Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

[Various martial arts novels, Uncle Nine series, Naruto, One Piece, Harry Potter, Jade Dynasty, Chinese Paladin, Jade Dynasty, Primordial Gods, Journey to the West...]

Cao Fei in the Martial World (Awakened Golden Finger: Sharing (allows Cao Fei from all worlds to share all the talents of others), his life goal is to live a carefree life in the Martial World)

Naruto's Cao Fei (Awakened cheat: Inclusivity (allows the protagonist to use the energy of any world). His life goal is to live a carefree life in the Naruto world.)

Source Star Cao Fei (Awakened Golden Finger: Deduction (similar to heaven-defying comprehension, at the cost of consuming energy), his life goal is to live a carefree life in the Source Star world)

Pirate Cao Fei (Awakened Golden Finger: Price Reversal, Life Goal is to Live Freely in the Pirate World)

Cao Fei in Demon Slayer (Awakened cheat: Breathing Mastery, goal is to live a carefree life in the Demon Slayer world)

Marvel's Cao Fei (Awakened cheat: shooting proficiency, life goal is to live a carefree life in Marvel)

DC Cao Fei (Awakened Golden Finger: Super-fast Self-Healing and Regeneration)

The main god Cao Fei (I haven't figured out how to make this up yet).

Super God Cao Fei (I haven't figured out how to make this up yet)

Cao Fei, the Tomb Raider (I haven't figured out how to make this up yet)

Cao Fei in the world of Uncle Nine (Awakening the cheat ability of dual cultivation, the more he does it, the stronger his life cultivation becomes).

Harry Potter Cao Fei (Awakened cheat: photographic memory, goal is to learn all magic)

Cao Fei, a character from the Hong Kong variety show "Zombie Contract" (Awakened Golden Finger: Teleportation)

Cao Fei of the Siheyuan (I haven't figured out how to make this up yet)

Cao Fei in "Zhu Xian" (Awakened Golden Finger: (Having not yet figured out how to write it))

Cao Fei, an ordinary man (Awakened cheat: Matter Conversion)

Battle Through the Heavens: Cao Fei (Alchemy Talent)

Dragon Ball's Cao Fei (Awakened Talent: Scientific Research)

Cao Fei from "Covering the Sky" (Awakened Talent: Energy Absorption)

Several supreme beings stand tall in the world.

All of them were disciples of the same master.

Eldest disciple – Chu Qingyao: Empress of Reincarnation, wielding the karmic fire of reincarnation, capable of burning the entire world.

Second disciple – Zuo Anqing: The Immortal of the Broken String Qin, who breaks through the mortal world with music and soothes the world with her qin music.

The third disciple, Xu Mingchuan, is a chess master who uses all living beings as his pieces to strategize for the world.

......

Chen Shian: These troublesome disciples!

[Cute twins + a cool and abstinent CEO wife + secret marriage and cohabitation + marriage first, love later]

During graduation season, Jiang Lin was dumped by his lover, was hospitalized after drinking fake alcohol, and his life became confused.

When I returned to the door of the rental house, two cute babies were squatting at the door.

You can keep it for a while.

The question is... why do these two kids call me dad? Isn't this scam?

A cold and abstinent beauty also came to him, hiding her identity and living with him.

Jiang Lin said, "Didn't he just break up? How can I raise a child and a wife at the same time? It's too difficult!"

On the day of graduation, he held his son on his left hand and his daughter on his right hand.

Introducing to classmates: Yes, I have a wife and two kids, over three years old...

Everyone: ???

**Timeline:** Based on the actual timeline of the real football world, starting from 2004, it has experienced the rise of the Premier League, the battle between the two giants in La Liga, the revival of Serie A, as well as major events such as the World Cup and the European Cup.

**League system:** Includes the five major European leagues, including the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga, and Ligue 1, as well as intercontinental competitions such as the Champions League and Europa League.

**National Team System:** Includes national team competitions such as the World Cup, European Cup, and America's Cup. Ren Xiaoyao can choose to join the Portuguese national team or the Chinese national team. (This sets the stage for the subsequent plot)

**Clubs:** Based on real-world clubs, including Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​AC Milan, Juventus and other top teams.

**Stars: **Based on real-world stars, including C Ronaldo, Messi, Rooney, Henry, Ronaldinho and other legendary superstars.

Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent and becoming Huo Yuhao, he unexpectedly arrived in the Douluo Era 1 and even activated a diary system, earning rewards simply by writing in his diary each day. Originally, he planned to develop his strength discreetly, focusing solely on becoming stronger and building his career. However, as he wrote, Huo Yuhao noticed that all the female characters were acting strangely. Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue were openly and secretly vying for his attention. The Ice and Snow Emperors had transformed into human form, and the dormant Gu Yuena had prematurely awakened, bringing her auspicious beast to his door. Even the three beauties of Shrek Academy had abandoned Shrek Academy, revolving solely around him. Was it them who were acting strangely, or was it him? Xiao Wu: "Yuhao, I'm really not your mother-in-law, please don't call me that anymore!" Qian

The apocalyptic girl Luo Qiao dressed as a poor little girl with supernatural powers.

I got a space by chance, which is really gratifying.

However, he found that he not only traveled through but also wore a book, and the original body in the book had a tragic fate!

Hehe, with powers and space in hand, Luo Qiao said she didn’t need anyone.

But the disabled boss in the village, who was said to be eccentric, wanted to help her everywhere.

Luo Qiao rolled her eyes, hehe, it’s not bad to hug your thighs and find a backer first.

See how a beautiful wife is raised, and see how Luo Qiao is free. …

Superpowers descended upon the world. This was a world where everyone awakened to superpowers.

Some people awakened to abilities at the lowest F rank. They could only work the most difficult jobs for their entire lives. Meanwhile, some people started off with S rank powers and skyrocketed to fame.

In this age where talents determined everything, Ling Feng awakened the clone ability, which was ranked second last in the F rank powers.

The crowd mocked him, “That is one of the most useless talents. After one awakens this ability, they can create a clone of themselves. However, their strength is halved in the process. Aside from running errands and making deliveries, it is useless.”

However, very soon, Ling Feng discovered that something was off. That was because his talent could level up from the lowest F rank up to the SSR rank! He had unlimited clones and unlimited evolution!

Many years later, half of the superpower users in the world were Ling Feng’s clones.

Reborn as a mosquito? A system where you become stronger by sucking blood?

Chu Sheng was a little silent about this opening.

I've turned into a mosquito, how strong can I become?

But anyway, I have to give it a try...

Chu Sheng randomly flew into a room, and unexpectedly there was a gorgeous girl inside.

Good! Just suck her!

…

Gu Yuexi, an emperor-level beastmaster and empress of the human race!

In her previous life, she didn’t start the beast taming journey until she was sixty years old, and the first beast she contracted was only of low-level bloodline, which led to an unstable foundation and its death in the heavenly calamity.

When she was reborn at the age of eighteen, she must become a beastmaster as soon as possible!

She spent all her money to buy a demon beast with high-level bloodline and prepared the blood contract ceremony!

Just as she was about to sign a blood pact with the monster, a mosquito flew onto her leg and sucked a mouthful of her blood!

“…”

"My name is Gu Yuexi. I seem to be useless in this life..."

Traveling through the world of American comics, he became a hell lord. After going through all kinds of hardships to enter the earth, he only had two goals. One was to enjoy life, and the other was to contract with human souls and turn America into his own industry.