喊爸爸！） 芽衣：“楚风（人形态）一来，厨房新菜谱灵感爆棚，颜值还下饭！”（那是本神的神之光辉在普照，区区凡人你不懂！） 布洛妮娅：“目标猫咪楚风，行为逻辑无法解析，建议重点‘迪化’……啊不，观察！顺便，楚风（人形态）的游戏天赋恐怖如斯！” 圣芙蕾雅日常：为了今天谁能多撸楚风（猫）一分钟而大打出手！女武神打架什么的，最有爱了！【AWSL】
什么？天命大主教奥托老贼想研究我？逆熵盟主瓦尔特想邀请我“喝茶”？世界蛇尊主凯文老祖眼神不对劲，想跟我“击剑”？ 楚风（优雅舔爪，下一秒切换绝世帅哥形态，王霸之气糊你一脸）：“就你们也想挑战本神的御用铲屎官天团？排队拿号，先问问我家琪亚娜（以及芽衣、布洛妮娅、符华、姬子、德丽莎……）答不答应！”