[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]

(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)

Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…

"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"

Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"

"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"

Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."

"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"

Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."

[Refreshing article + brain-burning + slow-burning + wit battle + many reversals]

"When I thought death was the end, I opened my eyes and found that death was just a new beginning."

After Lin Yu was killed by the school girl he thought was confessing to, he found that he was not really dead, but came to a death game!

Only the winner can get the opportunity to "live again".

Fortunately, Lin Yu awakened the "only profession · fraudster"——

[As long as the lies are believed, they will come true! ]

Looking at other confused players, Lin Yu chose to pretend to be a god in the game for victory!

"Welcome to my game - lambs!"

And in the death games that followed one after another...

Lin Yu finally relied on [Fraudster] to become a real god!

Traveling through the Devouring Starry Sky. What? I became a member of the Flame God Clan? Oh, there's a system, so that's all right. "Congratulations, host! Signed in successfully, gaining a hundredfold increase in basic genes." "Congratulations, host! Signed in successfully, gaining a special life form, the Black Hole Clone." "Congratulations, host! Signed in successfully, gaining a special treasure, the Chaos Bell!" ... Invincible flow, not the Earth route.

The boy was taken across the Douqi Continent by a purple thunder talisman and became an ordinary adopted son of the Xiao family. He achieved the highest level of thunder with the nine thunder seeds in the talisman...

Many years later

Emperor Hun Tian: "Impossible, the Doudi Cave Mansion has not been opened yet, how can you become a Doudi?"

Xiao Bai: "Look carefully, I am in the ancestral realm, not the emperor realm!"

ps: Without practicing the Burning Art, you will first become an ancestral realm and then an emperor realm, and the two paths will merge into one, and ascend to the universe.

When the frozen apocalypse arrives, Lin Feng is tied to a dining table by his crush and her suitors, and forced to watch as he is devoured.

"If there is an afterlife, I will make you pay for your blood debt!"

He opened his eyes to find himself reborn thirty days before the apocalypse, awakening his spatial abilities!

He sold his house and mortgaged it to fly to the United States and sweep through arms arsenals, leaving supermarkets piled high with supplies!

He returned to China and spent three million to transform his suburban villa into a steel fortress, complete with electric fences, high walls, and bulletproof glass, and a generator with a diesel fuel reserve that would last for ten years!

They ordered hundreds of live pigs and thousands of tons of fruits and vegetables, filling the space to the brim!

Liu Yuqing and Zhang Hao, in your past life you used me as a reserve food, in this life I will let you taste what it's like to be chased and devoured by frozen zombies!

Snow and ice descend? A zombie apocalypse?

Lin Feng stood atop the fortress, stroking the cold gun barrel and sneering, "Sorry, I have enough supplies to last until the end of the world, while you... just wait to die!"

Chen Fan, a member of the Jiangzhou wealthy Chen family, in order to curry favor with a big shot, his grandfather forced Chen Fan to marry a big shot's pregnant granddaughter as his wife, so that Chen Fan could take over.

In anger, Chen Fan directly severed ties with the Chen family!

Just then, the system awakened.

[On the first day of severing ties, reward 1 billion]

[On the second day of severing ties, reward a downtown financial building]

[On the third day of severing ties, reward 10 billion group shares]

.......................

Three months later, seeing Chen Fan, who already had countless assets and became the richest man, the Chen family regretted it. They knelt in front of Chen Fan, crying and begging for forgiveness, hoping that Chen Fan could return to the Chen family.

Unfortunately, it was too late, and the belated family affection was worthless! ! !

Victor Hugo: "You all call me the 'Conscience of France,' but right now it beats in Lionel's breast!" Émile Zola: "'Naturalism' or 'Realism'? No, only Lionel's 'Modernism' belongs to the 20th century!" Gustave Flaubert: "Maupassant was my best student, Lionel my confidant." Guy de Maupassant: "Lionel's only shortcoming was that he had not contracted the noble, majestic syphilis." Anton Chekhov: "What else do we need in this world besides sunshine, air, water, and a smile? Lionel's works, of course!" Leo Tolstoy: "Are you suggesting that I go to Sweden to accept the Nobel Prize that Lionel Sorel refused?" Arthur Conan Doyle: "To be Sherlock Holmes's assistant, to be accepted by Lionel...

Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a talent broadcaster.

Unexpectedly, on the way back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year, I accidentally activated a "listen to advice" system.

As long as he listens to advice, he can receive various system rewards.

So, at the suggestion of his enthusiastic followers, he started by setting off a firecracker to blow up a dog bowl.

As a result, they accidentally shot down a drone in the sky.

Seeing this, a fan in the live stream immediately commented, "The streamer is so good, why doesn't he create a missile to make a name for himself instead of staying here blowing up dog bowls?"

Soon, Su Yu, heeding advice, created the Qian Xuesen ballistic missile (skyrocket version), the three-stage propulsion separation system (skyrocket pulse version), and the pulse blast engine (skyrocket max version), shocking a group of fans.

The top-ranked viewer in the live stream suggested that since he was already involved in the aviation field, he should try painting instead.

Soon, color-changing ink, engraved templates, and 3D anti-counterfeiting technology also began to show results under Su Yu's research.

As brand-new US dollars successfully passed through the printing press, fans across the internet cried out, "Streamer, stop! The FBI is everywhere outside!"

The second-ranked brother suggested that if you want to rediscover the joys of childhood...

Soon, cardboard Gatling guns, fully automatic rifles, and origami RGPs that could fire were born!

Netizens commented: "From plastic to iron, from glue to welding, three prison meals a day. You provide the gunpowder, I provide the carbon, tomorrow you'll be at least eight and a half years old!"

...

Years later, when Su Yu, who has over a billion fans worldwide, was asked by a reporter how he managed to become a sensation across the internet and become the most popular streamer in just two years, he was met with a different response.

He replied modestly, "Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill. Me, the anchor, I'm someone who listens to advice!"

[Survival for All] [Shelter] [Farming] [No Mary Sue] [Hoarding Supplies]

Earth is on the verge of destruction, and all of humanity is being transported to a misty world to survive. Chen Fan wakes up to find the sky has fallen...

A strange, dilapidated wooden hut; the weather growing colder and colder; and the incessant rain—everyone is struggling to survive in this misty world…

The brain game "Glory" jointly created by hundreds of countries around the world is online.

Chen Ming was reborn and awakened the SSS-level talent Master Kongkong!

Every attack comes with a steal buff.

From then on, Chen Ming transformed into a dangerous thief!

Red Dragon Queen: "Where's my dragon egg?! Where's my big dragon egg???"

Priestess: "If you can return my holy treasure... I can do anything."

Succubus Demon King: "This boy has stolen my heart~"

…

In this life, Chen Ming will stand at the pinnacle of "Glory"!