I've traveled through time and space, becoming Kazuha's best friend.
Not only is she beautiful with big breasts and a round bottom, but she also has a sweet voice and is a skilled martial artist.
But I'm not happy at all, because I see General Raiden approaching, intent on striking me dead.
But I still have a chance. As a time traveler,
I still have the System.
"System! Give me some powers! I'm going to fight General Raidenn!"
[Fuck you! If this system can let you face the gods, what's the point of you?]
[Quick, run!]
[I have written tens of millions of words to complete this work. It has no system and no toxicity. Please feel free to read it.]
Reborn in 2001 when the Internet was rapidly rising, Cheng Yi decided to start from the traditional industry of Internet cafes and say "fuck you" to the global IT industry.
In his previous life, he became a minion of IT capital, using code as shackles to squeeze the last drop of blood out of traditional industries.
In this life, he uses Internet cafes as spears and industries as shields, and vows to tame this greedy, worldly-devouring technological giant into a data-driven ox serving the real economy.
Cheng Yi, during his entrepreneurial period, said: "Bill Gates once said that whoever controls the internet cafes can control the entire internet."
[Cheng Yi said at his peak]: "If any internet company dares to compete with peddlers for jobs, we will kill it."
[Cheng Yi, in retirement, said]: "Don't call me the patron saint of traditional industries. I'm just born with a rebellious streak."
[Cheng Yi said in the epitaph]: "This is the last hole I dug for the world."
When the ancient legends are buried by taboos, the pioneers will eventually cross the world of endless machine wars and return again! !
"Laozi personally appointed me as the chief disciple of the Three Purities, inheriting the leadership of all Three Teachings.
I am more like the true heir of the Human School than Xuandu, more like the personal disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun than Guangcheng, and I follow the teachings of Lingbao Tianzun, mastering formations and swordsmanship — truly the foremost figure of the Three Teachings!
Since I have seen the future, I shall use the methods of both ancient and modern times, with supreme wisdom and unyielding determination, to attain the Dao and take control of the Jie Sect (Sect of Severance)! I will lead the Three Teachings to their peak!
First, I will establish clear disciple recruitment standards for the Jie Sect, expelling those traitorous or deeply burdened with karmic sin. From this point onward, the prosperity of the Three Teachings shall begin.
I shall be the Number One Immortal of the Three Teachings!"
Qiao Lingxiang, who weighed two hundred and five and had a fat physique who drank water, was beaten to death in a farmland. She had not crossed or reborn, and opened her eyes to cheat her corpse.
Then, he got a strange ability, as long as he loses a little weight, he can have healing power.
She thought she had something that could cure all diseases.
But I found that I could still urge more plants and touch rocks to form minerals.
So, the first step in survival is to quickly go out and set up a stall… Selling piranhas, killing monsters and assisting weapons, selling fairy grass, necessary hemostatic medicine when going out of the city, selling energy mines, mothers no longer have to worry about power outages at home NS.
Oops, I said, next door, the little brother who is number one in the apocalyptic master list, will you go out to practice the stall tonight?
Cen Yi, who had been resting in the window, took the book off his face when he heard the words, looked at the smiling sister next door outside the window, raised a slender finger towards her, and said arrogantly:
“You get closer to me, brother has all the supplies for tonight.”
He traveled through the world of Naruto, was taken in by the Konoha Orphanage, and became a ninja of the Konoha Root. In order to become a powerful ninja, he was somewhat unscrupulous, and with his good training talent, he was recognized by Danzo, who felt that he was qualified to take over his position as the Dark of Konoha.
Li Lin traveled to the Tang Dynasty!
Became the Yongwang of the Tang Dynasty.
[Scan completed. ]
[Host signed in for 18 years and obtained the following core heritage:]
[One: A million soldiers! ]
In this era, the entire Tang Dynasty's military system was corrupt, and the total number of border troops under the recruitment system was only 500,000 or 600,000.
An Lushan had three towns with a force of 200,000, which was enough to make the whole world look at him.
And he actually...
actually had a million troops in secret?
[Underground in Jingzhou, there are a total of ninety-nine systematically planned giant underground palace-style warehouses. ]
[One hundred thousand sets of standard Mingguang armor of the Xuanjia Modao Guard and one hundred thousand specially made armor-breaking Modao. This unit is a heavy infantry, specializing in defeating cavalry. ]
[Beiwei Army standard heavy cavalry armor 50,000 sets, with 50,000 sets of horse lances and horizontal swords. There are also 100,000 Hequ horses that have been optimized and improved by the system, all of which are equipped with heavy horse armor. 】
[100,000 sets of standard light cavalry equipment of the White Horse Volunteers, equipped with 200,000 top-level Dayuan horses cultivated by the system, which are good at charging and shooting. 】
Li Lin listened to the system's report in a daze, and his whole body was numb.
He felt that he was not traveling through time, but dreaming, a dream that was absurd to the extreme.
Xuanjia Modao Guard?
Shenjiying?
Beiwei Army?
White Horse Volunteers?
What the hell...
Isn't this a grand slam of elite troops from various periods in history?
That day.
Li Longji wanted to enthrone Yang Yuhuan as the queen, which would make the Tang Dynasty lose face.
And the foolish man wanted to depose the crown prince Li Heng and demote Prince Yong Li Lin to Lingnan.
I have a million soldiers, and you demoted me to Lingnan?
Then don’t blame me for following the tradition of the Tang Dynasty!
Killing my brother, imprisoning my father, bullying my brother’s wife, bullying my son’s wife…
This fine tradition must be inherited!
Li Lin drew his sword and forced the emperor to abdicate!
When he woke up, he saw a doomsday-like street.
The flames were burning, and life was fading. A green giant of steel was running across the surface, like a god in ancient legends.
From that day on, the white sky was covered with a shadow.
From UC to CE, from AD to PD, the young man struggled to survive the vortex of war, holding on to unforgettable suffering, and he witnessed the rise of new worlds that lit up the darkness.
[Live Proficiency + Movie + Daily Life + Multiple Female Leads]
When Jiang Yuan woke up, he found himself in the world of Boonie Bears. As an illegal resident, he could only follow the lawless lunatic Bald Qiang to do things.
Thinking of the memory of one man and two bears, and so many beautiful female characters, he could only sigh: "Brother Qiang, you can't control it, let me do it." Jiang
Yuan, who originally just wanted to take care of himself in his old age, didn't expect that his peach blossom luck would overflow, and he could only indulge in it.
Proficiency skill level: entry, minor success, major success, perfect, ultimate.
Skills: fast running, manufacturing, holy hands...
Female lead: Naya, Zhao Lin, Beth...
Why did you ask me to be the Fourth Hokage when I first came here? What? Your son will be born tomorrow? …