While others are still working hard to escape poverty, Zhao Bin has already conquered women with his hands. Ninety-nine out of a hundred women become his clients. Whether they are young women, lolis, mature women, or sophisticated women, as long as they have a massage from Zhao Bin, they will become addicted to the feeling. That's right, Zhao Bin is a massage therapist.
"First, I beseech Holy King Guilliman! Second, I beseech Les to possess me! Third, I beseech Grand Marshal Leon! May the Emperor manifest and sweep away the evil spirits! May my left shoulder be benevolent and righteous! May my right shoulder be righteous and benevolent! May the treacherous and horrible aid me! May the false emperor, the great villain, be annihilated!" Looking at the weak human before him, babbling incoherently before the two armies, his eyes rolling back and his body convulsing, an aura of unspeakable loyalty emanated from this human and spread throughout the battlefield. The onlookers, from powerful demon lords to imperial auxiliary soldiers and accompanying priests, all involuntarily took three steps back, their faces showing simultaneous terror. "I told you! These warlock cultists are pathetic!" Li Lian, who himself didn't know what had possessed him this time, gave a smug smile to the restless archbishop not far away. "See that? This is the mysterious power from the East!" "Alas! Your Excellency the Archbishop, and that incredibly strong Governor possessed by the Demon Prince! Don't run away!"
I've been the sun for billions of years, and I'm tired of living.
Until I collapsed into a black hole, and when I opened my eyes, I had become an infant in the world of cultivation.
They tested my spiritual root, but the spirit stones didn't react at all. I felt like something was missing from my body, and then... my spiritual root grew on its own.
They taught me magic, and I learned it in one glance, even optimizing it a bit.
They said I was too bloodthirsty, and I said, "Gentlemen, please die here."
I originally wanted to be an ordinary cultivator, but everything seems a bit off.
Let others fight, and you, lucky Austria, get married! What the God of War can give you, the God of Love can also give you.
The smoke of the Napoleonic Wars has cleared,...
[Mindless humor + guaranteed to make you laugh + non-stop hilarious moments + sweet interactions + satisfying story]
Ye Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and became a relatively unknown young male celebrity in the entertainment industry.
Unexpectedly, she made a last-minute appearance at "Happy Painting" and burst into laughter with "Oh ha, oh ha, oh ha ha ha".
Ye Chen replied immediately: "Brother, did you eat a toad?"
The whole audience burst into laughter!
Just when the whole internet thought that Ye Chen's success was just a stroke of luck, creating a memorable moment of catching the joke.
Unexpectedly, in the years that followed, Ye Chen became a sensation across the internet with his talent while also reaping rewards as a meme king.
Interlude: "Mahua is Especially Happy"
Jia Ling: "Little brother, this scarf doesn't quite fit your character."
Ye Chen: "I'm using this to hang myself."
Hahahaha!
Running Man
Zheng Kai: "Short track prince Tianyu, kung fu queen Duan Yu..."
Ye Chen: "Zheng Kai, a middle-aged man."
Hahahaha!
"Celebrity True Detective"
Sa Beining: “!@##@￥#%￥……*（&%##）”
He Jiong: "What did he say?"
Ye Chen: "He said he was an islander."
Hahahaha, fans across the internet are laughing until they cry their eyes out, begging Ye Chen to just be a normal person!
Entertainment: You were put on a last-minute stand-in, and you became the king of memes!
Yang Hao traveled to the legendary prehistoric world and became the first human created by Nuwa. From the start, he awakened his divine powers and incredible understanding!
[You observed the entire process of Nuwa's creation, gained insights into the various great Daos, and created the Heaven-Covering Secret Realm cultivation method!]
[You witnessed Nuwa's enlightenment and assimilated the sage's Dao rhyme, comprehending the Immortal King-level cultivation method—the Creation Immortal Scripture!]
[You encountered a heavenly tribulation. Baptized by the thunder of the tribulation, you grasped some of the true meaning of the Great Dao of Thunder and suddenly realized the magical power of the Thunder Emperor!]
...
[You discovered flaws in the Heaven-Covering Secret Realm method, gained a glimpse into the endless starry sky, and created the Devouring Method!]
[Believing that learning from others' experience can polish jade, you comprehended the Immortal Dao and created the method of eternal life!]
...
Countless years later, Daoist Ancestor Hongjun, observing the three thousand great Dao laws swirling around Yang Hao, was bewildered: "No, each of the three thousand great Daos can lead to enlightenment. I was just saying it. Why are you serious?"
[1v1, single female lead, overwhelming victory, ruthless and decisive, no angst.]
[Not a villainous protagonist at the start; please do not read if you mind.]
[The rating is newly released, so it's low.]
My name is Shen Changqing
Fifteen years ago, I was reborn into a fantasy novel world that combined many 'destined protagonists'.
He even became a villain.
He awakened his memories and obtained a system. He could become stronger by binding himself to a villain and constantly suppressing the chosen one.
Do I even need to think about it?
Of course, it's tied to the ultimate female villain in the book—Xia Xuanji!
So I started helping her suppress all the chosen ones and women, seize opportunities, and improve her cultivation level and talent level.
However, in the end...
I've discovered that this world isn't so simple...
...
...
My name is Xia Xuanji.
The little princess of the Xia clan, the holy maiden of the Supreme Holy Land.
I unexpectedly awakened my talent when I was very young.
There are seven levels of talent.
But what I awakened was an even higher, supreme talent!
Eternal supremacy!
At that moment, I transcended the narrative level and saw the outside world, and I also saw my own destiny...
But there was nothing they could do.
Waaaaah!
I was eight years old when I cried.
Why are so many men and women emitting golden beams of light coming to bother me?
When I grew older, I learned that these people were called the Chosen Ones.
And I am the villain.
They can't beat me.
But it's so annoying!
So, I wanted to find someone like-minded to help me share the burden.
Huh!
Before we even started looking, someone walked right into our trap?
To be cannon fodder...
wrong!
He's so handsome, he's forever in my heart.
Yang Qing transmigrated to the world of Shrouding the Heavens, just as the Great Accomplished Sacred Body was in its later years, before the Void Emperor had attained enlightenment.
Starting with the Fire Kirin Flying template and becoming a disciple of the Great Accomplished Sacred Body, Yang Qing embarks on a path of defying the heavens and rising to power.
On the first day, my apprentice was truly gifted!
The next day, my disciple's cultivation speed was truly fast!
......
Seven days? Is this the fastest cultivation speed a human can achieve?
Seeing Yang Qing's unstoppable progress on his cultivation path, the Great Accomplished Saint Body felt a surge of emotions.
When Yang Qing ascended into the sky, the supreme beings in the forbidden zone of life could no longer remain seated.
Day 1: Yang Qing is doomed!
The next day: Wait a minute! His strength is actually that great?
......
Day 7: We're doomed!
The supreme beings simply couldn't understand why such a peerless genius as Yang Qing existed in the world.
Since the beginning of his cultivation journey, Yang Qing has broken various cultivation records, forcibly attained enlightenment, and possessed astonishing combat power...
In this era of the most frequent darkness and turmoil, Yang Qing shattered the major forbidden zones of life, creating an unprecedented era!
Good news: Lu Yu traveled through time and came to the familiar Douqi Continent.
Bad news: There is a bug in the plug-in simulator, and the simulation location is in the Great Thousand World, not the Fighting Continent.
"Dragon and Phoenix Divine Fruit? Great Buddha Sutra? Spiritual Array Master's inheritance? This isn't a bug, it's a perfect start!"
Lu Yu said that this bad news is really great!
then--
Relying on what he gained in the simulator, he embarked on an unprecedented path of cultivation!
Gu Xun'er: "Spiritual Array Master? Isn't that a cultivation method that only existed in ancient times?"
Zi Yan: "What is the Dragon and Phoenix Divine Fruit? Is it delicious?"
Little Medical Immortal: "The Great Buddha Sutra Yin Sutra? My evil poisonous body is controlled just like that?"
"Everything I have today is entirely due to my own efforts!"
——Ten Thousand Fire Palm...
The whole people came to the Supreme Continent, became the lord of one party, and participated in the struggle for hegemony among the lords of all races!
Some lucky lords will awaken their lord talents!
“Haha, my lord’s talent is the Hall of Knights, which can allow the lords to transfer to a special combat profession – fighting spirit knight!”
“My lord talent is the king of the abyss, and I can summon the demons of the abyss to become my subjects!”
“There are countless scientists among my subjects, and I want to develop black technological civilization!”
“My lord’s talent can refine Qi and practice, and it is up to me to become an immortal and an ancestor!
Zhou Zhou Awakens Top Lord Talent: 100% Explosion Rate!
Not only can you see the loot drop rate of the enemy, but you can also let the enemy drop all the loot after death!
Zhou Zhou: See if I don’t expose all your lord talents!
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