When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.
This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.
Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.
Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”
Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.
However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.
Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”
Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.
The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.
In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.
After traveling through time, he took charge of the witch asylum in An'yuan, and everything was in ruins.
The whole world is leaky and full of dangers.
From big to small, the witches in the asylum are in constant trouble!
In order to let the witches live a happy life and avoid falling into violence, the only thing Zhang Su can do is...
Release your own positive energy and reduce their erosion!
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Paper sword, paper horse, paper man, paper dragon, paper city, white paper heaven...
Hell is empty, evil spirits are in the world.
Let's see how in this world where demons and monsters appear frequently and gods and ghosts appear, Mu Lin started from making paper figures and built a heavenly palace and a prosperous age!
When Xiao Fei was three years old, he was caught by a man with a sharp-nosed monkey and taught him to cultivate. The old man is Sun Wukong. In the past ten years, he has taught him the eyes of the fire, the copper and the iron bones, and the great product of the immortality… After the learning, Xiao Fei went down the mountain and accidentally entered a noble school. Pure school flowers, the best Lori, Miss Qianjin, beautiful maid… I like to sleep with him. Oh no, it’s a friend..com.cn (translated)
Looking back on Huang Baiyou's life, he basically achieved the ultimate as an actor.
Use drama-level acting skills to reduce the dimensionality of idol films.
Amazing the audience with his actor-level acting skills in the main drama.
"Suppose, let me say what if, if the creative team of a drama are all rookies and the script is exaggerated, how can it be made into a drama that the audience loves?"
"Quickly go to the West to invite Huang, ratings guaranteed, king of acting in the world, Baiyou!"
The story of an 18th-tier youngster who gained unrivaled acting skills.
"Did Huang Baiyou come?"
"Tathagata."
"Are you coming or not?"
"Tathagata!"
What is the least valuable thing in the Wasteland Era?
Gold, silver, jade, antiques, banknotes... in short, the least valuable thing is "money"!
What is the least valuable thing in peacetime?
Food, steel, cement, cars... in short, nothing is valuable except "money"!
What was the least valuable thing during the war years?
When I can travel through the era of governance, chaos, the apocalypse, and even the past, present and future, various civilizations, and countless parallel worlds..., my wealth will allow countless people in the apocalypse to live happily, allow countless heroes in the chaos to mingle, and bring all the eras to prosperity. millennium!
I will build the largest space-time space on earth——
Empire of wealth!
The dance that blends magic and machinery, the absurd darkness of the punk era.
This is an era without gods, because everyone can blaspheme the gods.
Star City Anbu Xuanyi chose to participate in a brutal jungle battle royale with a narrow escape for ulterior motives. From this moment on, his fate became uncontrollable, and he never looked back on a dark and desperate one-way road. As the land moves forward, the road is full of thorns.
“The Heavenly Dragon Dao Sect is one of the eight supreme sects of the Jiu Yaoxing. This seat is even the Heavenly Dragon Dao Sect Daozi. You have offended this seat. As long as this seat gives an order, the sword fairy is like a cloud…”
“boom!”
Qin Linye hit Jiu Yaoxing across the air.
The power contained in fist strength penetrates the atmosphere, like a dense star with a diameter of tens of kilometers hitting the ground at a speed of more than 1,000 kilometers per second.
The earth melted and the star core shattered.
The waves swept by flames and magma continued to spread in all directions at supersonic speeds. The mountains, rivers, and forests on the surface of the earth’s crust were completely stripped off, and the dust and rocks thrown up by the impact flew directly into the atmosphere, and in the next moment…
Click.
The destructive force penetrated the stars, swept across the starry sky, and disappeared into the endless depths.
The planet shattered and exploded!
Smash!
Like a firework shining in the sea of stars.
“What did you just say, where is the sword fairy under the cloud? I don’t seem to hear clearly.”
Qin Linye raised his fist and looked at the Daozi of Heavenly Dragon Dao Sect.
【Celebrity】【1V1】
Cold Su!
Taking on a heavy responsibility to become the so-called master of time and space… Forced to enter the mission world to fix loopholes, and look for those “mysterious outsiders” in various time and space!
Hidden reborn girl? Greedy transmigration girl? The jealous daughter of destiny?
NO! NO! NO!
These are a piece of cake!