Uma Musume Pretty Derby: I'm So Good at Deceiving Naïve Horse Girls

[Fanfiction/Copywriting] + [Funny Daily Life] + [System] + [Stick and Become a Hundred] + [Horse Mint] + [Alternate Accounts]

[This is my first time writing, so please don't be too critical or harsh. I need to be polite.]

"My name is... no, it should be Yu Xuan Yi Jiu now..."

"As the saying goes, 'Guan Guan cry the ospreys, the one I long for is the gentleman who seeks me out (incorrect)'."

"Who is she? She must be the adorable horse girl."

"Wait, system, what did you say—I'm a horse girl too?" (Eyes darting around in panic)

"Are you kidding me?"

【=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)】

"The world of horse racing is so competitive, how am I supposed to survive?"

"Deceive Ma Niang? Impossible! I'm not that kind of evil person!"

"I, Yu Xuan Yi Jiu, would rather jump off this cliff and starve to death outside than lie to any naive horse girl!"

...

Many years later

Yu Xuan Yi Jiu watched as more and more horse girls gathered...

"Please give me a chance to explain, okay?"

………………

"So you've deceived us for so long."

"It's alright, take your time...we'll wait..."

【Yu Xuan Yi Jiu, stop now, there are horse girls everywhere outside.】

[The number one fraudster, Yu Xuan Yi Jiu, has finally been caught.]

"Wait for me! I can fight again! Let me watch an ad to revive!"

………………

Yu Xuan Yi Jiu: "Your Majesty, would you like some more lemonade with honey?"