You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Sixteen-year-old Sheehan Asta, only the matter of "Climbing the Tower" remains in his life. "Whatever your wish is, as long as you climb to the top of the tower, you can fulfill it." Any wish can be fulfilled. This is indeed an irresistible temptation for ordinary people, enough to make them give up everything for it. But Sheehan Asta didn't climb the tower to fulfill his wish. Only she can fulfill her wish herself. So are you going to climb the tower? Even if it takes a gamble on your life." Of course. Because she had a reason to have to climb the tower. Allow me to take the liberty of asking, what is your wish? "

Introduction 1:

Dou Eqing, who had wasted his entire life, traveled through time and space and became a Qi-refining disciple of the Demon Sect. He inherited the infinite merit beads from the original owner, and also had a sharp weapon, the White Tiger Demon-Slaying Sword.

In the eyes of Dou Eqing, who has lived two lives, this life should be the peak of immortality!

However, the Pearl of Infinite Merit hides a profound hidden danger.

Whether he will become a god or a pawn of a great god depends on whether the knife in his hand is sharp enough!

This book is also known as "The Golden Finger Has a Trap" and "The Righteous Undercover Unifies the Evil Path".

Introduction 2:

The golden finger has the infinite merit bead, which can improve your cultivation by killing demons and gain extra combat power bonus; extra tasks and extra rewards.

Qi Refining: Kill 9 Qi Refining Demon Cultivators to gain +1 realm, and cross-level kill 2 Foundation Establishment Demon Cultivators to break through to Foundation Establishment.

Foundation Building: Talent improvement, kill 90 Foundation Building Demon Cultivators to increase your realm by +1, kill 20 Jindan Demon Cultivators across levels to break through to Jindan.

Jindan: Talent improvement, kill 360 Jindan demon cultivators to increase realm by +1, kill 80 Yuanying demon kings across levels to break through to Yuanying.

Nascent Soul: Talent improvement, kill 1800 Nascent Soul Demon Lords to increase your realm by +1, kill 1 peak Spiritualization Demon General across levels to break through to Spiritualization, gain the title of Demon Slayer, and combat power +1.

Huashen: Talent remains unchanged, kill 2000 Huashen demon generals to increase your realm +1, kill two peak Lianxu demon generals to break through to Lianxu, gain the title of Demon-Slaying General, and combat power +1.

Lianxu: Kill...

Fusion: Kill..., destroy a seventh-level demon sect, and break through to the Mahayana realm.

Mahayana: Kill...

Crossing the Tribulation: Kill..., destroy...

Become an Immortal: Unify the demonic world (or kill all demonic practitioners), turn from evil to good and you can become an Immortal!

Jin Chanzi never returned from his journey to the west.

Since then, demons have been rampant in the Tang Dynasty, and there are eighty-one difficulties everywhere.

Shen Lian came to this chaotic world and was content to be a rich man who walked his bird and admired flowers all day.

However, he did not know that in the eyes of others, he was surrounded by countless demons and monsters, and the wailing of the dead souls came from his mouth and nose when he breathed. Wherever he passed, piles of bones were spread to the Western Paradise.

This book is also known as [Black Myth: The Journey to the West]!

There are already 10,000 completed copies of the exquisite "Strange Way to Cultivate Immortality" and "Eternal Strange Immortal", and 2,500 completed copies of "Fifteen Years of Forging Iron in Liaozhai", the quality is guaranteed, welcome to read and collect.

Everyone has a different definition of a winner in life, because everyone has a different positioning in life.

You Hongyin likes people who are greedy for power and money, because their life positioning is so simple.

Life Winner Training Company, tailor-made, on-site guidance, personal demonstration, guaranteed to teach but not guaranteed to learn, absolutely not black-hearted.

Fast-travel flow, original gender male, transmigration gender is uncertain, each story is long and short, there will be emotional drama in the story but no final CP. I will say it three times, the protagonist is not a good person, the protagonist is not a good person, the protagonist is not a good person. That's it, if you don't like it, click ×, thank you.

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Original pre-collection: Dad is too hard

When Tu Fengwu was six years old, he recalled his previous life again and awakened the golden finger, but at that time he was lying on his father's back to escape, and he had no time to care about whether it was a previous life or a golden finger.

The father and son finally escaped the gang's pursuit and returned to their hometown. He thought that he could finally live a peaceful life. However, he was the only one who wanted to be a lazy fish in the family. Everyone else loved to roll, and his father was the most hardworking roll king.

Tu Fengwu, who wanted to lie down but was a little embarrassed, suddenly felt that his golden finger called the Encyclopedia System seemed very shameless.

Snow Kirin, the divine beast under the seat of Hades, was seriously injured while fighting alongside the Lord of the Underworld to deal with the catastrophe in heaven. He lost his Sky Soul Pearl and had only the Earth Soul Pearl left in his body, becoming a forgetful and evil beast.

In order to help his partners find the Sky Soul Pearl, Ming Zun personally arranged for Xue Qi to reincarnate into the human world and wait for an opportunity.

Reborn in Blue Star, Ye Zhi... really didn't think about it that much.

He just wanted to work hard and do his best every step, and then told himself:

"An artist who doesn't want to be a scholar is not a good entrepreneur! Come on, you are the fattest!"

Voiceover: "You, you are very thin."

Ye Zhi: "I'm very fierce."

Voice-over: "Then why don't you take a look?"

Ye Zhi: "Meow~"

A: Of course, it is to help them win the hearts of those male protagonists and make them regret it…

What if the daughter in the group is the daughter of the CEO of a top AI group, the little doctor girl who is abandoned in the chaos is a once-in-a-century genius, and the Paramount socialite who is hated by the male protagonist has a unique voice…?

Shen Yiling: That’s it—

What kind of love brain is it under these conditions? Come to give me self-improvement!

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Shen Yiling has been an orphan for more than ten years before she realizes that she is the daughter of a wealthy family. In the future, she will be humiliated and used by her beloved man because she can’t fight the fake daughter, and then she will be kicked out of the house again by her family.

The original intention of the system to select her was to use her to save these love-brained female partners and make the male protagonist fall in love with them.

Not long after, the system found that the task was completed

But the female supporting roles in the group don’t want male protagonists and become her workers. What’s the matter QAQ

one

Yunzhou City opened a mysterious AI company, all the equipment in it is high-tech that has never been seen before, and the wealthy family wants to cooperate with them.

Later, the paparazzi accidentally photographed the founder of the company, who was actually the real daughter of Shen Jiagang.

The Shen family, who tried to cooperate with the company but were repeatedly rejected, were startled: … How come we didn’t know?

two

There is an old Chinese medicine practitioner who has exploded overnight on the Internet. The medicine he gave is not too much to bring people back from the gate of hell. Countless wealthy people with old diseases want to get his reply.

Later, the courier brother accidentally discovered that the old Chinese doctor who sent the courier was a real daughter from the Shen family? !

The original male protagonist, who almost knelt down nine times to ask for medicine for his grandfather, was stunned: Then why did she refuse me? !

three

There is a king in the entertainment industry who is popular all over the world, and his concert tickets have been fired to sky-high prices.

Later, he personally broke the news: My inspiration came from Shen Yiling, and the female voice that sang with me was her.

Shen Yiling stared: “You can’t talk nonsense, that’s what my staff sang.”

Fans: This… what else is there that we don’t know? !

There is a saying that I want to hug my thighs, but I don’t know if I should say it or not!

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small theater

The female supporting group in the female supporting group worships the group leader without thinking, and the daily conversation in the group is “Today I sent xxx to the group leader” “Today the group leader praised the xxx I sent again”

One day, the princess said suddenly, “You are no match for me, the brother I gave is already the pillow of the group owner~”

Female supporting roles: “…”

Can you tell me what you gave? !

Really take this old sixth!

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Super awesome female protagonist x male protagonist who vomits blood when he moves (white cut black)

The male protagonist was really weak at the beginning, still a little camellia, but he is actually very strong!

Nine soul pets, nine fetters.

A hall of robbery souls, a bizarre adventure.

I looked down at them and they called me by my name.

I look up to the sky and write my legend.

“My name is Xia Lin, and I am the Lord of the Soul of Myriad Tribulations!”

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