Simple version:

This is the story of a toy merchant with some conscience but not much who sells toys in the world of Kamen Rider.

Full version:

"Neon City, Neon City, the museum organization collapsed,

The bastard bastard boss Ryube Sonosaki ran away with his little kitten.

We don't have any way to use the memory to offset wages.

The original price is more than 100 yuan, more than 200 yuan, more than 300 yuan, and the memory is 20 yuan.

20 bucks, 20 bucks, all, 20 bucks, all, 20 bucks.

Oh, little sister, don’t leave!

In addition to selling memories, we also sell coins, switches, rings, and small fruits! If you don’t want this, we also have bottles, toy cassettes, eyeballs and so on! "

"Arthur, why are you arresting me? I am a toy merchant!"

Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture.

"How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?"

In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying,

I almost cried in front of the camera,

"I'm really not the kind of person you think"

"In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book."

"Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..."

"What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!"

The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said:

"Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."