Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.
Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.
Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.
The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.
The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.
On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.
The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.
Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.
Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.
Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.
Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.
> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”
Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”
> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?
Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”
> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”
Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:
> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”
Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:
> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”
Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:
> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”
Xiao Yunfei: “??????”
I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?
You really are a woman in mourning, huh!
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Tags: Light-hearted
Main Character POV
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One-sentence summary:
Took home a Princess Royal by accident.
Fang Ning a lonely young man who spends his time playing computer games in his small rented apartment. One summer night , Fang Ning unexpectedly encounters a strange phenomenon. He obtains a super system, but with an unusual twist - while he gains the system, he loses control of his body. The system begins to manage his life, leading him on a path of self-redemption.
This book tells the story of Chen Feng, a senior mechanic, who grew from an intern who entered the factory to an elite in the industry. Chen Feng started his career in the auto parts factory, in the face of the high scrap rate of processed parts and other difficulties, he did not give up, through hard work to make a breakthrough. After gaining experience, he continues to improve his skills and inherits his skills as an apprentice mentor. When the factory is facing a new technology shock and a decline in orders, he stepped forward to master the new equipment operation technology and led the factory to a new development. After becoming a senior mechanic, he participated in important product research and development and international cooperation projects, won the honor of ingenuity and superb technology for the factory, and demonstrated the tenacity, wisdom and responsibility of senior technicians in the pursuit of technological innovation, inheritance skills and response to industry challenges.
When Chen Zuo pulled half a piece of moldy biscuit from the mouth of the mutant giant rat, the system suddenly popped the window: 【 SS-level silly white sweet detected, it is recommended to recycle 】 behind the young girl with radiation cockroach shouting cute.
In order to raise this mentally retarded AI to full scale, he carried a leaky prosthetic welding gun to sweep the garbage mountain, and every time he launched a recycling system, he hurt ⁇ grin: buckle of blood value buckle, this wave I made!
When the iron skin pinches the titanium alloy gate of the high arsenal valve with a robotic arm, Chen is teasing and rubbing the nuclear waste into a peerless soldier.
The pick-up and tattered team of the all-man crazy batch did not know that the fragments of the truth of the end they pieced together are triggering the countdown to global self-destruction...
Liu Chengfeng asked: Is there a quick guide to becoming a master god?
Gao Shan said: I have the Demon-killing Art hidden in my South Peak, the best skill in the Qingmeng Realm
Jiang He said: I have the blood of a real dragon at my source, drink a mouthful and you will gain the skill of ten thousand years
Desert said: I have a thousand hells, I will send you to heaven
Master said: I have a divine dynasty, three thousand saints...
Liu Chengfeng said: Master, the master god or something is not important, I like to be a saint's son.
In 1852, in the sky above the battlefield of Lingyidu, there was a thunderstorm, and an "angel" rode a bicycle, wearing a yellow coat and a yellow hat, riding a purple thunder, descending from the sky, and shouting: The Qing Dynasty is over!
"Are you really little dragon girl?"
Fang Qiye looked at the beautiful girl in front of him who was wearing a black trench coat, a high ponytail, a long sword on her back, a revolver in each hand, and a small skeleton carrying an ax behind her. He swallowed and asked in a low voice:
"That little dragon girl from the Tomb Sect?"
The girl nodded with a serious face:
"Yes, I am that little dragon girl."
As she said that, the girl raised her hand and fired a shot, hitting the head of a howling zombie that rushed towards her...
…
Team up with Xiao Longnu and explore infinite reincarnations!
What? The official team must have at least three people? So next, who should we recruit?
49 meteorites fell to the earth, bringing with them an alien zombie virus, causing the entire country to fall and become a zombie paradise.
In the same year, a thing called the zombie hunting system was connected to Liu Qi's mobile phone.
From that day on, a life-and-death game with thousands of zombies began.
Unexpectedly, one day six months later, a scene that shocked the world came to China.
The real enemy was far more than that.
In order to survive, they had to unite.
(It is recommended to read chapters 20 to 30 first, and then leave if you really don’t like it)
Is this the game Terraria? No, this is not a game...
But those people and monsters? It's just a coincidence...
So, is this the scourge of Terraria? Yes...
If you treat this like a game, you lose, because this is real...at least, it's based on reality.
Oh, fate, haha.
I hope you can survive...
In this Terraria world.
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The plot is selected from Terraria: original version + new (partially old) Tales of Calamity + some original plots.
[Quickly wear sweet pet + yandere crazy Shura field + heroic competition + jealous male lead + love at first sight + Su Su Su] Poor little social phobia Jiang Mian was bound by the quick wear system and became a vicious female supporting role in every world. I thought I could survive after completing the plot... But why did all the male leads who were killed by her become yandere? ! World 1: The fox tail was caught and locked up by the cold monk. She became a little fox demon who deceived the amnesiac Taoist male lead. In the plot, she designed a life-saving grace, forced him to use his heart blood to refine the pill, and tried to kill him but was killed in return. In order to survive, Jiang Mian secretly refined the fake death pill, ready to escape when the male lead wanted to kill her, but who knew that she took the medicine too early and the male lead went crazy. World Two: The evil god appears in my dreams every night. Jiang Mian, who has become a follower of the evil god, hides in the temple and needs to find a way to summon the evil god to help him replace the god. Until Jiang Mian discovered that the evil god and the god were actually residual souls, she summoned the evil god, and the two gods actually merged directly. "Thank you, little believer." World Three: The online love object is a sickly schoolmate. Jiang Mian, who has become a poor little person with a serious illness, starts live streaming to make money according to the plot, and also finds a sucker online love object to eat and drink for free. Until the online love object finds her, he is aggrieved like a good dog: "Mianmian and I are in the same school, why don't you meet me in person?" Jiang Mian: "..." Because she will run away when she saves enough money... World Four: The stray dogs picked up at the end of the world become crazy werewolves. ……
Protagonist: Jiang Mian