"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"
"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"
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"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"
"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"
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"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."
"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"
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"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"
"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"
Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—
and brings a whole new style to the school.
A modern chef, whose soul travels back to the eve of liberation in 1948, lives in a courtyard house. He has no system, no talismans, no superpowers, and only an ancestral storage ring. He lives a leisurely life in the difficult times.
Go to work, cook, play with the beasts in the courtyard, no big temper, no shit, no fart, no hatred
Life in ordinary times,
[Transmigrated Cannon Fodder + Multiple Female Leads + Cruelly Abusing the Chosen One + Imperial Guard + Imperial Examination + Officialdom + Eliminating Traitors + Empress]
He transmigrated into the body of Lin Zhi, a cannon fodder young master in a book. Ten years ago, his father went to the countryside to collect rent and took in a little boy who was about to starve to death. Now, the boy has achieved academic success and is suing him in the capital for forcibly stealing his academic achievements. A servant's daughter wants to take him as a fall guy. After becoming pregnant with the boy's child, she even helps him give false testimony, planning to kill Lin Zhi together in the Shuntian Prefecture court.
Fortunately, the literary leader arrived, and he astonished the world with his skills in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. A mural of "Guanyin Sending a Child" drew worship from believers throughout the city; a poem, "A Laughter in the Vast Sea," amazed the entire capital's literary circles; his chess skills rivaled those of the nation's top players; his unique "slender gold" calligraphy astonished civil and military officials; and his vast knowledge of poetry made others hesitant to compose. Who would believe that such a brilliant and talented young nobleman would steal the mere title of student from his own servant?
In court, his silver tongue sent his page to the guillotine, ensuring his servant's daughter would spend the rest of her life in prison. To protect his family's wealth and maintain his standing, he joined the Embroidered Uniform Guard, becoming the Empress's top henchman. He rose step by step from a lowly officer to a commander, eventually creating the Embroidered Uniform Guard's secret branch and becoming an underground emperor.
He thought he only needed to sharpen his knife and kill people, but the rebellion played a trick on him. He was ordered to investigate the cheating in the imperial examination and participated in the provincial examination. He then passed the provincial examination with the highest score and entered the court. With his strong backing, he was promoted in one fell swoop. He became Minister in two years and Grand Secretary in three years. The Ice Queen said that she only wanted to become the biggest.
Wang Jianye traveled to the world of Love in Courtyard, became an apprentice at Fengze Garden, and obtained a cooking skill bonus system.
With this system, he can quickly improve any dish to the top level.
"First, set a small goal for myself, to become the youngest state banquet chef."
[Job Change + Necromancer + Undead Scourge + Decisive Killing + No Love for Women + Unstoppable Push + Fun Cheat Codes]
During the awakening ceremony, Lin Mu was mocked as the "most useless special class"—the necromancer! His summoned skeletons were incredibly fragile, and his own body was as thin as paper. He was ridiculed by [Flame Warrior] Wang Hao as a "moving experience pack," who vowed to "crush" him in the dungeon!
However, no one knew that Lin Mu's soul had transmigrated here, and he came with an incredible cheat code!
Talent: [Description Tamperer] (Black, Unknown Level)! [Ability: Modify "one word" in the target's description!] In an instant, the world changed in his eyes!
Skill [Resurrect Skeletons]: "Quantity Limit: 1"? Modified → [Quantity Limit: 9]!
Staff: "10% reduction in mana cost"? → [90% reduction in mana cost]! From trash staff to god-tier gear!
Skeleton Soldier: "Inferior Bones"? → [Superior Bones]! Health, Attack, and Defense all increase fivefold!
Faced with Wang Hao's provocation, Lin Mu sneered: "A friendly spar? Are you sure?!" Only when nine indestructible skeletons surrounded Wang Hao did he kneel down in despair, begging for mercy in terror!
The BOSS Goblin Shaman can resurrect minions infinitely? And he even knows fire magic? Lin Mu smiled: "Can use fire magic? Modified → [Cannot use...]!" The BOSS was completely dumbfounded and at Lin Mu's mercy!
Monster throwing stones? → [Cotton Block]! Poison gas trap? → [Scent Trap]!
He altered the descriptions of everything, overturned the rules, turned the rotten into the magical, and made the impossible possible!
Congratulations to professional Lin Mu for obtaining the unique title:
Are we the only one among the five great ninja villages that lacks money, resources, and geniuses?
You think you're so great! You're so arrogant! You say my Sand Village isn't worthy to be one of the Five Great Ninja Villages alongside you!
You all have two tailed beasts, but mine only has one!
If you can't beat Konoha, then come and beat me!
Just because I'm weak!
But let me tell you, what goes around comes around!
She is the female overlord of Tianyue Dynasty, who bullies men and women.
She is notorious to the point that none dares to marry her.
He is the most powerful and mysterious Emperor in Tianyue Dynasty who was above ten thousand people.
Was loved by thousands of women but none could get close to him.
It was not until she met him that she knew what it meant for a wicked woman to be afraid of a pestering stalker.
‘The Madam emptied out the entire herbal shop today.’
‘Move, by the way, send the deeds of all the other medical stores to her.’
‘ Madam injured Xu Shizi, he is threatening to teach Madam a lesson.’
‘ Is he tired of living? Even my people dare to move too! ‘
She is black-bellied and ruthless, unrestrained and temperamental, quick to revenge, but he’ll forever put her at the top of his heart.
To protect her at every turn, like a rare little treasure.
Xuan Phantom+ Yun Dynasty+Emperor+System+Summon+Invincible】
Ye Xuan traversed the Xuan Phantom World and became the abolished prince of the Great Night...
To make matters worse, it was sent to the hizhou bitter cold again!
It's a crash!
Fortunately, the no God is successfully activated towards the summoning system!
"ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a heavenly realm! "
"ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Eternal God Sutra! "
"ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the blue lotus fairy! "
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"ding! Congratulations to the host calling Ximen to blow snow! "
"ding! Congratulations to the host for summoning 10,000 large Qin Eagle Iron Reeemers! "
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And look at Ye Xuan to come to the Huizhou with all the heritage, build a dynasty, destroy enemies, and live forever...
In the end, with the system and its own efforts to establish the supremacist dynasty
(1970s + everyday family life + bullet comments + beautiful female lead + sweet and satisfying romance novel)
Lin Zhi went up the mountain and accidentally picked up a seriously injured top-notch military officer. Immediately afterwards, a barrage of comments that only she could see appeared in front of her.
Wake up! Don't let beauty fool you! Your man is about to be stolen away!
Lin Zhi: ? ? ?
Only then did she realize that she was the female lead in a book, and the male lead was her scumbag fiancé who had just cheated on her and whom she had kicked.
In the book, in order to redeem her fiancé, who was abandoned by his own father and had a paranoid personality, she emptied her family's coffers, causing her mother to die young and her brother to lose a leg. After going through many hardships, she finally got married to him and achieved a happy ending.
Lin Zhi, who has always been the darling of the family, turned around and did it all in one smooth motion.
This damn salvation is for whoever wants it; she might as well just be seduced by his good looks!
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Lu Yunqiu transmigrated into a book. Knowing that the male lead would eventually become the richest man, she immediately intercepted him, painstakingly cutting off every contact between the male and female leads. Finally, she married the male lead as she wished and waited to become the wife of the richest man.
However, after waiting and waiting, the male protagonist still couldn't turn things around.
In contrast, the seemingly useless female lead, who thought she would be finished without the male lead, rose to prominence and became the wife of a high-ranking official. Rumor has it that she is pampered and spoiled rotten by that aloof and noble leader.
Tang San: Thief, return my Eight Spider Lances! Return my fairy grass! Why can’t my Blue Silver Grass awaken as the Blue Silver Emperor?
Xiao Yan: Which thief stole my strange fire!
Castan: Who stole Feiyan’s heart? I am pleased in every way, but she is indifferent!
Tian Yan: Father, when will you come back to see me and mother again!
Li Xingyun: Shouldn’t the empress like me?
Two pillars: Return my Nissan’s writing wheel!
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A certain Blue Star animal, by chance, crossed to the Douluo Continent, bound to steal the system! From then on, not only the treasures of the heavens and the world, and the techniques… let him steal it! You can also travel through the heavens.