“Lin stood at the top of the arc, and he looked like he was going to pass the ball again.”

“He didn’t pass! He shot! This is an open opportunity! But the shooting angle is a bit off!”

“Wait, he is not shooting, he is passing the ball!”

“Nice pass! But why can’t he smile?”

“I heard that no one has ever seen him smile, and some people say that he is Tim Duncan’s half-brother.”

“Wait, you see him smiling! Oh my God, he was smiling at Tim Duncan!”

——Excerpted from “My Memoirs of Illegal NBA”, also known as “This Forward Is Illegal.”

Jiang Li was tired of being the canary in the cage and decisively filed for divorce when scandals about her husband and his mistress were once again flying around.

The man who doesn't love her just refuses to let her go.

She runs away and he chases her, but she can’t fly without wings.

I was once again blocked by a man, "Mrs. Lu, you've had enough trouble, come home with me."

Jiang Li clasped his hands and begged him, "Mr. Lu, please do well. If you don't love me, please let me live."

But the man pushed her against the wall and punished her severely, "It's too superficial to talk about love. I prefer to go deeper with you..."

The little shot next to Jiang Li kicked his dad sternly, "Let go of my mommy, scumbag, you have been kicked out of the household registration book!"

Strange talk, a strange thing that uses cognition as food, information as weapon, and information as currency. They are neither living nor dead, existing in the lore of men, living in the shadows of the world.

"Does this mean that I will become a monster?"

In ancient times, they were worshiped as gods and powerful by faith.

"Then I am a god!"

In ancient times, they were regarded as feared by demons and fed on fear.

"I will become the master of ghost stories!"

But under the scouring of the torrent of the times, they gradually disappeared, leaving only paragraphs of text that were regarded as nonsense.

"It is my duty to recast the glory of ghost stories."

But you're not a weirdo, well, you're not human either.

"Well, it's considered a success if you become a monster."

The Gamble between the Dark Lord and the White Wizard

The future of the wizarding world is at stake

But the teenager in the gambling game said

What Grindelwald? What Dumbledore? What is the cause of wizarding and Muggle society?

Don't interfere with my relationship!

Who is this noseless guy who always causes trouble at school and disturbs my relationship?

Voldemort?

Die for me!

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But gradually, the boy discovered that something was wrong with this world.

Who is this guy with an eyepatch and a demon by his side who kills people wherever he goes?

Who is this vampire sister in black tights who can shoot a gun?

Who is this strong man who jumps out and yells “Ola Ola” with an invincible look on his face???

Where is the magical world?

Hogwarts is just a corner of the world after all, and Voldemort is just a village-level terrorist.

A wider world awaits young people.

[Non-traditional Cultivation] + [Chinese-style Cthulhu] + [Suspense and Horror] + [Transmigration]

Strange Heavenly Dao, abnormal demons, and eccentric immortals and Buddhas!

Is it real? Is it fake? Or is it a blur between truth and falsehood?

Yang Huan, labeled "weird and impure," cannot tell.

All he wants is to survive!

Ye Feng finally collected all the cards in a [Yu-Gi-Oh] game, but was taken to another world by an unknown existence... Is this Tongye City? Do I want to be the ghost behind the scenes? Want to eliminate the unknown darkness? etc! Didn’t you agree to be the girl’s backing force? Why did he become the soul behind this fool in the city?

Bai Mu traveled to the cultivation world and had to practice the cheat of turning fake into real. As long as others believe, it can come true.

So, he began to write scripts without any strength.

The Nangong ancestral land buried in the long river of history appeared in the world.

The Jinshan Temple, which lived in seclusion in the cave paradise, entered the world.

The daughter of the human sage Emperor Xuanyuan awakened.

The son of the demon ancestor Emperor Jun reappeared.

Everyone in the cultivation world was confused. What happened? The ancients collectively revived? They became the new era, and we became the old era?

The battle between humans and demons, the great catastrophe of heaven and earth, no, why are there any demons outside the cultivation world invading?

Why don’t we know anything?

So that year.

There are scholars who live for the people, establish words, morality, and merit, inherit the unique knowledge of the saints, and open peace for all generations.

There are Buddhists from Jinshan Temple who traveled the mountains and seas, practiced the heart of the world, and suddenly realized that lotus flowers grew under their feet. They set great wishes and prayed for no difficulties in the world.

There was a river god of Luoshui who pitied the people's suffering. He abandoned his position as the river god and sent down heavy rains, then died and his Taoism disappeared.

There was a Taoist priest from Sanqing Mountain who slew demons and monsters with a sword, and spent a hundred years practicing Taoism to protect the peace of the area.

So that year, Tiandao, who was chosen as the final boss of countless versions, trembled.

No, I didn't do any of this. Tell them it's not true!

Then, when Baimu took out the Honghuang script, Tiandao said immediately.

It smells so good~~~

I, Bai Bin, traveled to another world and activated an immature justice system.

As long as you speak justice, you can gain justice points and increase your spell level!

From then on, the first righteous (xu) righteous (wei) pastor in mainland China was born!

"Lilith, although you are a succubus, have tattoos, and drink alcohol, I know you are a good girl."

Lilith: Is this why you transformed me, a succubus, into a saint of light?

"Weier, you are simple, lovely, rich, and have a prominent family background. You don't care about the disparity in status between us. What else can I say? For you, I would rather be bound by money, trapped in a mansion, and corrupted by wealth! "

Wei'er: I'm short of money, dear, who am I if I'm rich?

"Helen, what I like is the banshee king sitting high on the Siren Throne, not the little maid kneeling in front of me, massaging and beating her legs!"

Helen: You just want to see me massage you in uniform!

"Madam Lord, I just want to give Ting En a complete home!"

Lord's wife: But we are sworn siblings, you can't...at least you shouldn't...

"Your Majesty the Pope, you don't want your true identity to be known to others, right?"

The Pope: My personal bishop, please calm down!

Star Gates exist in the world; all who enter become gods.

Ren Ye, who had been serving three and a half years in prison, was suddenly met by a mysterious person. The person said, "If you are willing to participate in a game, you can leave now. The price is... you might die."

Many years later, Ren Ye stood alone within the Star Gate, looking back at his past. Many figures in his memory had already blurred...