It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?----------------

This is a story where Sherlock Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!

Your fingers become golden fingers.

You touched the Jiuyang Divine Skill with your golden finger, and you learned the Jiuyang Divine Art.

You used your golden finger to touch the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon, and you learned the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon.

You touched the magic of the wedding dress with your golden finger, and you learned the magic of the wedding dress.

You feel that your skills are progressing slowly, so you meet a liar who sells powerful pills.

You touch the Dali Pill with your golden finger, and the Dali Pill becomes the True-Dali Pill.

You touched Melatonin with your golden finger, and Melatonin became a brain pill.

You touched the Liushen toilet water with your golden finger, and the Liushen toilet water made it into a brewed flower.

You touched Yunnan Baiyao with your golden finger, and Yunnan Baiyao turned into Xiao Huan Dan.

……

So you started to collect all kinds of fake cheats, drink toilet water, eat Melatonin, and Dali pills… Your life also started to take off.

Born as twins, but Mu Qiqi was left suffering every torment and became the greatest scapegoat in history only because she was not a better actress than her sister!

That was when she had a nasty thought on how she would escape her family: she would marry the archnemesis of her own parents. She just never imagined that it would come true!

However, she soon grew addicted to being the enemy’s wife: after the hardship of being the daughter of her parents, for her naughty husband was giving her strength and aided her revenge.

Life does not get any better!

***

“Doesn’t payback feel awesome?”

“It does!”

“Well, I can make you feel even better!”

Under the threat of losing his life, the boy signed a contract with a demon that is considered taboo by humans.

Is it the loss of life, or the loss of sex? The boy resolutely chose the latter.

——It's strange!

"What's going on in this state?!"

"Isn't this the posture you aspire to be? Or do you have any opinions on the concubine?"

Outlining a wanton smile on her immature face, the beauty devil said so.

"Damn it!"

Reborn back to a small mountain village in the 1980s, the market economy at that time was completely in a state of disrepair, which made Lu Qi, who was determined to make a lot of money, find great wealth!

Guarding the old forest full of treasures, there are countless wild animals, and hundreds of precious medicinal materials hanging on the hillside!

In this era when guns were not yet banned, Lu Qi relied on hunting in the mountains and slowly found a way to get rich.

Since then, with money, Lu Qi has become a famous wife-loving maniac in the surrounding villages!

(Non-system text + non-traditional cultivation text + daily life + super slow pace + moo~)

This book is also known as: "Junior Brother, let go of that Junior Sister and come to me!" 》

Also known as: "Junior sister, let go of that senior sister, come at me!" 》

Also known as: "Senior Sister, let go of that senior brother, come at me!" 》

Also known as: "Forget it, senior and junior sisters, you all come together!" 》

Please feel free to combine~

……

Jiang Ming discovered that his cold senior sister and soft junior sister were actually a couple!

However, as they got along, things slowly started to go wrong.

……

"Senior Sister, where are you going?!"

"Go on a mission with my junior brother."

"Damn it! You're using this excuse to monopolize me again?!"

"Junior sister, I just want to complete the sect's mission, but...

Have you heard? There’s a certain kind of person in this world, who, even without any substantial contact, and with just a flash of thought, can discern a lot.

Their eyes have the ability to penetrate through to the past, to clarify the present and to break the veil of the future. They can see what you see through your eyes, smell what you smell through your nose, taste what you taste through your tongue, and can even perceive what you think through your heart.

This kind of a person is called—a psychic.

A story about the awakening of a ‘guabi’, who is merely plodding through life, from his deep slumber. (*guabi, a slang term, meaning ‘dead idiot’ = people who are penniless and jobless)

Jiang Ruohua, the legitimate daughter of the Jiang family in the Duke's Mansion, recently had a dream. In the dream, she forced herself to pursue perfection, but her end was very miserable.

Her fiancé, King Ying, was in love with someone else. She gave in step by step for the sake of the reputation of the Quantian family and the Jiang family, but in exchange for the consequences, she and her family did not end well.

I thought it was just a nightmare, but I didn't expect the scenes in the dream to appear one after another. If it was true, then she would kick this scumbag out of respect!

As soon as the engagement was cancelled, and the perfect life of peace and harmony was just around the corner, she didn't expect her ex-fiancé to suddenly come to her door.

"...Woman, don't even think about canceling your engagement!"

[Ah ah ah, is this the heroine? This is not eight hundred times more beautiful than that skeleton named Zhao! Wife! I want her to be my wife! 】

In addition to the words that were always cold and arrogant, Jiang Ruohua felt that she heard some other unsatisfactory voices.

Dressed up to attend the palace banquet, the ex-fiancé snorted: "Humph, it's nothing more than that!"

【Hello directly from me! marry! System: I don’t want to do the task anymore. I want a wife! 】

As the disaster spread, refugees fled to Beijing. When she was giving porridge in Beijing, her ex-fiancé said something bad to her: "Just pretending to be compassionate!"

【I'm anxious! How could I let my 37-degree mouth say such cold words to my kind-hearted and beautiful wife! The plot is already set at grandma’s house, why should I follow the plot! I will fight you for the system! 】

Jiang Ruohua thought, what did she get out of breaking off the engagement? Why is there a duplicitous idiot next to Hao Duanduan? Annoying!

1v1 double clean, domineering and sinister reborn female protagonist x arrogant and stupid male protagonist who wears a book

This is a damn Victorian fantasy novel.

Add a spoonful of steam engines to get that damned tech tree moving! Add a spoonful of love and hate to give everyone a good reason to fight! Add a spoonful of madness to lighten up this gloomy world, and finally, add a spoonful of natural disasters as the main boss… Wait! Bloody hell, I poured too much!

…

Year 931 of the Envirg Calendar.

The city I live in has been named the most advanced city in the West. The main reason? Steam technology, the source of both groundbreaking innovation and utter chaos, has turned the world upside down. It’s undeniable. Yet, despite this, people still flock here in droves. This city always offers a glimmer of hope, whether it’s a lie or an illusion. It’s so close, seemingly within reach, that people are willing to risk everything for it. A city of illusions.

And I am one of those dream chasers.