This is mostly lighthearted and entertaining; just enjoy it for fun. There's basically no harsh truth. (There might be a lot of flaws, so read with caution.)
The parts I wrote earlier might seem a bit "unskilled," since it was my first time writing.
Main characters: Guo Yifei, Ying, System (alias Obito)
The protagonist, due to poor driving, fell into a ditch and died instantly. When he woke up, he found himself "turned into a walnut"—or rather, a body with two souls. The system connected to him when he regained his physical body...
Guo Yifei failed to transform back into a male due to some coincidences, and the character was chosen as the "big sister" in the shape of a walnut.
What a pathetic 1.8-meter tall guy.
"Old Demon Xiao! We both belong to the demonic path, why must you be so ruthless?" "Old Demon Sanyang, stop talking nonsense! I, Xiao Yun, am a righteous cultivator with accumulated merit, and have nothing to do with your demonic path!" "Then how do you explain the Myriad Soul Banner in your hand?" "This is the Human Emperor Banner, a supreme treasure for suppressing demons and exorcising evil!" "Then what about the top-tier demonic technique you cultivate?" "This is the 'Demon-Slaying Refining True Scripture,' specifically for killing demons. How dare you slander it as a demonic technique?" Xiao Yun was indeed once a righteous cultivator, but his sect was destroyed, and he luckily escaped from the demonic path. Fortunately, he obtained a black bead, and after refining it, he discovered a demonic world inside. From then on, Xiao Yun began a life in two realms: - In the cultivation world, he kept a low profile to protect himself and secretly developed his strength. - In the demonic world, he went completely mad with killing! He directly refined the skinned demonic beasts to increase his strength. When he encountered the soul-devouring demon, he ripped out its heart and core, making his physical body stronger. Even more remarkably, his slaying of demons and monsters was all done on behalf of Heaven, yet it attracted golden light of merit! He averted disasters, gained blessings and longevity—his luck was off the charts. At this moment, Xiao Yun completely understood: demonic cultivators weren't scary at all; what was truly terrifying were righteous cultivators who could accumulate boundless merit while practicing "demonic arts"!
I traveled back to the Three Kingdoms period and became Cao Shang, Cao Cao's brother. In order to bring good luck and cure Cao Shang's illness, I started by marrying Diao Chan in Cao Shang's place. Unexpectedly, I activated the character catalog!
[Ding... Congratulations, host, on successfully consummating your marriage with Diao Chan! Reward: Yuwen Chengdu!]
[Ding... Congratulations, host, on successfully recruiting Lü Bu! Reward: 100,000 jin of potatoes and sweet potato seeds!]
Seeing that Cao Cao's forces were growing stronger and stronger with his help, Cao Shang shook his head helplessly. "Brother, I didn't want to be too flamboyant, but the system won't allow it. It's too difficult..."
Cao Cao: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
(Apocalypse, natural disaster, rebirth, space, hoarding, free purchase, no romantic pairing)
In her previous life, Xing Wen was immersed in so-called family affection, working hard to help her uncle's family survive in the apocalypse.
In the end, he was betrayed by his uncle's family and handed over to the leader of a private base, where he was tortured to death.
Having been given a second chance at life, she was determined to make her uncle's family experience the cruelty of the apocalypse.
This time, Xing Wen, besides seeking revenge against her enemies from her past life, wants to live alone in this apocalyptic world.
However, the appearance of a mysterious organization forced Xing Wen to take action. In order to avoid disturbing her future life, Xing Wen had no choice but to take the initiative and eliminate it.
Yellow-haired, cute little yellow-haired boy Naruto Uzumaki has awakened! To hell with saving the world! Let whoever wants to go first, let the tall guys hold up the sky if it falls. He's just a little yellow-haired boy, a cute little boy, so he should do what a little yellow-haired boy should do.
[New Theme][Live Stream][Sanctions][Justice][Fan Appreciation][Settling Disputes][Hardcore][Lighthearted and Humorous][Official Background]
Zhang Ze, a down-on-his-luck livestreamer, unexpectedly becomes bound to the [Fan-Pleasing and Problem-Solving System].
You can get all sorts of amazing rewards by helping your fans solve their problems!
From then on, his live stream style completely went astray.
Fans were lured into a pyramid scheme?
He transformed into a food delivery guy, single-handedly taking down four burly men in a second and beating the fraud leader into a pig's head!
Foreign female student encounters exorbitant tea scam prices?
He learned English in a flash, transformed into an international friend, and gave a live demonstration of what "Kung Fu Tea" is!
Should the person who was reprimanded call the police?
Excuse me, Zhang Ze's phone rang.
[Super Fighting Skills] [Eagle Eye Vision] [Lie Detection]... With each new super skill acquired, Zhang Ze became the most hardcore streamer on the entire internet—Brother Ping Shi!
Specializes in dealing with all kinds of dissent and crushing all sorts of monsters and demons.
Wealth? Beautiful women? Power? All within easy reach!
What trouble have you run into today? Don't worry, follow Brother Ze and I'll help you out!
Cheng Jue, Xiao Yu's older brother and Old Man's apprentice, was sucked into Hell by the sealing gate when the Water Demon was being sealed. He escaped Hell through magic, but no one expected that Cheng Jue would arrive in the world of Cursed Return. He fell into the Zen Temple family's training and punishment room and saw a child fighting against various monsters...
(Warning: The abilities of the Monkey Talisman will be slightly rewritten; this is a gay story.)
CP: Zen Temple Shen'er (Gong) - Cheng Jue
Warning: Side pairing is Wu Xia Wu
[The fourth installment in the Divine Realm series | Dual female leads + main character's perspective + superpowers + 1V1 HE + modern world double purity | Gentle bottom who can copy anything and has strong inner energy X Cold-blooded top who kills indiscriminately but listens to his wife]
After the strange calamity struck, Song Shu stayed in the house for half a year, relying entirely on Ctrl+C to hoard food, eat, and sleep.
When faced with the hideous monster that broke into their home, Fu Ying, wielding a large black sword, appeared and hacked through the neighborhood.
Song Shu was deeply moved and gave her a replica of the large chicken leg as a thank you gift.
Fu Ying: "You're going to get robbed easily if you keep acting like this."
Song Shu: "It's okay, I can conjure it up again."
Looking at her eager and excited expression, Fu Ying couldn't help but feel a headache coming on.
...
Under Fu Ying's coercion and enticement, Song Shu's superpowers continued to evolve.
Song Shu accidentally bumped into a strange, elusive cat. She then replicated the recipe for a hundred cat toys. The cat, dazzled by the toys, crashed into a wall and died.
When the enemy sneaked into the base, Song Shu remained calm and composed, conjuring up an underground septic tank for a thorough and refreshing holy water bath.
When the calamity struck, Song Shu, now the leader of the base, calmly raised his hand—
A new army of monstrous zombies has sprung up.
...
Fu Ying, who was betrayed and killed, only wanted to choose a different way of life, but she never expected that she would end up ruining herself.
They supported and protected each other all the way, until one day, Song Shu blushed and walked over to her, whispering:
"Aying, I think I've fallen for a girl."
Fu Ying was consumed by jealousy, wondering when that little squirrel had been seduced by another woman.
"With me, aren't you enough?"
Shi Potian stayed up all night watching Perfect World anime, unexpectedly transmigrating to the Perfect World and acquiring a Resentment Point System. So, at two years old, he snatched the milk from a one-and-a-half-year-old toddler, gaining Resentment Points from Shi Hao. He discovered that he gained very few Resentment Points from others, but a lot from Shi Hao. Not satisfied, he first set his sights on Liu Shen. When he urinated on Liu Shen, he immediately gained a million Resentment Points. He then captured the Five-Colored Sparrow to study its gender, gaining another 500,000 Resentment Points. From then on, he hid behind Shi Hao.
"Yeah, I understand time travel, and I know about Uma Musume, but..."
The "young man" looked at himself in the mirror, his blond hair and black eyes making him appear like a knight, lost in thought.
"Can someone tell me if Radiant Knight Nearl is considered a horse girl?"
A new world, a brand new competition, inheriting the will of those who came before, the newcomers from another world will eventually ascend to the hall of fame!