"Brother, why do we become adventurers?"

"The bounty for a goblin is three silver coins."

"No, you misunderstood me, man. I mean the ultimate goal of what we do. What's the point of working so hard all day long?"

"One goblin, three silver coins."

"..."

"Three silver coins."

"Okay, here's a task to clean up the goblin's nest, you..."

"Go!"

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Elements: [Bottom-line adventurer], [hodgepodge world view], [pseudo DND]

A giant golden tortoise, as huge as the world, crosses a broken world.

Seeing the vast world in ruins, Xu Feng slammed the giant golden tortoise on the head.

“Be careful next time, don’t use such brutal methods.”

The story begins with a young turtle-raiser who wants to live a stable life in a small family.

After reincarnating as a young fox loli, Su Tianqing becomes a mysterious villainous magical girl, embarking on a daily life of picking fights with the righteous magical girls.

Tentacle monsters? The natural enemy of magical girls! Max them out!

Masked villains? Also the natural enemy of magical girls! Max them out!

Not enough magical girls? No problem! Watch as I trick clueless girls into joining the dark side!

Publicly exposing identities? Let’s not do that.

Finally, one day, when the villainous magical girl is surrounded by the righteous ones, the sly young fox panics.

“W-What are you doing?! Don’t pull my tail! Stay away, ahhh!”

I am trapped in a false story. The story cannot move forward but can only be reincarnated. The special soul makes me remember every reincarnation.

After more than 30,000 reincarnations, I went crazy and became the creator who broke the reincarnation and refining the world.

Create mythical species from scratch, open up mythical systems, and demand reality from nothingness!

The heavily made-up woman: "My husband is worth over 100 million. I just do beauty treatments and go shopping every day. I don't have to work at all!"

Lu Jianuo: "Tsk, my husband has 10 billion in liquid funds alone. Did I say anything?"

The hot girl: "My husband is proficient in judo and karate. I feel so safe with him!"

Lu Jianuo: "My husband can knock down ten strong men with his bare hands. Isn't this a small matter for you?"

...

Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 billion in funds.

Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining top fighting skills.

Everything the wife boasts comes true.

Ye Yizhou was a little panicked: "Wife, if you keep bragging, your husband is not from Blue Star, Blue Star belongs to your husband..."

Li Changsheng traveled across the Douluo Continent and fell into the depths of the sea. He was accidentally taken back to the Sea God Island by Seahorse Douluo, and then lived with the beautiful chief priest for six years. Six years passed quickly, and just when the child awakened his martial spirit, the gods of all parties appeared, wanting to compete for the child in front of them to inherit their own godhood. In the end, everything ended because of the actions of two gods. At the beginning, he got the god test, and two of them, which made Li Changsheng very confused. Leaving the Sea God Island, there was a sea dragon Douluo to escort him. Coming to the mainland, taking the immortal grass, stepping on Tang San, destroying Tang Hao, killing Tang Chen, and see how he became the supreme god. The future of many people in the Douluo Continent was eventually changed because of him.

Not an overpowered protagonist + Single female lead (Dawn) + Slight buffs for Ash and Paul + No system

Hanyu Yun is reborn in the Sinnoh region of the Pokémon world, and this is the story of how he and his Pokémon rise to the top.

A proud yet warm-hearted Sceptile...

A fierce-looking Ursaring with a sneaky side...

An Aerodactyl with a sharp tongue that spits trash talk...

A mischievous Mismagius with the ability to transform into a legendary Pokémon...

A stoic, shiny Metagross...

And our adorable little Riolu...

Paul: "I acknowledge your strength, but why do you keep hanging around that childish Ash?"

Ash: "Xiaoyun, your Pokémon are amazing! I can’t wait to battle you!"

Dawn: "Xiaoyun is so gentle... I wish I could always be by his side~ ^ω^"

(Yeah... this synopsis is kinda weak, but the story itself is more of a slow burn. It follows the anime storyline with a relaxed pace. There’s no strict level system, and there will be a fair amount of battle scenes.

If you care a lot about strict leveling rules, be warned!)

The soul travels through Huo Yuhao and is bound to an improper life selector.

[On the first day of the combined class, you should greet your classmates politely and enthusiastically. Please make a choice. ]

[Choice 1: Good morning, Wang Dong, I heard that you...]

[Choice 2: Xiao Xiao, I will give you a chance today...]

[Choice 3: Wu Feng, if you dance for me, maybe I will help to heal you...]

[Choice 4: Dai Huabin, I heard that you have a fiancée, you'd better introduce her to me...]

Huo Yuhao: "???"

After traveling through the prehistoric times, it was fortunate that there was a chat group.

Fang Xun felt that his playing style was very clear. He pretended to be a prophet and got the skills for free; he was a middleman who made a lot of money; at the very least, he was a friendly group member who explored the avenue together, but...

[Above the Sacrifice]

Ye Fan joined the chat group! [The Ultimate Sword Master]

Ji Ning joined the chat group! [The Supreme of the World] Meng Qi joined the chat group!

[The Other Shore of the Son] Hong Yi joined the chat group!

"My fellow Taoist, I seem to have read a novel with you as the protagonist..."

"To be honest, I have read it too."

"The plot is ups and downs, the writing is smooth, and the characters are deeply portrayed, but it's just a eunuch."

"Hong is not talented, and I am willing to write a sequel for you."

Fang Xun: Damn... It's the opposite of Tiangang!

...

Many years later, someone asked Fang Xun about his most...

The Quibbler's interview today - Who do you think is the most laid-back Hogwarts faculty member?

Minerva McGonagall: Although it depends on the situation, I personally think it's Brian.

Albus Dumbledore: Isn't it Brian? It's a different story if we count the magical animals.

Chet Bryan: Who else besides Hagrid and me?

Reporter: May I ask what these three boxes in your hand are?

Chet Bryan: Ah, this is of course Hagrid and I's nightcap today. My friend, you've had a hard time coming to Hogwarts. If you're willing, come and have a drink with us tonight.