Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
Who am I? Where am I? I am a time traveler, and so am I. I am a time traveler who can defeat the sky, the earth, and the air in seconds. I have everything I want when I travel here. I don’t have anything I want, and I can’t even have enough to eat. I am only sixteen years old, but I have a physique of thirteen or fourteen. I can be blown away by a gust of wind. What about my system? Isn’t it a standard system?
(The book is finished, please feel free to read it.)
"25 liters of water, 20 kilograms of oxygen, 4 kilograms of ammonia, 1.5 kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorus... Well, plus 1 high-power energy core, 1 Qigong secret book..."
"This should be reasonable, right?"
Looking at the mess on the ground, Luca was a little nervous and silently said "synthesis" in his heart.
A bright golden light flashed, and a beautiful blond woman walked out of the light slowly and saluted Luca respectfully.
"Doctor, Android 18 reports to you!"
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[Anesthetic Watch], [Hextech Gunblade], [Artificial Devil Fruit], [Gundam Exia]......
I don't know when it started, Luca found that his so-called "inventions" seemed to be getting more and more outrageous.
Until...
"Broken jade?? What if the phone booth??"
"Is this really reasonable?!"
...
In short, this is a story about a fake inventor who gradually became a real inventor by studying hard and acquiring knowledge.
And then...
Well, he completely gave up struggling.
[Multiple female protagonists + daily writing + warmth + development + likable apprentices]
In 2045, the book "Seeking Immortality" became popular on the entire Internet.
Lu Yang traveled through the book and happened to meet the villain in the book, Peak Master Lu Yang, who wanted to practice magic skills. Lu Yang decided to kill him and then inherit everything from him.
In order to avoid exposing his identity, Lu Yang had to build good relationships with the seven outstanding geniuses.
[Ding! The host bestowed the "Immortal Dao Sutra" on his disciple Shen Qingqiu, triggering a ten thousand-fold return and rewarding the "Immortal Immortal Sutra". 】
[Ding! The apprentice Shen Qingqiu gave the host a fragment of "Seven Stars", which triggered a ten thousand times critical strike and rewarded "Taishang Jiuyao". 】
……
Ten thousand times return + ten thousand times critical strike? ?
Only then did Lu Yang realize that he was not fighting alone.
"It's nice to be the master of the rebels, but it's not good to be the ultimate rebel...
Spiritual energy is reviving, and ferocious beasts are running rampant.
Lu Feng unexpectedly awakens the Devouring Everything System!
[Ding! You have devoured an "ant," your health has increased by 0.01!]
[Ding! You have devoured the "Divine Might Giant Bull," increasing your HP by 578 and your Divine Might Talent by 1!]
[Ding! You have devoured the "Abyss Dragon," your HP has increased by 9873! Abyss Fate +1!]
[Ding! You have devoured the "God of Light," increasing your HP by 875,168! Divinity +1, Soul +1, Body +1!]
Endless absorption! Infinite growth!
Many years later!
Landwind stands atop the world, overlooking all living beings!
"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect becoming the ruler of the world to be so easy? Just a casual devouring is all it takes!"
A female military doctor was reborn in ancient times and ran away from a drought. Her grandfather was a scumbag and her grandmother was a poisonous woman. They wanted to sell her whole family for food.
Gu Jinli said: It’s not a big deal, let’s get rid of Mr. Zha’s evil mother first, then find water for food, and lead the whole family through the famine.
I fled the famine and settled down in Dafeng Village. It was difficult for outsiders to mix and they were oppressed in various ways. How to overcome it?
Gu Jinan said: It doesn't matter, brother, I am a big shot in the imperial examination.
Life was going on in a pleasant way, but there were wars and disasters everywhere. Gu Jinli flipped the table. This girl just wants to farm and fight. Get out!
The little brother I picked up while running away from famine: Madam, don’t panic, your husband-in-law is a madman on the battlefield. He rebelled against the marquis and protected you from thousands of acres of medicine fields, and you will be safe for the rest of your life.
PS: A story about slapping people in the face and torturing a scumbag, the male and female protagonists are clean physically and mentally, they love each other 1V1, and the ending is happy. [The heroine does not practice medicine, but only uses medical knowledge to make a fortune^0^]
[High-level martial arts + exhilarating story + deep blue stat allocation + decisive killing + overwhelming strength]
Lin Qi'an transmigrated to a world of martial arts where sects abound and the strong reign supreme. He became a mediocre martial artist with only basic sword skills, a mere farmer's hand. In this world where human life was cheap, he had no ties and only wanted to live a peaceful life.
However, an unexpected life-or-death battle awakened his [Assassin System].
Simply accept the mission and complete the assassination to receive generous rewards! The stronger the target, the more incredible the rewards!
The first mission resulted in a powerful enemy on the verge of death, and the reward was a Yellow-rank supreme sword technique at the perfect level—"Seventy-two Paths to Soul-Chasing and Life-Taking Sword"!
Thus, an unprecedented "Gudao" assassin was born.
"Assassination? Sure, but my rule is to plan carefully before acting, and to use all my strength even when hunting a rabbit. That is the self-discipline of an assassin."
"My goal is to become a god of martial arts. Before that, any unnecessary risks are tantamount to suicide."
He adopted the alias Ah Qi, walking in the shadows. Each strike of his sword signified the end of a life and a leap in his own power. From a lowly assassin in Qingyang City to the world-renowned Lord of the Underworld, and finally to the God of Martial Arts who looked down upon all living beings.
When he looked back, he found that those once unattainable masters and celestial beings were all dead souls under his sword.
My name is Ah Qi, and I am an assassin.
[Slow Heat] + [Danqi Fuzhen, Beast Taming] + [Golden Finger] + [Opening Big World]
If a family cultivates immortality and expands its branches, it will be invincible!
Once you awaken the "Ancestral Tree", you will become stronger if you give birth to a child!
After traveling through the spirit world, Qin Guiya started at the Golden Core Stage, but his talent was mediocre and it was difficult for him to achieve great success.
Until a mysterious ancient tree awakened in his own sea of consciousness——
Every time an ancient tree grows a branch, it brings a heaven-defying opportunity.
Either it is the Enlightenment Leaf, or the Law Fruit, or even the Great Dao Fruit, which can reverse destiny!
Every time a child is born, the tree space expands by one acre!
The higher the talent of your offspring and companions, the better the resources they will produce, including spiritual springs, secret realms, innate treasures, innate Taoist fruits... everything you need!
From then on, Qin Guiya embarked on a "unprofessional" path of cultivating immortality -
"My children, my path to becoming an immortal depends on you spreading my family!"
While others practiced hard for thousands of years, he had many children and grandchildren;
When the enemy came to kill him, Qin Guiya had an entire family of immortal cultivators standing behind him.
"One on one? No, I'm used to group fights."
(Traditional cultivation + family development + farming, an alternative path to immortality!)
——Among three thousand great ways, I only choose “many children and great blessings”!
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The introduction is weak, please read the main text.
Carl travels to the Marvel world and carries the sign-in system with him. After signing for twenty-five years, I finally gained a strong force.
Silver Superman template! The power of Superman in the Silver Age was much stronger than that of normal Superman.
Traveling through time, eating raw kryptonite, blowing out stars…just when he flew out of the blue star for the first time, watching the sun. 【Ding! Dimensional chat group invites you to join. 】
[Travel - Courtyard - Decisive Action - System]
Alias [Siheyuan: Get Boss Cao's System at the Start]
After traveling to the Courtyard of Love, the three old men were sent to jail at the beginning, and Jia Zhang was given peanuts to eat.
I blocked the deaf old lady's door and ate egg cake, which made the old lady scream with greed.
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While dealing with the beasts, life becomes colorful with the support of the system. ps: The protagonist's name is Cao Kun, those who understand will understand.