[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]

(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)

Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…

"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"

Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"

"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"

Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."

"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"

Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."

Lin Hao accidentally came to the 1960s while saving people, and was reborn as a martyr orphan with the same name and gender. Fortunately, he also came with the golden finger of space. See how Lin Hao lived freely during the three-year natural disaster. With the exploration of space, he slowly developed many functions, learned martial arts and traditional Chinese medicine, hunted, and enjoyed life freely.

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality.

In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince!

“Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.”

“Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!”

"You gain experience with any job if you do it more often. For example, I can tell if there is electricity in this wire by just touching it with my hand."

Su Bai traveled to the elf era, and he could get detailed information about anything he touched.

Su Bai: It's so cool to use cheats. Others rely on luck to capture elves, but it's different for me. I can tell whether an elf is good or not just by touching it.

In the world of martial arts, the strong are respected! Fist, power is connected, the strong makes the rules! The young man defied the odds, rose up strong, and made his own rules.

There is nothing that cannot be settled with one sword. If one sword cannot do it, just use two swords!

When a fan of A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) opened his eyes, he found himself in the Westeros continent created by George R. R. Martin, and became Suleiman, a small knight under the Daddings family in the lower reaches of the Green Fork of the Riverlands. The family had no money, no soldiers, no power, and only had more than fifty subjects. Their status was so low that they were just spectators in the corner who were ignored at the aristocratic banquets. Facing the aristocratic barriers built by 8,000 years of ancient heritage, Suleiman from another world, in the changing situation of the Riverlands, went from being a "Sir Stinky Castle" on the edge of a swamp to the throne of the Trident River step by step!

No Bootlicking Canon | Dark and Ruthless Style | System | Transmigration

Transmigrated into the Naruto world, only to have the system break down on day one...

But wait, he can still access its powers?

Then doesn't that make him the system itself?

Why be a ninja at all?

For money?

He’s already the richest man in the world, why bother with ninja missions?

Kakuzu: “I only care about money!”

Perfect! The ultimate corporate slave. With five hearts mass-produced, he doesn’t even have to worry about sudden death.

In this world, what truly matters?

Connections? Status?

No, wealth is power, and he has both in spades.

Change the plot, and you rewrite reality.

Now let's see, who really controls this world?

After 18 years of traveling through the Devouring Starry Sky, I finally got the golden finger.

Keep punching in to get stronger.

Punch in to get: Meteor Tears, Yiqihua Sanqing.

Punch in to get: Panlong Godhead full set .

Punch in to get: Chiming Jiutiantu.

Punch in to get: Fortune Jade Disc

...

Punch in to get endless opportunities, become stronger step by step, and transcend the world.

Evan has time-traveled once again.

His first time traveling was from Earth to the D&D world, where he went through trials and tribulations and became a sorcerer of the Universal School.

However, a fierce battle ended his second life.

When Evan opened his eyes again, he was surprised to find that he had once again traveled to a magical world that was both familiar and strange.

An owl flapped its wings and flew swiftly, delivering his Hogwarts acceptance letter, but the timeline he arrived in was 1971.

In 1971, a turbulent era, the Demon King was stirring, the Phoenix perched high in the castle, and the towers of Nurmengard remained tightly shut.

And those future heroes—Lupin, Sirius, James, Lily, Snape… at this moment, they are just innocent teenagers, unknowingly walking into the vortex of fate.

This is a glorious era, though not detailed in the original work, it is equally magnificent and filled with brilliant stars.

However, for Evan at this moment, the first thing he needs to solve is how to restore his spellcasting ability in this world without a magic network and with scarce magic power.

Or perhaps, he could go even further, relying on more advanced magical research concepts, gathering a group of intelligent and powerful companions, and launching a magical revolution that would change the entire magical world.

In any case, the times are waiting for Evan's actions.

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The timeline is set in 1971, in the same year as Sirius Black, Lupin, and Snape. The protagonist has mastered the spell system of D&D, has no system, breaks up the original pairings, is slow-paced, not mindless, and will seriously consider the plot.

[Sign-in System + Naruto + Pokémon + Uchiha + Sister Control]

He accidentally came to the world of Naruto and became a member of the Uchiha clan, a wealthy family in Konoha. Uchiha Tendou awakened the Pokémon sign-in system at the age of eight.

[Congratulations to the host for successfully signing in: Groudon's Power! ]

[Congratulations to the host for successfully signing in: Holy Fire! ]

[Congratulations to the host for successfully signing in: Mewtwo Psychic Power! ]

[Congratulations to the host for signing in successfully: God of Space, the authority of Palkia! ]

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Uchiha Tendao pointed to the sky with one hand, looking calm and confident.

"My grandma once said: As long as I hope, fate will definitely be on my side."

Uchiha Minghui clasped his hands together, his eyes shining.

"As expected of my most, most, most handsome Onii-chan!!"

Minato Namikaze looked serious.

"In front of Lord Tiandao, I am just an ordinary ninja!"

Uchiha Madara's tone was full of appreciation.

"Even I, the Dance King of the Ninja World, am far inferior to you in terms of pretense! I, Uchiha Madara, would like to call you the strongest!!"