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After traveling through twenty-two years, Chu Ci, who was frail and sickly and had to go into the ICU after running 800 meters, finally found a stable job as an archivist in the Extraordinary Mobility Bureau.

While his colleagues were fighting a desperate battle against the S-class disaster on the front line, he was leisurely drinking black tea in the archives room.

While the whole world was shocked by the emergence of the mysterious organization "Tarot Club", he was worried about having to work overtime tonight.

No one knows that the [Emperor] known as the "Walking Divine Disaster", the [Devil] who tempts all living beings to fall, the [Hermit] who has insight into the ages... are all his Chu Ci's pseudonyms!

"Um... Director, I stayed up all night last night to finish the analysis report on the Tarot Club. Can I get overtime pay?"

Transmigrating to a world of high martial arts, Su Yanchen starts with a loser's script—

Yu Cheng University's bottom-ranked freshman, with a third-grade aptitude and a cultivation level of 21, could even make his roommate cough up blood from the aftershocks of his cultivation!

Until he awakened the [Friend System], he realized:

"Get stronger? Just add me as a friend!"

[Ding! Added Body Tempering Maniac Wei Tao as a friend, draw attribute: Grade 5 aptitude!]

(Wei Tao: Junior Su, I liked your post on WeChat Moments, could you send me another healing pill?)

[Ding! Befriend the ice queen of school and draw an attribute: S-rank ice-type talent!]

(School beauty: He's always so attentive and brings me medicine... he must have a crush on me!)

[Ding! Becoming sworn brothers with the reclusive headmaster, and drawing the attribute: Ninth-Rank Martial Saint Enlightenment!]

(Principal: This child has pure friendships and noble character; he should be given special attention and nurtured!)

From then on, Su Yanchen's style changed drastically—

Jian Tianjiao: "Brother, scan the QR code to add me as a friend! I'll treat you to some Qi and Blood Soup!"

When faced with an enemy: "Don't want to be friends? Then I'll beat you until you agree!"

As a member of the army of time travellers, Han Yu unexpectedly became the dean of teaching at Notting College.

[One Hundred Thousand Years Fire Cloud Crane sacrifices and rewards the host with the Heart Flame of Death. 】

"Tang Xiaosan, do you know what the use of my flame is?"

The flames of the fallen heart are invisible and formless, and the fire is born from the heart.

"Director Han is so kind. I actually feel that my cultivation speed has increased several times." Tang San cast a grateful look.

[Congratulations to the host for successfully acquiring the bloodline of the Blue Silver Emperor and being rewarded with the Flame of Life]

"Jie Jie Jie, Tang Xiaosan, your Blue Silver Grass is weak."

Tang San was shocked, but it was too late. The martial spirit that lost the Blue Silver Emperor's bloodline became a complete waste.

Yu Xiaogang: "Xiaosan, you must believe my theory."

This book will be staged: "Father Says and Son Laughs", "Rebel Tiangang", "Who is the Undercover", "I am the Clown"

Jiang Xu participated in the Global Web Drama Competition. While other teams were shooting romance, science fiction, and suspense films, he took out "Warhammer 40K"!

When the virtual helmet is activated, the Horus Heresy begins, the Custodes cut through the demons, and the Space Marines roar "For the Emperor!"

The judges collectively collapsed: "This is a skit?!"

The audience swiped the screen like crazy:

"The Mechanicus has rewarded a rocket, asking for the STC template!"

"Khorne gave a thumbs up, but complained that the blood was not enough!"

"Where is the Astartes registration office? Waiting online!"

"Emperor: I won't sit on this toilet anymore, I want to watch the sequel!"

"Slaanesh: More pleasure shots!"

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Jiang Xu looked at the audience who were broken in their defense.

Smiled: "Don't worry, Guilliman's return hasn't been filmed yet..."

[Multiple Heroines][No Female Characters Given Away][Infinite Flow][Brainless Thrilling Novel] Si Yu, transmigrated into an experimental subject with only five years to live, one day encounters a girl with turquoise twin tails—"Welcome to the Dimensional Game! Anything is possible here. Go to the infinite dimensions and find a way to extend your life!" [System Notification: Player Ability Acquisition in Progress—Acquired Ability, Word Power·Consciousness] "Word Power·Consciousness can change the target's mind through language..."—Si Yu looks at the girl in front of her, who claims to be the Guide, Hatsune Miku. "Hatsune..." Indeed, anything is possible. —World Order: ① Black Beast ② Madoka Magica ③ Detective Conan ④ Azur Lane ⑤ Honkai Impact 3 ⑥ Fate/Zero—[This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.]

[Traditional Cultivation + Slow Progression + Beast Taming + Family Unity + Decisive Action + Space + Alchemy]

[Realms: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Violet Palace, Golden Core, Nascent Soul...]

Early-stage realm progression is slow; it will only accelerate after collecting nine spirit beasts. If you mind this, please be advised.

For someone with five spirit roots, cultivation speed is inherently extremely slow, and then they awakened the Nine Spirits Primeval Physique. Those with the Nine Spirits Primeval Physique have a dantian nine times the size of an ordinary person's, and the difficulty of advancing each level is more than nine times greater than for a regular person.

Fortunately, the Classic of Mountains and Seas in the sea of consciousness was activated, allowing for supplementary cultivation of the Mountain and Sea Beast Taming Art. This enabled the contracting of nine spirit beasts, receiving nourishment feedback from them, which greatly increased cultivation speed.

The White Jade Spirit Bee excels at concealing its presence and devouring all poisons. It can brew spiritual honey to enhance cultivation, royal jelly to aid in breaking through realms, and blood emperor jelly to elevate spirit beast bloodlines.

The Five-Colored Peacock masters the power of the five elements; its Five-Colored Divine Light can brush away anything.

The Flowing Gold Heavenly Treasure Turtle continuously increases its cultivation by devouring magical artifacts and can even master the various abilities of those artifacts. It also possesses treasure-hunting abilities.

The Great Sun Rune Tree is a rune tree that mutated and gained sentience, becoming a demonic plant after devouring the essence blood of a three-legged golden crow. For every rune it comprehends, an additional leaf appears on its branches, making its rune mastery unparalleled.

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The Classic of Mountains and Seas can also analyze any issues with spirit beasts. For example, if a Five-Colored Brocade Pheasant has difficulty breeding, try some Polygonatum sibiricum; if an Ice-Armored Crocodile egg is broken, a medicinal bath will suffice; if a Fire Crane's cultivation hits a bottleneck, try breaking through its bloodline.

The Classic of Mountains and Seas also comes with its own Mountain and Sea Realm. The more people who cultivate the Mountain and Sea Beast Taming Art, the stronger the Mountain and Sea Realm becomes.

The only drawback is that clan members can only cultivate it after one becomes the patriarch. No choice then, he'll reluctantly become the patriarch.

Su Luo transmigrated to a parallel world. A video of him modeling before his debut went viral, making him the fastest top celebrity ever to crash and burn. But unexpectedly, he activated the [Resentment Collection System] —as long as he triggered someone emotionally, he could trade their rage for entertainment works!

Well then.

Su Luo decided to go all out and offend everyone equally!

Fan: “Got any recommendations for harem power-trip novels? The kind where the guy keeps collecting girls and slaps faces all the way!”

Su Luo: “Absolutely, bro. Try My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant. Perfect for reading alone at night. Guaranteed satisfaction!”

After reading:

Fan: “All the female leads are gone by the end, and the guy dies alone?!”

Fan: “What the h*ll?! Who wrote this crap?!”

Fan: “Lured the dog in just to kill it?!”

Su Luo: “Not to brag, but that would be yours truly. ^^”

[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

Fan: “Got any recommendations for an action-packed, hot-blooded battle manga?”

Su Luo: “Try Attack on Titan! Totally epic fight scenes—teens slashing titans, insane comeback arcs, Wings of Freedom is ridiculously cool!!”

After reading:

Fan: “Don’t tell me… the author of this manga is also…”

Su Luo: “Bingo. That’s me too, hehe ^^.”

[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

“Want to hear something soothing and healing?”

“Let me see~ To Ease Sorrow, Mercury Records, The Lonely Patient… How’s that? Depressing enough for ya?”

…

When a reporter asked Su Luo if he wasn’t worried about pissing everyone off and getting blacklisted in the entertainment industry, Su Luo was overjoyed:

“Blacklisted? That’s amazing! Honestly, I wrote my resume backwards—celebrity on the side, full-time male model.”

So!

Worst case, he’d just quit the scene and go back to being a male model~

He transmigrates into the world of Douluo Continent II: The Peerless Tang Sect and becomes Dai Yuntian, the younger brother of Dai Huabin.

As the old saying goes, "If a tiger has three cubs, one of them will surely be a tiger cub."

Dai Yuntian was born with a weak constitution and was extremely frail. A doctor once predicted that the child would not live past the age of six!

Before the age of six, he was pampered by his family and thought that the awakening of his martial soul would be his death.

Fortunately, at the age of six, Dai Yuntian awakened his martial soul—Dark Demon Evil God Biao!

The evil god bestowed a blessing, completely changing his congenitally deficient constitution.

Innate level 20 soul power!

That day, the entire continent was shaken.

Mu En proposed to take Dai Yuntian as his apprentice and even decided on the spot that he would become the successor of Shrek Academy!

The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School even proposed to marry off their daughter in a marriage alliance!

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However, the evil god's actions aroused Tang San's dissatisfaction. In order to stabilize the Douluo's rule, he decided to switch sides, abandon Huo Yuhao, and send his daughter Wang Dong to get close to Dai Yuntian.

Unexpectedly, in just a few short years...

Wang Dong transformed from a well-behaved girl into someone shouting, "Ah! Tang San, you old scoundrel! I will never let you get away with this!"

Even Shrek is the same.

Ma Xiaotao: "What kind of bullshit sea god is he? He's been lying to us for so many years. If he dares to hurt Yun Tian, ​​I'll be the first to kill him!"

Zhang Lexuan: "In the name of Dean Shrek Academy, I hereby announce the expulsion of Tang San from his previous student status. From this day forward, Tang San will never be a student in the history of Shrek Academy!"

Having lost both his wife and his army, Tang San was furious, his eyes bloodshot and his breath coming in ragged gasps: "How dare you!"

Keywords: [Multiple female leads] [Decisive and ruthless] [Not a sycophant to Huo]

[Ten Thousand Worlds + Lords Fighting + Becoming a God with Faith + Summoning Soldiers + Bloody Killing + Invincible Violence + Angels]

On this day, Blue Star entered an era of contention among all worlds.

The chosen humans will board the floating island as professionals, hunt monsters, and upgrade to become gods.

Among all professions, the lord profession is the most valuable!

Lin Yu was fortunate enough to obtain the lord profession, and was randomly assigned an exclusive type of soldier that was more powerful than the top-level soldiers - the angel.

From then on, Lin Yu started his own cause of conquering all realms!

Several years later, Lin Yu sat on the throne of the God King, looking back. Behind him, besides the endless army of angels, there were also the gods of all realms prostrating themselves in worship.

"I am the Holy Light!"

"The origin of holiness and light!"

"All living beings in the world are my believers. Those who disobey shall be purified by the Holy Flame!"

Albert has never had any big ambitions. He has always thought of himself as a salted fish. He was reborn and turned on the panel cheat sheet. This is the proper way to become a winner in life.

When Albert was planning to make a salted fish with a goal, the Owl sent an invitation from Hogwarts, and he realized that he had traveled to the world of Harry Potter novels.

Now, Albert is considering how to be a dreamy salted fish in the magic world.

(Daily essays, fan-oriented, not dedicated to alchemy, please ignore the title of the book and see the work if you have any questions.)