[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

[Pokémon + elves + pleasure system + daily farming + battle + invincibility + leisure + good-looking female Pokémon, handsome male Pokémon. …]

After traveling through the parallel world of Pokémon for eighteen years,

at the turning point of life, because of the arrival of the pleasure system, as long as you enjoy Pokémon, you can get rewards.

After obtaining the god-level breeder profession and the god-level Evergreen Power at the beginning.

Lin Feng chose to inherit his parents' breeding house without hesitation and became a breeder.

So....

[The host is detected to increase the pleasure value of the Feebas, and the qualification improvement energy block formula x1 is rewarded. Perfect level beautiful scales, magical candy x10]

[The host is detected to increase the pleasure value of the Snivy, and the characteristic development energy block formula is rewarded! ]

[The host is detected to increase the pleasure value of Gardevoir, and the super power is rewarded! ]

[The host is detected to increase the ice Vulpix... ....]

I don't know when it started, the reputation of the breeding house is getting bigger and bigger. More and more mythical beasts came after hearing the news.

Mewtwo: I was looking for the meaning of my existence, and now I have found it!

Groudon: What? Here I can find a way to fly!

...

Of course,

in addition to the legendary beasts, there are inevitably trainers who come to challenge the training.

Lin Feng: Have the challengers arrived?

Butler Rotom: Report to Rotom, Adu Tianwang's three Dragonites were killed by the gatekeeper Ice Ninetails...

[Invincible] + [Refreshing Read] + [Number of Female Leads: Tentative] + [Decisive and Ruthless]

What? The old emperor has suddenly passed away, making the powerless sixth prince the new emperor?

However, Gu Jixiao was not very panicked, because he was bound to the Myriad Realms Emperor System, and only needed to spend a certain amount of reputation points to extract all things.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn ten peak Saint King level experts.]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained 100,000 years of cultivation.]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn three peak Emperor-level powerhouses.]

...

Qiankun Dynasty: No, wasn't the Ancient Heavenly Dynasty a fifth-rank dynasty? Where did all these emperors come from?

Ancient Celestial Dynasty: The Ancient Heavenly Emperor Dynasty was just a lower realm dynasty, so how did it even produce a Celestial Emperor?

Countless Forbidden Zones: Waaah, family, does anyone understand? We were safely hiding in a forbidden zone when a group of powerful beings from the ancient Heavenly Dynasty rushed in and scattered our ashes.

When the old emperor, who had feigned death, broke through to the Saint King realm and emerged from seclusion, he remained silent as he looked at the assembled Immortal Emperors and Immortal Venerables.

Gu Jixiao looked at him and shrugged innocently.

Why is Father plotting a rebellion?

[System + Multiple Heroines + Celestial Dragons + Fighting King Luffy (Must-kill Later) + Non-Defenders]

[Before Luffy went out to sea, he poached Luffy's girlfriend. After Luffy went out to sea, he poached Luffy's girlfriend and abused him. If you mind, please do not enter.]

[It’s not about strength, but because of his impulsiveness and recklessness, Luffy will be criticized by thousands of people, deserted by his friends and relatives, and become a rat crossing the street, and everyone will shout and beat him]

[Okay, I just don’t like the impulsive Luffy two years later]

Kamu traveled through time and space and became a powerful Celestial Dragon. He thought he could live a peaceful life, but he found out that in less than two years, the Celestial Dragons would be destroyed! Kamu bought a kingdom and was about to run away, but he accidentally awakened the system of having many children and more blessings.

Cam said he has power, money and looks good! This is not professional! There is no woman in the world that he can't get!

Cam: I want to marry Sugar.

Brother Ming: No!

Cam: I'll pay more.

Brother Ming: Even if you pay more money, it won’t work!

Cam: ⊙▃⊙

………

Cam: Why did King Luffy suddenly become so strong! "Ding, host, don't you know that in the movie (special edition), King Luffy can be defeated even if Roger is the boss?"

Cam: Shit!

Cam: I'm not as strong as King Luffy right now, but I can be better in other aspects. Hehehe...

Hancock: Don't come over here...

[Super God Academy] [Super Soldier Corps] [Chat Group] [Ensemble Cast] [Behind the Scenes] [Multiple Female Leads] [Technology] [Entry] [Cyber ​​Cultivation] [German Conspiracy Theory] [Not Joining Super God Academy] [Standing in China] [Blue Star Main God]

Opening statement: This is not a fanfic about the Super God universe, but I will try my best to reasonably fill in the gaps in the Super God universe's world view and maintain the prestige and combat power that a "god-level civilization" should have.

————Formal Introduction————

The protagonist, Xiao Yao, transmigrates to the "Super God Universe," receives the "blessing of the mother planet," awakens the [Super God-level talent - Eye of Analyzing All Things], and is bound to the "God-level Affix Lottery System," which allows him to draw various heaven-defying affixes simply by consuming his luck.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the dazzling keyword: Knowledge is power; you can become stronger by learning.]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining the red keyword "Turning Point of Fate." Congratulations, host, for joining the "Chat Group of All Realms" and automatically becoming the group owner!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the colored entry—"The Power of My Thinking." I think it's quite reasonable for a god as powerful as me to be omniscient and omnipotent, right?]

...

Keisha: "Ge Xiaolun, please stop contacting Angel Yan. I'm afraid Xiao Yao will misunderstand!"

Karl: "I painstakingly brought the Void to life, and you just wiped it out with a wave of your hand??"

The villains of all realms: "Someone, please take care of this monster! Isn't he a scientist? Why are all the things he creates so unscientific?!"

After being betrayed by the people he once loved, Lu Ming experienced the cold reality of the cultivation world. However, as chance would have it, he obtained the inheritance of a supreme expert who once suffered the same fate as him. Henceforth, the world shall tremble at the birth of the Everlasting Dragon Emperor whose legends will resound through eternity.

Original title: Carrying Twins and Spiritual Spring, the Capitalist Lady Joins the Army

[Military Marriage + Rebirth + Spatial Spiritual Spring + Pregnancy and Raising Twins + Doting on Wife + Love at First Sight vs. Love Over Time]

A soft, cute, bright and beautiful woman x a cold-looking woman who actually loves the strongest officer

When Wen Yuying opened her eyes, she was reborn on the road where she was tricked by a scumbag into having an abortion.

In her previous life, she was instigated by her cousin who traveled through time and space, and believed the sweet words of her childhood sweetheart, so she divorced her military officer husband and secretly had an abortion without telling him. In the end, she died in a foreign land.

Living her life over again, she decided to protect the baby in her belly and stock up on supplies to join the army before the movement's craze arrived.

The scheming time-traveling woman wanted to steal her space jade pendant? Wen Yuying had already signed the contract in advance, so why would it be her turn?

What troubled Wen Yuying was that she had no feelings for her husband, a military officer who always had a cold face and was rude to her in bed.

She would join the army, but only because she wanted to find someone who could protect her.

But why is it that the more they spend time together, the more she feels that there's something wrong with the way her husband, the officer, looks at her? It's like he's going to pounce on her and eat her up at any moment.

It was not until the twins were born and her military officer husband pestered her every night that Wen Yuying suddenly realized what was going on.

It seemed like the other party had always liked her.

A young wife with a pregnant belly came to the military compound. She looked delicate and beautiful, and her voice made people feel numb.

I didn't expect that she was so amazing that she gave birth to two babies in one pregnancy. She raised the two babies to be loved by everyone since they were young.

The delicate young wife's cooking was delicious, and all the men and women in the military compound were envious.

[Multiple genders, numerous elements]

Today's random gender: Female

Today's random items: Succubus Summoning Card, Medusa Summoning Card.

Wutong sighed softly and closed the system interface.

Back then, I also believed the system's lies and agreed to the binding.

Not only is the daily random gender selection a given, but the random items given are also incredibly varied. They range from small items like catgirl potions to larger items like the first-generation mech, the Tsar Bomba, and even space battleships.

But... this is a peaceful world! What use are these war machines to me? I can't use them, and I dare not sell them. I'd rather give you a bottle of random beast-eared girl potion.

At least... that's what Wutong initially thought.

...

Until one day, a torrential downpour threatened to destroy the city.

On that day, the storm subsided, and humanity was shrouded in dust.

At that moment, the cold sun shone high in the sky, and the bright moon fell to earth.

In that instant, the gods rose up, and the apocalypse appeared.

That day, the sycamore tree transformed into a magical girl...

Wutong: I, on behalf of humanity, hereby grant you judgment!

...

[The host is throwing tantrums because he can't revert to being male, and can only hack and slash indiscriminately at the calamities. When he can't win, he cries and screams... Waaah... So pitiful...]

Wutong: "Get out of here!"

The responsibility of saving the world rests on your shoulders!

Wutong: "No! I'm still not a man today, don't expect me to save the world!"

[But your childhood sweetheart is about to be beaten to death!]

...

On this day, a strange succubus girl was frantically running around with a fairy in her arms...

"We can't beat them, no matter how we think about it, we can't beat them!"

[I suggest using your beauty to win her over!]

Wutong: "Get out!"

...

What should I do if the system is so bad? I need help urgently!

Tang De, a renowned dark-themed director known as "Dark Cameron," never imagined that he would one day be reborn! And moreover, he was reborn as a lowly Hollywood photographer.

Since that's the case, I, Tang, will not stand on ceremony!

In my past life, I only encountered "Dark Scarlett" and "Dark Taylor". If I can't pose the real Scarlett and Taylor in all sorts of ways in this life, wouldn't I be letting down my reputation as a transmigrator?

then……

A famous Hollywood director has emerged in this world!

He was Scarlett Johansson's secret lover and also Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend, who appeared in her songs multiple times.

He is the king of creativity in the advertising industry and the music video director who commands exorbitant fees from top singers.

He is a frequent winner of Oscars and major film festival awards, and a behind-the-scenes godfather in Hollywood whom countless stars fawn over.

His name is Tang De, and his story takes place in New York in the spring of 2002, starting with a "honey trap".

When they say you are, you better be. That's right, I am the Evil Uchiha Sharingan, the eye of the soul. My left and right eyes open with the following method: Kill! Controlling Lightning Release and Electromagnetic Force, I become the Thunder God, annihilating the Will of Fire! ...! Rin, Kushina, Mikoto...you didn't want this either... This book is also known as: "I Released the Evil Monster Within Me," "Rivers of Blood!", "Not One Can Escape!", and "All Female Ninjas are Evil Weapons!" Keywords: Naruto, Konoha, Uchiha, Ninja World [Leg God]