A single hair can pierce a star, a sneeze can destroy a star field, and if you accidentally fart, the creatures of hundreds of star fields will be poisoned to death.
But don't worry, this kind of deity doesn't fart or sneeze.
Di Wuming was very bored. He had been living this kind of life for countless eons, and he wanted to find something fun to do.
To prevent himself from accidentally destroying the world, he sealed himself away: his hair, his pores, his teeth, his nails, his saliva, and his nostrils…
He had sealed almost everything that could be sealed, which made him feel that he wouldn't unintentionally destroy the world.
He couldn't get too excited, otherwise, if he raised his voice even slightly, it would be like the collapse of a mountain or a river.
Things with thought fear him, and things without thought also fear him. All rules, origins, and the Way of Heaven revolve around him.
To put it bluntly, he wasn't born from chaos; he created chaos.
Finding a Daoist partner doesn't result in a son, but in a world; the Daoist partner is called the Mother of Chaos.
He set up so many seals on himself, yet he was still the ancestral god.
In 1889, Xie Chang'an, whose soul originated in the modern era, opened his eyes to find himself as Pedro, the turbulent crown prince of the Brazilian Empire. The military's guns were already pointed at the palace, and the tide of republicanism surged through the streets. Facing this sinking ship, Xie Chang'an knew that history had given him only a dozen days.
But what he brought with him was a century's worth of insight and an iron fist.
He smiled and said to the rebel general, "You want to be president? Very well. But before that, let's first usher in an era for Brazil..."
From suppressing rebellions and reforming domestic affairs to forming alliances and expanding ruthlessly, Uruguay, Argentina, Peru… South American countries have bowed down one by one to modern military and diplomatic tactics.
When the new empire is proclaimed in Rio de Janeiro, the whole world will hear its declaration:
"The old world order is corrupt. From this day forward, the scepter of civilization shall be held by the new world!"
As Link traverses the world of seafaring, he activates the "Oddities of the World Title System" on the eve of the Marineford War, forcibly broadcasting it live to the entire ocean!
You can get a reward simply by exposing the dark history and bizarre titles of powerful individuals.
A quick overview of Shanks, the "King of Face": Confirmed to be a user of the Face-Face Fruit! He settled the Marineford War with a single sentence, even earning the respect of the Five Elders!
Redhead cried, "Please stop broadcasting! I really didn't eat the fruit, I'm just handsome!"
Immediately afterwards, the art style completely collapsed:
[Master Teacher] Kaido: I'll risk my life to train you, and I guarantee you'll learn it all. Today, I'm going to teach Luffy how to use Gear 5!
[King of Acting] Kizaru: Eight-foot-long outlined jade, with the right salary, even a Yonko can be kicked into oblivion; with a salary of one thousand, even an Admiral can set off smoke!
[The Dutiful Son] Yamato: My father is Kaido, I want to beat him! Thunder and gossip, a loving father and a filial daughter!
As one bizarre title after another is exposed, the values of the Navy and pirates are shattered.
When the Marineford War broke out, Link immediately activated his "defying fate" mode:
Rewards are distributed, and Whitebeard instantly returns to his peak condition! Ace receives a resurrection buff!
Fleet Admiral Sengoku suffered a heart attack on the spot: "Akainu is fighting desperately, Kizaru is slacking off, and Kuzan is sleeping. This battle is unwinnable!"
Su Lin transmigrated to the United States and inherited an astrology firm.
What the hell is astrology? Yin-Yang and Feng Shui are the real deal, okay?
Just as I activated my cheat code, an old man rushed in asking how to become the leader of the US.
Su Lin said that this person must be crazy.
However, when he saw the old man's face, he was instantly stunned.
Purple aura rises from the east in the Heavenly Court, and golden light shines from the Palace of Destiny.
This old man really has the makings of a leader!
However, the ancestral blessings are insufficient, so it is necessary to... relocate the ancestral graves!
"Su, business has been failing these past few days, and we've lost a lot of money."
"Look at the feng shui of your villa! It's like a white tiger piercing through the hall. No wonder you're losing money!"
"Su, I just attended a friend's funeral and I feel unwell. Could you take a look at me?"
"Sigh, didn't you notice when the calamity struck? Now we're in trouble!"
"Su, I have a friend who works on rocket recovery, and lately the rockets keep exploding..."
"Your friend's last name is Ma, right? Tell him to come see me himself!"
“My dear Su, what do you think about my becoming the commander…”
"This is a bit troublesome...it'll cost extra!!"
...
Relocate the eagle's grave, capture the eagle's demon, and make money off the eagle.
Before he knew it, Su Lin found himself becoming the strategist of the U.S. military.
I don't know when it started, but it's now fashionable for Americans to wear mourning clothes and burn paper effigies!
And he himself became the actual helmsman of this giant ship!
...
Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, she becomes Tang Yin, Tang San's twin brother, awakening her original martial soul vein and second martial soul, the Clear Sky Hammer. Tang San, who should have been the younger brother, is instead the younger sister! Inheriting Ah Yin's beauty, she also awakens two martial souls: the Blue Silver Emperor and the Thousand Machine Butterfly. A twin of Blue Silver, her talent is unparalleled! Tang Hao is a heavy drinker and favors sons over daughters. This causes the love-starved Little Third Sister to develop a deep affection for her brother, regarding him as a father! Tang San develops the Blue Silver Emperor, possessing extreme vitality, becoming the strongest support! This allows Tang Yin to unleash powerful attacks like a normal attack, without any worries. Tang San innovates Tang Sect hidden weapons, creating countless powerful weapons to help...
[Multiple female leads] + [No system] + [Genius Naruto]
He was transported to the world of Naruto and became Naruto Uzumaki.
Without a system or a cheat code, I will use all the resources at my disposal to become stronger.
As the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, many things in the future will be related to him.
Whether it's the Eye of the Moon Project or the future Otsutsuki invasion.
Without strong capabilities, one cannot even protect oneself.
Wood Release shouldn't just be Water Release and Earth Release; try adding some Yang Release chakra.
What? Kurama, who knows Wood Release, is linking up with Naruto in a sneaky way?
If you dare call me the underworld, then I'll use "Ninefold - You Absolutely Can't Escape This Head-Touching Technique" to touch your head!
My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage!
My friends in the village all call me Little Sun, but you, from another village, call me the Underworld, right?
Eat my Wood Release: Kurama Link Technique!
(This article will adjust some timelines and plot points that were not handled well in the original work. There are many bugs in adapting a short story into a long one. Please refer to the settings in this book when reading this book.)
[Decisive and Ruthless] + [Invincible Build] + [Multiple Female Leads]
The game has entered reality, the chaotic rift has opened, and the abyss has invaded.
Blue Star has entered an era of universal job change; you can level up by killing monsters and continuously change jobs to become stronger!
Jiang An became a summoner, possessing the god-level talent, Heart of God.
As long as the task is completed, the bloodline can be continuously purified until it evolves into a divine beast!
Fire Fox Bloodline Evolution → Two-Tailed Fox → ... → Divine Beast Nine-Tailed Demon God
Black and White Panda Bloodline Evolution → Iron Black and White Panda → ... → Divine Beast Chaos Panda
Three-colored deer bloodline evolution → Five-colored deer → ... → Divine beast Bai Ze
...
...
As the bloodlines of the divine beasts continue to be activated, the summoned beasts' appearance gradually becomes strange.
Nine-Tailed Demon God: Listen up, all you newcomers! Master likes obedient and clever people! Understand?
Bai Ze touched the deer antlers and bent down: Sister! Sister! Is that so?
Jiang An: ...
Until the rift fully opened and the abyss invaded in full force.
The human race was defeated.
Jiang An, alone with his summoned beasts, ventured into the abyss passage.
All anyone could hear were the shrill screams coming from the passageway.
"Good heavens! How come he summoned only divine beasts?!"
PS: This book is also known as "Abyss Invasion? God-Level Talent Raises a Beast Girl Army" and "The Promised Summoned Beasts Evolve into a Demon Goddess Empress?"
P.S.: This book is not recommended for minors, you know why~
[Transmigrated + System + Honkai Element + Multiple Female Leads + Slow Burn] (Also known as: Crimson Apocalypse, Awakening a Honkai System at the Start!) Transmigrated to Deep Blue Star? Mo Shang just wanted to curse! Looking up, he saw a bizarre crimson sky, surrounded by bloodthirsty monsters—this was a cataclysmic start! Just as he was about to become monster snacks, the [Honkai System] descended from the sky! Monsters? Come on, taste the Honkai energy! Apostle? Then take a hit from me first—Heavenly Fire Unleashed! Source of Calamity? Wait, I'll transform into a Star God. This is a path to salvation paved with Honkai! Watch how Mo Shang, in the crimson apocalypse, fights fire with fire, using the most violent "Honkai" power to pave a brand new future for Deep Blue Star!
[Quick Transmigration + 1v1 + Mary Sue + Semi-Immersive + Popular + Not a Strong Female Lead + Dark Original Female Lead + Rise to Power] Sang Huan is a parasitic flower that has lived for ten thousand years. She originally clung to a phoenix tree to survive, but was unexpectedly struck by lightning and scorched. In a panic, she was bound to a female supporting character's comeback system. To restore her original nature, she set her sights on male leads with abundant luck. As the female lead's best friend and family member, should she become an unconditional bloodsucker? No, she's a delicate parasitic flower that needs to absorb the love of others to live! So, kind female lead, considering how long she's been a bloodsucker, please give her your destined lover! (The innocent best friend's domineering boyfriend) (Why is my educated youth sister's rough man knocking on my door in the middle of the night?) (My substitute sister's husband insists on loving me) ...
[Death Squad System] [The Walking Dead] [Resident Evil] [Zombies] [Make Up for Regrets]
My name is Ling Xiao Fisher!
A boy adopted in Amaka, during the time I confessed my feelings to Maggie, the girl I liked…
Everything has changed!
Activate the assassin system and earn coins by killing zombies!
The mutated zombies that were attacked and bitten all prove this...
The end of the world is coming!