[A demonic immortal, dark, cruel, no harem, no system, slow to warm up]
[Not a saint, dark, beware!]
My master sent me to the immortal path, I helped my master go to hell.
In order to seek a chance of survival, I murdered the people around me.
In order to improve my qualifications, I slaughtered thousands of cultivators.
Yi Han, with his mortal qualifications, plundered the fortune of heaven and earth and reached the pinnacle of the demonic path.
The new online game “Skyworld” is not a charge for props, not a time, but a template.
Monster templates, guard templates, mercenary templates, adventurer templates, hero templates, BOSS templates, as long as you want, you can play anything.
And look at the growth path of a professional player from wild monsters to the ultimate boss of the game.
Half of this child's genes come from Belia.
Ultra Father: Oh~!
The other half comes from Zero.
Seven: What? !
Besides, he is only four years old this year.
Ultra Brothers: Four years old? You call this four years old? !
"After this battle, you can go back home and get married."
- Lin En said this while standing in front of the world boss Demon Dragon King with low health.
Before this, he had successively won the single-player first kill achievement of the seven demon kings, and embarked on the road to becoming a god in the last chapter of the game "Miracle" update.
However, the end of this road does not lead to the game clearance, but a new beginning...
"You are the benefactor who killed my father?"
The new generation of arrogant demon king, the arrogant but not spoiled eldest lady demon frowned and looked at the man in front of him.
"You look so delicious."
The new generation of gluttonous demon king, the foodie loli demon looked at Lin En with drooling mouths.
"Whatever you want, anyway, don't even think about getting me out of bed." The
new generation of lazy demon king, the lazy queen demon shrank back into the quilt.
"Why are you so skilled! How many times have you kissed them?"
The new generation of jealous demon king, the jealous beautiful girl demon scolded Lin En.
...
What? The continental alliance has formed a brave army to attack the demon king's army? Don't they know that I, Demon Dragon King Lin En, am invincible in the world?
Cupid: Really? Take my arrows!
[Please remember not to talk to them]
[Please remember not to touch them]
[Most importantly, please remember not to fall in love]
Shiraishi Ze Hide looked at the girls outside the cat's eye and scratched his head
Opened the door of the apartment with a bright smile
"Welcome home."
This is a century that shines with the glory of human civilization. This is a world where steam engines, magic and demi-humans coexist. This is a complaint of crimes committed due to pioneering.
"The red dragon queen rises first and burns everything human to death with her rage."
"The mysterious son of the sea will raise a great wave and wipe out the sins of mankind."
"The God of the sky will give the remnant no place to hide and no refuge."
"The immortal witch used magic to compose their epitaphs."
"And I will write another chapter in the new world."
...
...
Years later, after receiving a prophecy of annihilation and a magical item called the Demihuman Girl Completion Manual, Fisher hoped to be evaluated as a pioneer of demihuman scholarship, a savior of human civilization, a dove of peace and a savior.
Rather than the man who was killed, the one who was torn apart, and the savior who was divided into equal parts.
Interstellar pirates raid, alliances crumble, and a dark matter called black gold suddenly appears. Its highly radioactive and destructive power threatens all of humanity. Simultaneously, alien species frequently create crises, and large-scale mutations occur in humans, with black gold becoming the first suspect. Evolution or purification? Humanity faces its greatest existential crisis and dilemma since entering the interstellar age...
"Wu Song, may I ask if they sell alcohol here?"
When a burly man in ancient costume came to the door of the B&B with a whistle in his hand, Li Yu, who was worried about business, didn't know that his life was about to undergo a magnificent change...
(There is already a four-million-word fine food novel "No More Pretending, I'm the God of Cooking and I'm Showing Off". The quality is guaranteed, please feel free to consume it)
A certain group leader disappeared bizarrely, and she accidentally took the person back to her home.
She was killed by her relatives and escaped from the fire. Five years later, he returned with a low-key four-year-old Xiao Mengbao and rescued the mysterious man.
I thought this man was helpless and staying at her house, but in a blink of an eye he helped her tear the white lotus, and also included a hug and hug. Her life seemed to be suddenly broken!
Wait, why did those people call the president respectfully to him…
You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.