Possessing the powers of Amon from Lord of Mysteries, a mysterious being who adopts Amon's identity, a true god with errors and dual sequences, wearing a monocle, I am a con artist who travels through countless worlds. In Soubu High School, I made the entire school do calisthenics with me; in Fuyuki City, the Holy Grail War turned into a prank war; in Marineford, I turned the Marineford War into a massive rave.
Don't ask me why, the answer is simply—it's for fun.
This is a story about chaos, laughter, and a touch of tenderness. Of course, it's mostly chaos.
Friendly reminder: Don't be afraid, please hug your blanket tightly before reading, after all, I won't suddenly appear beside you.
Beast Taming World
Ye Bai accidentally obtained the daily intelligence system during the awakening ceremony. With the help of the daily intelligence system, he began to cultivate pets and intercept resources.
[Daily Intelligence Updated]
[1: People who have awakened the Eye of Insight talent, their blood dripping on the Seven-hole Linglong Jade can activate the Seven-hole Linglong Jade and copy the Eye of Insight talent]
[2. Li Weiyang will be shot at 5 o'clock this afternoon. ]
[3. The Hundred-Change Silkworm is very similar to the Thousand-Change Silkworm. The only difference is that there is a faint jade-like light between the eyebrows of the Thousand-Change Silkworm. ]
[4. Principal Liu Hang of Shenshan Middle School, who is known for his long flowing hair, is actually bald. In order to effectively treat his baldness, he has reached the point of being possessed by a demon. ]
[5. Among the pet resources distributed by Shenshan Middle School, the resource package numbered 38 is mixed with the fifth-level resource, the Life Spirit Seed. ]
Ye Bai!!!
Principal Liu, you don't want everyone to know the secret of your baldness.
[Multiple heroines] [Easy and cool article] [Kill decisively] [Growth talent]
Lu Ran crossed the world of full-time mage, awakened the water system and the undead system, and also had a special natural talent. The fusion of the magic system, and the two systems shared a stardust.
The fusion of the undead system and the water system has derived a river that can swallow living beings in the spiritual world of Lu Ran.
The Ming River absorbs living and dead souls, and feeds the mainland.
Under the control of Lu Ran, the Ming River expanded from a trickle several meters long to a vast ocean of millions of miles.
In the peace of Hanoi, hundreds of millions of living beings sing praises:
"He is in charge of the power of the underworld, but the Lord of living beings!"
......
A few years later, the maritime empire in the Pacific Ocean, led by the Cold Moon Eye Emperor, swept through the huge waves and tried to invade the land of Kyushu.
The Seven Archangels of the Holy City acquiesced, but the Kyushu Gods opposed it!
On that day, a black ocean covering hundreds of thousands of miles appeared above the canopy of the demon capital.
In the vast black ocean, there is the cry of hundreds of millions of living beings:
"Those who praise the name of the god of the underworld can prove eternal life in the underworld!"
[Mysterious Fantasy] + [System] + [Invincible] + [Decisive Killing] + [Ancestor] + [Family]
Lu Yuan traveled through the ancient world of Xuanhuang and survived for two hundred years before finally becoming a celestial being.
I thought that my talent had come to an end and I had no hope of reaching the next realm. I was ready to become a tyrannical, unreasonable, and whining old monster.
Unexpectedly, the system awakened at this time: [Ding! It was detected that the host was too arrogant and would not survive tomorrow. The Supreme Immortal Clan System was binding...]
It happened that the Lu family was facing a crisis at this time, and Lu Yuan, as the ancestor, returned quickly!
But when Lu Yuan returned to the family, he was stunned, because a bunch of children of destiny appeared in the Lu family.
[The Emperor Reborn] Lu Fan: "I am a martial arts emperor, why can't I see through the ancestor in this life?"
[Grandpa Ring] Lu Yan: "Old man, even you can't see the depth of the ancestor?"
[Sword Immortal Reincarnation] Lu Chen: "The ancestor's swordsmanship talent is really terrifying!"
[Empress Reincarnation] Lu Qingcheng: "Isn't the Lu family a small family? Why does there have such a terrifying ancestor?"
[God Emperor Reincarnation] Lu Xian: "Ancestor, I really don't want to show off in front of people, please let me go!"
[Fairy Fox Reincarnation] Lu Yaoyao: "Ancestor is so handsome and I love him so much. I am the ancestor's little monster! (´｡✪ω✪｡｀)"
So, many years later, a supreme fairy clan stood above all forces and suppressed all races. "Ancient History" records: Lu Yuan, the ancestor of the Lu family, was extremely handsome and domineering, and he once sat cross-legged on the sky, pointing his sword at the heavens and saying: I am the pinnacle of the nine heavens and ten earths, and I am the ancestor, I must kill all the enemies in the world!
A chef is an artist who plays gorgeous music on the stove. His audience is diners, and his art comes from food!
Traveling to the world of Food Wars, I awakened the food poisoning (crossed out), no, it was the remnant of the Fantasy Food System, and inherited a world farm with an unknown level cap and all kinds of incredible and delicious ingredients.
From the lv1 Clucking Chicken to the lv1000 Cloud-turning Dragon, and even higher unknown beings, all live in this fantastic farm.
Yu Chen: A chef’s skills have their limits, but ingredients do not.
Use your ultimate skills to create the untraceable dreamlike flavor.
Create delicious food, find diners, and see how Yu Chen builds a throne called Dream Cuisine in this world!
So what if I rely on the power of blood?
Sorry! It's time to let you know what dimensionality reduction attack of ingredients means! Hahahaha!
Once time-traveling, Ji Zheng became a dragon locked under the lock dragon well. Facing the revival of aura, he silently clicked his golden finger...
......
[On the first day, you were in the ancient well and began to struggle.]
[On the 19th day, you struggle too much, you are tired to death!]
[Ninth day, in the process of walking, you were killed by the dragon sword under the bridge, and you died!]
(Multiple women + Black Widow (You can watch it if you don't like it))
Li Wei, a college graduate who is well-versed in online novels, stood out in the interview with his outgoing personality and silver tongue, and landed a job with a 9-to-5 schedule and no overtime.
Unexpectedly, on his way home from get off work, Li Wei encountered a woman who had fallen into the water, and in his eagerness to save her, he was pushed into the Marvel Universe by the woman...
From then on, the company lost a worker who loved going to work, while the Marvel Universe gained a player with the "Helpless" system, Levi Osborn.
"Ding! Congratulations, Boss, you have successfully stolen the Sword Saint Wuming's sword, Han Guang, from the world of 'Nine Songs of the Sky'."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen Sonic's gold ring."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully stealing the Trident of Neptune."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen the Night Sky Sword of the Goddess of Death."
...
Battle of New York
Thor: "Hey, Levi, why is your Mjolnir the same as mine?"
Li Wei: "Bro~ didn't you know? Back then, the Dwarf King forged two Meow Hammers. Yours is the female one, and mine is the male one!"
Thor?!?!?!
...
Hela: "Little Vivi, can you explain why my Night Sky Sword is in your hands? (눈_눈)"
Li Wei: "Sister Kate, cough...no, baby, listen to my excuse, I really didn't steal it, it has nothing to do with me."
...
At this moment, Wonder Woman was still on her way on horseback…
(Multiple women + Black Widow (absolutely pure) (┯_┯))
Lin Fan obtained the [Animal Voice Translation System] and originally just wanted to run a pet clinic peacefully, but it opened the door to a new world.
On its first order, the Ragdoll cat ranted to its wealthy owner: "Don't find me a girlfriend, human! Your new girlfriend pinched me when you weren't looking! And she's using your money to support other guys!"
Lin Fan relayed his exact words: "The tycoon checked my phone on the spot, and the cuckoldry shocked the entire internet!"
Then, a police dog ran over: "Dr. Lin, call the police quickly! Xiao Chen has been shot, and the drug dealers are right there..."
A lost parrot flew into the clinic: "Kidnapping! I saw it! The license plate number is..."
Lin Fan accidentally transformed from a veterinarian into the legendary "Animal Detective" of the urban legend.
However, the art style gradually went astray...
The CEO's Tibetan Mastiff: "Master, run! The nutritional supplements your brother gave you are poisoned!"
A celebrity's hamster: "She's had seven plastic surgeries! I even know where her sasaeng fans are hiding!"
Lin Fan, wearing a white lab coat, was turned into a meme by netizens: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, your dog has already confessed!"
Netizens are laughing hysterically: "Others solve cases by using surveillance cameras, you solve cases by having your cats and dogs snitch on you!"
Lin Fan: "I'm just a veterinarian, really! Why do I have to mediate even when giant pandas, the national treasures, are fighting?!"
"Officer, a total of 20 rupees!" A street vendor in Mumbai, India, smiled and whispered to the police officer, who took some naans.
The protagonist, who had been working in Mumbai, India, for many years, was reborn as a low-ranking police officer named Roden Mahesh at the Mumbai police station in 2008.
Several strange events in India emerged one after another. The past life was impressive. As memories continued to surface, especially those in and around Mumbai, they all came to mind.
Taking advantage of the foresight, the protagonist repeatedly solved strange cases and joined the Indian elite.
Befriending future big names from all walks of life, making plans and rising to the top, he discovered that in India, as long as you have sufficient status, you can have everything: wealth, beauty...
He died suddenly, and when Li Huo woke up, he found himself transported to the Naruto world, becoming Uchiha Li Huo, and taking the entrance exam for the Ninja Academy.
"System binding successful. This system is a head-patting system; patting someone's head will grant you some of their abilities."
Li Huo gazed at the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, before him, and fell into deep thought.
"Ding! S-rank ninja patted on the head: Third Hokage - Hiruzen Sarutobi. Please choose five of the following rewards."
"The Five Chakra Natures and Their Transformations"
"Mastery of Leaf Fluid Techniques"
Five Random Illusions
"Sealing Technique: Corpse Demon Sealing"
"Kage-level Chakra Control"
"Shadow-level hand seal speed"
"Ten Random Ninjutsu Techniques"
"One type of compound ninjutsu to choose from"
"Stick handling techniques"