You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

That's the story that happened a long, long, long time ago. . . . .

That is the era when human beings sink into boundless blood, which means that they should not respond every day, that the earth is not working, that they cannot survive, and that they cannot seek death. . . . . .

On that day, a tribe named Pan gave birth to a baby named Gu. . . . .

On that day, a tribe named Hong gave birth to a baby named Jun. . . . .

On that day, in a tribe called Li, the three brothers were surviving. . . . . .

On that day, a tribe named Ye was born. . . . .

That's the story that happened a long, long, long time ago. . . . .

That is the story of mankind's endless struggle, thousands of sacrifices, and finally creation of the world. That is. . . . .

Prehistoric calendar!

Wei Bin, who was reborn ten years ago, was actually informed of the identity of the reborn person in the game by someone who shouldn't exist. With in-depth investigation, he felt more and more endless horror, his rebirth, and even the entire The world is just a game, and a huge conspiracy is gradually emerging

Interstellar pirates raid, alliances crumble, and a dark matter called black gold suddenly appears. Its highly radioactive and destructive power threatens all of humanity. Simultaneously, alien species frequently create crises, and large-scale mutations occur in humans, with black gold becoming the first suspect. Evolution or purification? Humanity faces its greatest existential crisis and dilemma since entering the interstellar age...

Young man, I think you are a scumbag.

You change your girlfriend every day, and they are all so beautiful. Don’t you leave room for others?

Amanozaki: No, Hinata Hyuga, Saria, Saeko Busujima, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Ayanami Rei, Rin Tohsaka, Shiki Ryougi, Rem, Taiho, Kurumi Tokisaki, they are all my stand-ins.

I am famous for being pure and loyal, okay!

I once sat and discussed with Newton, and I also walked side by side with Einstein.

I messed with Planck's hairstyle, and I also wrote the preface to Zhang Zhongjing's Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases.

All in all, this is a story about a schoolmaster traveling through time and space in ancient and modern China and abroad, using the wisdom of the predecessors to open up the future of mankind.

What? You say this is unscientific?

No, it's very scientific!

Note:

This book is a black science and technology article, not the flow of the heavens, not the flow of the infinite, the protagonist will not have superpowers, everyone will know after reading it.

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Seven years ago, after their breakup, he disappeared without a trace.

Now, he reappeared on the eve of her wedding, sparing no means in forcing her to marry him…

With a certificate of marriage, he bound her mercilessly to his side.

From there, this “Cinderella” began her journey as a wife to the heir of a business empire…

Mrs Huo – composed, sharp-tongued, and freakishly smart.

Mr Qin – wife-spoiler to no end and a complete “slave” to their daughter.

Quality love story, one on one. You are welcome to get hooked on this story with us.

After crossing into the weird world and becoming the third generation of the magic stick, Mark can only change his way of life.

Cthulhu: "You will be haunted by bad luck!"

Mark rolled the dice of fate: "Now the fate is yours!"

Heretic God: "Impossible, why don't you need to pay for changing your life against the sky?"

Mark: "I'm dying!"

Evil God: "It's okay..."

Mark: "No, I said, my life is yours!"