Protagonist: "Hey, hey, hey, system, where's today's item?"

System: "Stop yelling, can't you see I'm trying to snatch it for you right now!"

My name is Liang Mo. I transmigrated into a cultivation world and got a one-of-a-kind random system. Truly random — it all depends on what the system can manage to snatch.

What’s this? A Succubus Physique from Orario? Damn it! Even Aunt Wang next door is looking at me weird—wait, I don’t even have neighbors!

And then there's the Rinnegan-colored contact lens… turns out it’s literally just a contact lens. No clue where the system even got it from—and I can’t turn it off!

Of course, it’s not all junk. For instance, the Holy Spirit Root—it supposedly snatched that from a top-tier genius in another cultivation world.

[Zero Zone + Vivian + Single Female Lead + Cloud Raising Girlfriend + Krypton Gold Enhancement + Cultivation System + Late-stage Reverse Transmigration]

"...I don't want...I don't want this ending!"

After watching the plot of Absolute Zone Zero 1.7, Gu Lin admitted that he was addicted...

Once you get high, you tend to be impulsive, and once you are impulsive, you tend to spend money.

Who would have thought...

Ten hits in one go, Vivian's painting is full.

Another ten-hit combo, the Bird Star Dream is at full level...

Looking at the untouched film and the account with several more withdrawals than before, Gu Lin fell into deep thought:

"Wow, Vivian, my Vivian, why are you so good to me? I clearly bought 20 orders without spending a penny, and even got a few extra draws. Wow, Vivian, my Vivian..."

"No! I want to spend money! I want to buy grain! I want to buy action figures! I want to buy peripherals! Don't stop me, I want to spend money on Vivian! Even the gods can't stop me—"

Then, Gu Lin found a new game test invitation in his mailbox——

"Cloud Girlfriend·Zero Beta" invites you to participate in the internal test.

"There's such a good thing? Start charging!"

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I'm Vivian.

I don't know how many times I've taken shelter under an overpass, how many times I've huddled in a damp, dark trash can, waiting to die...

Just when I thought my life was over, the public telephone booth suddenly rang.

"Hello... Hello, who are you looking for?"

"Open the cardboard box in the alley to the left of the phone booth. The things inside may be able to help you..."

The gears of fate begin to turn

Feng Yao travels across the Douluo Continent and awakens his twin martial spirits—

in his left hand, the Fuxi Qin breaks all the Tang Sect's hidden weapons with its sound;

in his right hand, the Bagua plate deduces the formation, which can resist thousands of troops!

"Tang San, your hidden weapon is not as good as a song I play!"

"Soul masters are not slaves of gods, and the world is not controlled by heaven!"

When gods overlook the world and decide human affairs at will—Feng Yao plays music and sets off a revolution!

Zhuge's divine crossbow explodes due to the resonance of the sound of the Qin, and Tang San kneels down and spits blood: "My hidden weapon... How is it possible?!"

Using the sound of the Qin as his ears, he deduces the Bagua and walks out of the path of a soul master who is exclusively a musical martial spirit.

With the formation, the power of faith of the continent is gathered to cut off the passage to the God Realm. The Shura God roars and annihilates: "This child should be killed!!!"

"The hidden weapon is returned to the factory for repair, and the God Realm is closed for visitors."

"This song, I will sing for the creatures of the continent...

The holy wings are stained with the blood of young witches, and the greedy devils are bewitching unsteady souls in bars and dance floors.

In the deepest trench stands the lost Atlantis, and the secret society established centuries ago is trying to revive the ancient king of magic. The dark side of the moon is stationed with a war outpost from the sea of ​​stars.

Just before the universe is about to collapse, the mysterious Abnormal Control Bureau quietly surfaced, and then they realized...

The Control Bureau has been using amnestics to cover up its whereabouts and secretly monitor the world.

And those races and civilizations that are aware of the existence of the Control Bureau and try to resist them have been secretly rendered harmless and completely forgotten by the world before the truth is revealed. Only warnings that no one understands are quietly circulated in the dark:

"We control, use, and destroy." - Director of the Abnormal Control Bureau/Ma En

In the 48th year of Konoha, my soul traveled through time to the Uchiha clan, and there were only three years left before the clan was exterminated!

The game started at hell difficulty, luckily I had a "Cause and Effect Library" in my mind!

Omniscient and omnipotent, knowing all future ninjutsu and conspiracies!

The Third Hokage? I'll expose your hypocritical mask to your face!

Danzo? I have memorized all 76 plots you have secretly planned!

Shisui, Itachi, stop struggling! Follow me, I will lead the Uchiha to fight their way out of the bloody battle!

On the night of the genocide, when Black Zetsu and Obito thought they had everything under control...

Little do they know that I have already laid a net of heaven and earth, and the entire ninja world will tremble because of the Uchiha!

I, Uchiha Qing, am not here to rewrite the plot, but to correct this twisted cause and effect!

Marin found himself in the body of a young wandering knight who was driven out of the house. Forced into the 15th Century, he was armed with only a horse, a breastplate, and a lance.

He was soon caught up in the era of German mercenaries established by Maximilian I. And so he decided to become a mercenary. Relying on his half-baked internet knowledge, he will establish his own mercenary force. Waging war with French knights and Swiss armies, even Emperors and Kings must beg of him.

When the Valoran Void Warrior, representing nothingness, arrives in the Devouring Stars world, all he can do is devour all matter to strengthen himself! Special life, devour! World beasts, devour! The primordial universe, devour! The origin continent, devour! Devour, and then, evolve! Truly, Devour the Stars

When she woke up, Tang Su found that she had dark skin, lost eyes, pimples, and the most terrifying thing was that she had grown leg hair.

You will receive the following penalties if the ranking of the following subjects drops:

(Chinese-Acne, Mathematics-Dark Skin, English-Hair Loss, Physics-Weight Gain, Chemistry-Spots, Biology-Fuzziness.)

If you don’t study well, you will become an ugly monster. Tang Su was forced to bind with a system called “Persuade to Learn” and had to start a learning mode of “hanging beams and stabbing stocks and forgetting to sleep and eat”.

But when Tang Su progressed in his studies, he found that the system had rich rewards in addition to punishment.

Read this article: Receive daily learning tasks, Amway’s 100 learning methods, tips for tracking points, and distribute sweet dog food from time to time, and share 36 strategies for men and gods.

Nangong Yang, a time traveler, came to this comic book world due to a car accident and inherited the abnormal office and an apartment owned by his former adoptive parents.

In this comic book world, dangers are everywhere, evil spirits can be seen everywhere, martial artists who advocate violence, and weird and inexplicable adolescent syndromes. Some special adolescent syndromes can also affect the world.

Fortunately, I have awakened the avatar, the Insect King Chain, and I have the ability to absorb life and feed it back to myself, as well as the Insect King Contract to awaken avatars for others and become their dependents.

Relying on these two abilities, in this dangerous daily comic world, Nangong Yang continued to meet, help, and recruit animation heroines from all over the world to become his substitute family members, until he transcended the world and traveled across the heavens.

This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

Deng Shirong was reborn and returned to the summer of 1980.

In his previous life, he didn't know people well and trusted the matchmaker too much, which resulted in unhappy marriages for his children. His two sons-in-law couldn't hold him up, and his several daughters-in-law made the family a mess.

In this life, he will personally take action to find partners for his children.

Several years later, I got together with some old friends. When the topic of whether their daughter-in-law was filial or not was discussed, the young old men couldn't help but boast.

Deng Shirong waited for them to brag enough, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to WeChat Moments in front of them, saying that he was getting moldy after staying at home and wanted to go out for a walk.

The next moment, his five daughters-in-law living in different cities took turns calling him:

Eldest daughter-in-law: "Dad, where do you want to go? I'll go back to pick you up right away!"

Second daughter-in-law: "Dad, the bird's nest has just been built, and I'm about to go back to pick you up to have a look!"

Third daughter-in-law: "Dad, you have never been to Mount Hua among the Five Mountains. The weather is just right now. Can I go back to pick you up and play with you for a few days?"

Fourth daughter-in-law: "..."

Young daughter-in-law: "..."

This scene made several little old men who had just finished bragging were dumbfounded and their eyes were red with envy!

The current progress of the book: the eldest daughter-in-law is married, and the eldest daughter is married.

[This book focuses on matchmaking + food + daily life, with a strong local flavor, real prices, strong logic, and a eloquent writing style. It is a rare masterpiece of period literature. Don’t miss it when you pass by]

PS: There is already an old book "I Dislike No One in Matchmaking" with a high order of 36,000+. Those who are interested can check it out!