A young man and an old dog, a rusty sword and a gourd of wine.

He has been guarding the dilapidated temple alone for six years, and he turns out to be a master?

The only descendant of the Sword God, he spends the whole day trying to find a mate.

With his own strength, he caused chaos in the world of cultivation.

The young boy Lu Tongfeng, with rare pure Yang blood, rides on a dog and carries a sword to bravely venture into the world of cultivation.

The master is the Burning Sky Sword God, and he is a Pure Yang Immortal... It is really unfortunate for the master's sect!

Yan Qing is a god-tier mission-taker in the world of transmigrated novels.

She can tear apart scumbags and effortlessly dominate face-slapping plots, or act cute and obedient in white moonlight storylines.

There’s nothing she can’t fake—only things you haven’t thought of.

Her final task before retirement is to enter an infinite horror game script and play the role of a weak, useless, and dramatic flower vase cannon fodder character who can’t lift a finger.

Yan Qing scans the character profile and nods in satisfaction.

Perfect—an empty beauty with no substance? Just her style.

So, she becomes the No. 1 fangirl trailing behind the villainous lord, shouting cheers and waving flags—fragile and weak.

When the young lord Shi Yan gives her an indifferent, scrutinizing look, Yan Qing innocently returns the gaze:

“Thanks for asking, I’m just a total useless vase.”

The entire team thinks Yan Qing is just a pretty little trash with only maxed-out luck—until one day they enter a dungeon with SSS-level difficulty.

Everyone gets completely suppressed, unable to move…

Except the “vase” of the team, who walks out of a room yawning—then casually dismantles the entire instance with a few smooth moves.

Everyone:

“You’re calling that a useless vase?!”

Shi Yan has a secret.

He knew from the moment he first met Yan Qing…

That she was lying to him.

This book is also known as: The Succubus Fishing Guy Traveler's Tivat Journey. For specific character design, please refer to the Dead Traveler 】 The code "Zi She Animal" was reincarnated into Tiwa Te Wau, and at the beginning he caught a naive Paimeng. Yukong: I actually just want to catch a fish quietly. “Yes, children, I like to cause things, and I feel uncomfortable if I don’t cause things. ” “man! What can i say?”

Su He is a well-known cunning fox among the task performers, with a lot of charm. But whenever she goes on a mission, she has never been deflated. The paranoid and crazy tyrant: "Concubine Ai, as long as you stay, the country will be hired, and you will be the queen..." The ruthless gangster: "Find me!! I'm going to bring her to me even if I dig three feet into the ground!” Brother Merry and Graceful Boy: "Ah He, don't leave me, okay, I promise you never to look at other women again..." Bloodthirsty and Violent Demon Venerable: "Who dares to touch her!" I want these three realms to be buried!” A decent little fairy: "Is it good to be my wife?" I used to have no desires, but now my heart is full... It's you..."

As a member of the reborn, Song Jae-woo said how can he not have some skills! First of all, he must have a high IQ, be able to play musical instruments, dance well, and compose music! Awesome, the reborn life is awesome! Haha

"Xiaoyu, I miss you so much." ---Min Yoongi

"Xiaoyu, we are lucky to have you!" ---Kim Namjoon

"Xiaoyu, don't worry, leave your diet to me, I promise to keep you plump and healthy!" ---Jin Seok-jin

"Xiaoyu, we must keep going and going and reach the top!!"-----Kim Taehyung

"Xiaoyu, we are behind you, so just do whatever you want." - Jung Hoseok

"And me!" ×2 Park Jimin, Jeon Jungkook

The CP for this article has not yet been determined. (PS I really tried my best to write the introduction, if you are interested, please come in, thank you for your cooperation~)

【Mental illness + insanity + idiot + prostatitis】

Everyone in Qingshan Sect knows that Luo Yuan has a brain disease, but Luo Yuan knows that he is actually a genius! He is a genius!!! Because he can draw his own spiritual roots! Hehehe, he wants to draw his own spiritual roots in all colors! So pretty! Hehe, so pretty!!!

Oh, this introduction is almost done here, hehehe! Failed again! I failed again! No one reads! Hehehe, no one reads at all! Wuu ...

Transformed into a humble concubine of a noble family, Xu Ning was conscientious and cautious. She dared not wear silver when her elder sister wore gold, dared not turn the table when her elder sister picked up food, and dared not touch her own cards when her elder sister played cards. As long as she behaved herself and lived a life of luxury, she should be able to get a good result, right? She was not greedy, and it would be enough for her to marry a son of an official with a similar family background and live a life of eating and drinking; as for her elder sister, who was of noble status, she would naturally have to be married to a royal relative, so as not to disappoint such a beautiful family.

However, on the eve of her marriage, her elder sister suddenly eloped with a poor scholar, leaving a mess behind.

Everyone came and said, "Miss San, for now, you are the only one who can marry into the Jingwang Mansion on her behalf."

Xu Ning: ...

If she remembered correctly, this prince would stand out from his brothers in the future and successfully ascend to the throne. Could she afford such great wealth?

Not to mention, she is also very pretty, no matter how you look at her, she is not at a disadvantage.

*

Xu Xin watched her concubine sister get on the bridal sedan coldly, secretly delighted in her heart.

Fortunately, she had a strange dream before she got married. She dreamed that she was a character in a book, and Prince Jing died on the battlefield with blood on his flag, leaving her young and beautiful alone in an empty room, unlike the one she chose now, who, although temporarily down and out, will win the top three honors in the imperial examinations and return home in glory in the future. The concubine sister has suffered for half her life, so let her be a rich and noble widow, so that they will not be in vain. However, Xu Xin waited and waited, but did not receive the news that Xu Ning was a widow. Instead, Prince Jing became stronger and stronger, and finally became the crown prince!

And she herself did not become the wife of the top scholar. She failed the exam three times. She really wondered why she had made a mistake in the first place!

Several years later, Xu Xin, with a dusty face and frosted hair, went to the palace to visit the queen. When she talked about the old things in the past, she was really puzzled.

After the two confronted each other, Xu Ning suddenly realized:

She was wearing the original novel, but her elder sister was reading the fan fiction.

God really knows how to play pranks.

"The Ancient Chaos Hammer" tells the story of the legendary counterattack of Su Yan, a young man from a mountain village. He grew up in Qingyan Village after his parents died early. He got the Ancient Chaos Hammer by chance and set out on a journey to find five Chaos Orbs to unlock it.

On the way, he made his mark in the secret realm and bravely fought the Blood Blade Gang to protect the village. After obtaining a Chaos Orb, he was coveted by forces such as the Black Wind Village. See how Su Yan, with his perseverance and wisdom, cut through the thorns in this fantasy world, and become the Heavenly Lord with his hammer.

The mighty yin and yang, the sun rises in the east; follow your fire virtue, the light of the sky; picturesque mountains and rivers, the divine capital Luoyang; Chang'an was first built, the Daming Palace; long live the sky, where is the dragon; the high sky is not false; Your Highness Hanyuan, the sun rises in all nations; the glory of the world all belongs to the Tang Dynasty; the white horse passes by, the endless impermanence; sigh Anshi, disturbing my hometown; the world's unique country, the peak decline; just for this heart, change the primeval world; I wish the sun will never set on my Central Plains.

Thousands of years ago, the fantasy set sail; where is it, Yingzhou Fusang; birds can't repay, Nara is prosperous; the holy virtues and teachings, the great changes fly; the Kyoto fire, the blue lotus blooms; if it's for love, the sky can't hinder it; Fujiwara Kyo was destroyed, and peace was also glorious; this country is the hometown of the gods; Kaguya Bamboo Cutter, shining in all directions; Prince Chachi, his heart is towards the sky; the imperial seal, a dream; on the moon, eternity is forever; gains and losses are determined by fate, on the other side of the water.

The great cause of crossing the East is far away and the mountains are long; it is comparable to the journey to the West, the Buddha's light is righteous; the magnificent Jianzhen is the backbone of the Tianping; the century-long plan, the thousand-year imagination; the quiet moon sea, the peace is hard to be auspicious; on Mount Yoshino, the cherry

blossoms are blooming; the fantasy land appears in the East. There was Shang Yang in the world, and Cheng Tang continued; the black bird of heaven descended and gave birth to Shang; the sky had Han, and Jian also had light; the dark water was surging, and the destiny was vast; those who are not happy now, the dead will die.

PS: Your Ning Chu is back.