"When I first sneaked into the warship, the sailors on the ship had not yet formed combat effectiveness. They lacked artillery, lacked experience, and most importantly, lacked personnel. There were only two or three big cats and kittens, and they couldn't even catch the 10 million bounty criminals. .

The boat was small, the sails were in tatters, and two people could not even separate three cannonballs. I went to the Navy Admiral Yan Yuan to ask for supplies. What do you think the Admiral said? ‘I don’t have any supplies, my life is at stake. Look how much my head is worth. If you have the guts, chop off my head and exchange it for a cannon. ’

You are so speechless. If I could kill you, I would kill you long ago.

Then I thought, I can't kill him instantly, but he can't be killed by me instantly. No one can do things beyond his ability. This thought made me feel balanced.

In this way, when I first started my maritime career, I couldn't even deal with the low-class pirates. It could be said that I was stuck in a thorny road...

As a small stone on the immortal mountain that carries the spirit for tens of thousands of years in the God Realm, Xing Yun never imagined that one day she would become an accomplice of a mudslide, and even buried the head of the famous God of War in the God Realm… …

Not only was she buried, but she accidentally knocked him down after transforming into a human being from the god of war…

Why is this legendary first god so brittle? She pondered that she was just a stone, and it wasn’t particularly heavy. Why was he so lost?

Is it touch porcelain? ! Can’t afford to play? !

A certain marriage god (commonly known as Yue Lao) who is not too serious about the fun: “He is also your benefactor, if you only care about your own interests and ingratitude and don’t go down to save him, you will be beaten to ashes and become one with this mudslide. Said, these six realms will also be messed up into a pot of thin rice paste! Let’s just wait and finish together!”

Xingyun with a confused face: “Then, if I rescue him, what if he takes revenge or beats me to ashes?”

Yue Lao firmly patted his chest: “The God of War is magnanimous, wise and martial, and he will never care about a small stone with you!”

After all the vicissitudes of life, Xing Yun, who finally rescued a certain god but was counterattacked, said with grief and indignation: “I promised not to hold grudges!”

A certain God of War with a monstrous face and a dark belly in the back is as warm as jade, and his face is gentle: “When did I say that?”

A certain Shi whispered bb: “I’d better do a mudslide…”

[Sweet pet 1v1, I hope to be one of your sources of happiness]

A story about an obese teenager who is hard working and honest with his feelings for a girl, however, he is bullied because of his stature. However, one day, under the night sky, he obtained a mysterious power that allowed him to phase through walls! And he discovered that his world might not be what it seems on the surface…

Tempered by raging infernos and thunder, ten years were exchanged for the cold radiance of a single sword.

A hundred and one hidden fangs and concealed claws had been endured, all for the sake of ascending into heaven this very moment!

The global spiritual energy is revived, and a black dragon appears over the sky of N City in H Country.

Legends awaken, myths emerge. Countless people begin to awaken their superpowers, and Lin Xingtao's superpower is to travel through the world.

He begins to move his spirit chicken, prying every world and becoming the boss of the world of heaven.

The male protagonist who is good at pretending to be strong and ruthless (Langmie), pretends to be in every world (yes).

World:

① Luck and fate:

Head with dragon energy, pretending to be a prince riding a dragon in the sky and making a voice of a traitor - Da Lin Wang, King Tao Tao!

② Steampunk Cthulhu:

"I want to charm the evil god!" "Luck is judged as a great success, will is judged as a great failure, you have successfully charmed the evil god."

③ Strange secret rules:

"People can't be generalized. I wanted to be a rich man and live a peaceful life, but why! I seem to have almost destroyed the world?"

How to destroy the world? Lin Xingtao said: Everyone who is more handsome than me in this world must die!

The world is destroyed——No way, little fool, how can there be someone more handsome than him in the world.

So he saved the world.

I, Sano Shinichiro, a time traveler, have a system.

Although the system's tasks are very strange, the rewarded equipment is even more... fresh and refined.

For example, a hammer that cannot cause damage, a small electric donkey that can fly quickly, a coat that turns into a roadie when used, sunglasses that cannot distinguish between humans and animals within 500 meters after wearing them, etc...

What, you ask me how to live better in this world?

Sano Shinichiro smiled faintly and put on his vest: "How can you not get stabbed when you are floating in the world? If you want to avoid getting stabbed, you have to open a trumpet. The more vests I have, the more slutty I will be. I will wave the flag of the winery."

When Akai Shuichi asked Conan what he thought of the black organization, Conan responded like this: The black organization? Although they act a little rough, they are all good people... Wait, which black organization are you asking about?

Li Fenglan, the number one person in the world of cultivation and an immortalization stage immortal, fell into qi deviation. He was spurned by thousands of people for doing evil things, split the Underworld River with a single sword, and had the whole cultivation world unify to beat him until his soul scattered. Only after his death did he realize that he was the villain in the novel.

Li Fenglan: This immortal has a swear word he doesn’t know…..

He never thought that a thousand years later, Li Fenglan would be revived inexplicably, and become a disfigured cannon fodder with all his spiritual roots crippled.

Then he discovered that something was wrong with the plot—

The Soul Condensation Tower in the forbidden area of ​​the Immortal Gate was established for him;

His Master who has resided in the upper realms for a long time, stands guard at his tomb in the lower realms

The main character who once used one sword to shake his heart spirit unexpectedly stole his corpse;

The distinguished reckless music cultivator good friend changed to cultivate the ruthless dao just to guard a trace of a remnant soul;

The Demon Master who was both good and evil was at odds with the cultivation world;

The unruly disciple used dead branches as hairpins, and from then on he only thought of one person.

It turned out that the whole cultivation world wanted to revive him.

Li Fenglan: I’ve received your kind regards, now you can get lost. Smile.jpg

The servant looked at the grieving princess. “Your Highness, the Regent Prince sent your scholar fiancé to the Western Butcher’s daughter!”

The princess gritted her teeth, speaking to her servant that it matters not as she has other suitors in line. Many days later, much to her dismay, the servant ran in a hurry. “Your Highness, the Regent Prince expressed his intention of becoming your suitor! All other men in line were sold to Gou Lan Red District!”

The princess was distressed. She said to her servant it matters not. She’ll soon be married to Prince Fuma. Then the uneventful came. The servant once more ran to her, almost tripping in the process. “Your Highness, Prince Fuma was imprisoned at home! Meanwhile, there’s a red sedan chair waiting at your residence for your marriage! It was led by the Regent Prince!

The princess was stunned. For a day such as this to come, it seemed impossible. This nothing but a sad story of a female boss crossing back in time to hold the thick thighs of the big boss. But while raising him, she was eaten in the process.

【Lingquan Space + Fubao + Farming + Medical Skills + Palace Fights】

Jiang Shuyue woke up from a beautiful dream and found herself in the unfavored daughter of the Shangshu Mansion.

Although the original owner was beautiful and talented, she was bullied by her stepmother and concubine sister because of her weak character, and became the most redundant person in the mansion.

The selection was imminent, and the concubine sister tried to destroy her innocence in order to seize the qualification to enter the palace. The original owner was weak and sick, and the unknown Hehuanxiang medicine took effect and killed her.

When Jiang Shuyue came here, she just took over this mess. In order to maintain her reputation, the family whipped her and removed her from the family tree, expelled her from the capital, and announced to the public that the daughter died of illness.

Soon after being sent to Zhuangzi, Jiang Shuyue found out that she was pregnant. There is always a way out. She accidentally found that she had a spiritual spring space, so she resolutely escaped from Zhuangzi and embarked on the road of turning the tide...

A few years later, she became famous and returned with a cute Koi baby, attracting aristocratic families to come to her house to propose marriage.

On the day of the wedding, the new emperor suddenly came to disrupt the situation.

"Sui Sui's mother, you can't abandon me for the sake of love."

Father Jiang: "My daughter, come back! To be a queen, you also need your family."

Jiang Shuyue: "Lord Jiang recognized the wrong person. My family treats me like a pearl and a treasure."