【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】
Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.
— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.
Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!
Wait, there is another way?!
Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!
He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.
Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.
He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…
He is — Actor Xiao He!
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At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!
Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.
But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”
Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”
But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.
Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”
Ye Wen traveled through the world of Douluo Continent and became a powerful sea soul beast with 990,000 years of cultivation, the Deep Sea Demon Whale King!
And activated the fateful duel with Tang San.
...
[Dual Rebirth + Emperor Rebirth + Decisive and Ruthless + Invincible + Humorous and Funny]
Lin Mo has been reborn!
In his previous life, he was known as the Demon Emperor, and all races launched a joint attack against him.
But after his death, the dark alien race, now free from suppression, came from the Abyss.
Humans were no match for the foreign races and were enslaved, whereupon they were treated like pigs and dogs, kept in captivity for food.
The Northern Continent was ravaged by a thick, dark fog, leaving countless lives lost.
Having been reborn, Lin Mo only wanted to live a quiet life as an ordinary cultivator and no longer care about the lives and deaths of all living beings in the world.
But at this moment, the beautiful master, who had also been reborn, discovered that Lin Mo had become invincible again without anyone noticing!
"In this life, I actually reincarnated as a mosquito. Alas, mosquito life is boring!"
"In this life, I reincarnated as a vulture. Alas, bird life is boring, better to just kill myself and return to the heavens!"
"..."
"In this life, I finally reincarnated as a human, but unfortunately, my talent is shallow, there's no path to immortality, and I can't reach the peak of martial arts!"
"In this life, I finally have a spirit root, but unfortunately, it's just a杂(miscellaneous) five-element spirit root. Cultivation is difficult, Foundation Establishment is difficult, and achieving the Dao is even harder!"
"This life failed again, let's see about the next one!"
My name is Jiang Yuan. Three lives as a human, a hundred lives to enter the Dao, and ten thousand lives to become an immortal!
Fulza traveled through the Marvel Universe for 25 years, originally only wanting to be a real estate tycoon and enjoy the life of a capitalist.
As a result, the Battle of New York destroyed his entire building!
Fortunately, it's bound to the Frieza template, so as long as you gain fear points, you can keep unlocking forms!
From the first form to the ultimate form, then to Golden Frieza, and even Black Gold Frieza!
Do we really need to use nuclear bombs to deal with the Chitauri fleet? Please, just wipe them out with an energy ball!
Powerless against the purple-skinned Thanos? Ridiculous! I'll annihilate him with one hand!
As for Conqueror Kang, Doctor Destruction, Celestials, Life Law, OAA...?
Fuliza: "Oh ho ho... all of you tremble before me, King Fuliza!"
[Natural disaster + Strong female lead + Yandere + Capitalist heiress + Space (acquisition method is not conventional) + Stockpiling resources + Regular updates]
After dying once, the young lady learns that her world is about to face apocalyptic natural disasters such as typhoons, floods, extreme cold, extreme heat, acid rain, earthquakes, and fog.
The young lady smiled brightly.
As the old saying goes, "If you endure the bitterest of hardships, countless more hardships await you."
so,
The young lady shrugged indifferently.
As long as she dies quickly, poverty, ugliness, and the hardships of daily life will not be able to catch up with her death...
I can't possibly endure hardship, I'll never endure hardship in my life!
The system weakly raises its hand: 【Dear customer, thank you for visiting! We think you can still be salvaged a little!】
"Honey, tell me first!" I'll decide whether I want to die after seeing if the conditions are satisfactory.
System: [Dear, it only costs a little bit of money.]
The young lady waved her hand dismissively: Here you go.
As the daughter of a top capitalist, she could lack nothing but money.
The next second, the young lady's phone received a text message notification.
[Your XXXXXX bank account was charged 20,000,000,000 yuan at XXXXX time, leaving a balance of 9.99 yuan!]
The young lady's face turned green.
Two hundred billion! Ah, that's all the wealth she's accumulated over many years!
[P.S.: This novel does not feature the setting where the female lead or supporting female character gains a spatial ability simply by dripping blood on a family heirloom bracelet. Please do not apply this to the common spatial acquisition mechanics found in other novels. Thank you for your understanding! (Smiling face emoji)]
A great kingdom is about to fall, and a new era is about to begin. Daeron Targaryen once considered vying for the Iron Throne, hoping to save the crumbling kingdom himself. But looking around him—the Mad King Aerys II, Rhaegar, Tywin, Robert… well, life is tough, better to settle down and farm. A red comet has prematurely descended upon Westeros, a continent where farming, gathering, fishing, mining, and combat are all mastered… perhaps someone like me can write a different chapter. —Also known as "I Don't Want to Be a Dragon Trainer," "Stardew Valley Life: 6 AM to 2 PM," and "Eight Hundred It Is, Eight Hundred People, First Come, First Served"…
This is a gender-swap story, anti-Tang San, with no logic, written as I please. After the prologue, Huo Yuhao is reborn in the Douluo Era, followed by Divine Seal (Chapters 275-495), and then the Legend of the Dragon King in Douluo III.
The monastic hierarchy is strict, and casual monks live a hard life.
The ten-year-old Mo Hua studied Taoist monuments, developed spiritual consciousness, learned formations, and aspired to the road to immortality.
Change not only your own life, but also the lives of all low-level monks in the world.
Waking up, Jiang Fan found himself a low-level fisherman in Tonghe County. His home was bare, his stomach rumbling with hunger. He had a beautiful wife to support, and was oppressed by the Dragon King Gang and the government. He faced internal and external troubles, and was almost at his wit's end.
Fortunately, he awakened the destiny of great fortune, with the attribute: 'After a great disaster, there will surely be great fortune.' As long as he survived the calamities, he would surely obtain opportunities and be blessed with luck.
The Dragon King Gang violently levied taxes. He obediently paid the regular fees, avoided a murderous calamity, and obtained the Teng Snake Technique. Encountering robbers on the road, he fought back bravely, survived by luck, and obtained the Cao Clan Poison Scripture. In the late dynasty, there were riots of rebellious people. He survived peacefully and obtained the Hunyuan Talisman Scripture.
Millions of years later, Jiang Fan looked at the celestial treasures in his home, and the immortal maidens of the sect, the divine maidens of the dynasty, the peerless demon queen, and the unparalleled fox girl who were about to fight, and he wanted to cry.