[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

[High-level martial arts + Evil sword immortal + Absolutely ruthless + Finally enter the Mutant Human Emperor Banner]

Qin Luo has traveled through time.

His parents were two of the twelve Martial Emperors of the Great Xia Dynasty, and their family was very famous in the Great Xia Dynasty, ranking among the top three.

He thought he could reach the pinnacle of life, with an incredibly lucky start.

Unexpectedly, as the memories merged, he discovered something was wrong.

In his parents' eyes, the battle in which he saved 200,000 people in the city was a failure because he didn't immediately identify himself as a member of the Qin family, and they accused him of not upholding the family's honor.

Going for a massage to improve blood circulation has become like going to a brothel?

Is your younger brother disrespectful, jealous, and deliberately distorting the facts?

Just then, the life choice system arrived.

He chose to become the Evil Sword Immortal, decisively severing ties with the Qin family and leaving.

After leaving the Qin family, he grew stronger and stronger, and his parents gradually began to regret it. His younger brother threatened suicide and knelt down to beg him to return to the family.

Qin Luo ignored it.

"Go ahead and kill me, I'll just watch you commit suicide quietly."

"I'm heartless? So what? You're too scared to commit suicide? Then I'll give you a hand! Go and reflect on your actions in my Human Emperor Realm!"

"Don't come any closer!"

"Hehehe..."

Long Chen, a crippled youth who cannot cultivate, is constantly targeted and bullied by his fellow noble heirs. After a particularly vicious beating, he wakes up and realizes a Pill God’s soul has somehow merged with him, giving him additional memories. Among those memories is the mysterious “Nine Star Hegemon Body Art”, a cultivation technique even he can train in, but its secrets and origin are still a mystery to him. Relying on his improved instincts as he finally begins to cultivate, he realizes a huge conspiracy is underfoot within the Phoenix Cry Empire, one involving his father, the members of the imperial family, and even the emperor himself.

In order to solve the mysteries around him, he must rely on his new alchemy techniques and the powerful but baffling Nine Star Hegemon Body Art. Countless enemies block him as he attempts to climb to the peak of the cultivation world.

His destined fate was to only be a chess piece, but he will not bow to the will of the Heavens.

[Attacking goalkeeper + Norwegian national team] [The life of the party for post-95 actresses, the confidant of older women] [A close friend of Girls' Generation] [40% competition + 40% entertainment + 20% female celebrities]

Have you ever seen a goalkeeper with 20 assists in a season?

Have you ever seen a goalkeeper score 10 goals in a season?

Have you ever seen a player surrounded by a different female celebrity every week?

Come to the Etihad Stadium! That descendant of the sun gave us an assist right at the start of the game, he's shameless!

Haaland: "Why did I join Manchester City? Because of my dad... well, to persuade Son to join the Norwegian national team."

Guardiola: "My daughter's relationship with my grandson? Are you talking about my eldest daughter or my youngest daughter?"

Messi: "Going to play in the US was a decision I made a long time ago, and it's related to my..."

“Ding! The first function is activated, and automatic training is turned on. The training speed is equal to the super evil!”

“Ding! The function upgrades, the training speed doubles, the function upgrades, the training speed doubles!”

“Ding! The second function is activated, turn on automatic martial arts…” “Ding! The third function is activated…”

Is it difficult to practice? I’m sorry that one day of cultivation is equivalent to decades of cultivation for you!

Is it difficult to practice? Sorry, I can easily learn countless exercises without doing anything!

Alchemy is difficult? I’m sorry that my pill will be moldy if I can’t finish it!

…

After Su Lang passed through, he obtained a one-click training system, which is getting stronger every second! From now on, sling everything, the world has no enemies!

[Decisive and ruthless + speedrun + overwhelming victory + satisfying read + fast pace]

[Host detected sunbathing; Nine Yang Divine Skill proficiency +1...]

[Congratulations, host, on mastering the Nine Yang Divine Skill to perfection.]

[Host is currently throwing a punch; Heavenly Emperor Fist proficiency +1...]

[Congratulations, host, on mastering the Heavenly Emperor Fist to perfection.]

[Host is currently singing Thunderclap; Nine Heavens Thunder Control Technique proficiency +1...]

[Congratulations, host, on successfully cultivating the Nine Heavens Thunder Control Technique to perfection.]

...

Transmigrating to a world of high-level martial arts where spiritual energy is reviving, Lu Chen awakens an invincible simplified system.

Any martial arts technique can be simplified to its extreme, making it easy to master.

So while others were struggling to compete, Lu Chen easily improved his cultivation and crushed the geniuses of various races in the starry sky.

Starry Sky Prodigy: "I don't know, he just used his ultimate move and killed me instantly!"

Calamity Beast: "When I saw Lu Chen appear, I knew I was doomed!"

The Great Xia Guardian: "The martial arts I've cultivated my whole life, Lu Chen mastered in three seconds!"

Those of his peers who witnessed this were completely devastated.

"We've been training like crazy, but we can't even see Lu Chen's back anymore?"

Lu Chen: "I've met many geniuses, but they all call me a genius!"

[Recruiting Tang San's Little Brother] [Beat Up Yu Xiaogang] [Abuse Shrek Academy] [Innate Weapon Soul, True Body, Holy Physique]

Xiao Lin, who had traveled through time, found Tang San all alone and seemingly intelligent but immature, not like someone born evil. This led Xiao Lin to decide to cling to Tang San's coattails, giving him his first source of warmth.

To prevent Tang San from going astray, Xiao Lin further avoided any contact between Tang San and Yu Xiaogang. As a result, Holy Soul Village was renamed Divine Soul Village.

This book is also known as "I Am the Innate Dragon Staff Saint Body".

Reborn into the world of Swallowed Star, I awaken the Fishing System of All Heavens, fishing up divine techniques and secret arts from all realms, nurturing countless scriptures to achieve supreme power. I fish up rare and precious materials from all realms to nourish myself, growing rapidly. I fish up geniuses from all realms, integrating them into myself, achieving heaven-defying comprehension. I fish up countless physiques from all realms, breaking limits and cultivating a divine and demonic constitution. I fish up the three thousand Great Daos from all realms, opening new paths, transcending limitations, and roaming the primordial world… In all realms, as long as it exists, I will definitely be able to fish it up. Early game: Urban fantasy, martial arts; the Six Treasures Immortal Thief – eat to become stronger; the Collapsed Jade Promotion Plan – embarking on the path of evolution; Huang Shang and Zhang Sanfeng's talents – creating my own techniques… Mid-game: Xianxia, ​​high martial arts; Late-game: Primordial world, three thousand great worlds.

[Decisive and ruthless female lead + powerful cheat ability + small team + hoarding for survival + exploration and treasure hunting + power struggles, with romance later on]

As soon as Ling Chu opened her eyes, she found herself in a nationwide raft survival game.

I got a legendary fishing rod from a blind box at the start of the game, and all my equipment comes from fishing!

While others were still struggling to salvage resources with grappling hooks and worrying about their daily meals, Ling Chu was already sitting on the deck of the ghost pirate ship, sunbathing, eating steak and drinking cocktails, while his skeleton minions served him tea and water.

Ling Chu quickly became a figure feared and hated by all players in the game, consistently topping the bounty list.

Seeing the unique skull sails from afar, the players were so engrossed in rowing that sparks were practically flying out of their oars.

The player angrily exclaimed: "We're all pirates, why are you attacking your own people...?"

Xiao Ling unexpectedly transmigrated to the Great Xia Dynasty and became the fifth prince of Great Xia.

The eldest prince, Xiao Yuan, was both a scholar and a warrior, and was appointed Crown Prince of the Great Xia Dynasty at a young age!

The Second Prince Xiao Fuwu was outstanding in martial arts, and his 300,000-strong army guarded the southern border of the dynasty, deterring and resisting the barbarians of the wilderness!

The Third Prince, Xiao Chen, is cunning and cold-blooded, controlling the imperial guards and monitoring all officials across the land!

Although the Fourth Princess Xiao Yun was a woman, she was no less capable than any man. She married a general of the dynasty and together they guarded the western border city of the dynasty!

The princes of the dynasty were all exceptionally talented, and when Xiao Ling was born, a seven-colored phenomenon appeared in the palace.

They had thought that a true dragon was about to be born, and that the Great Xia Dynasty would rise again.

Unfortunately, Xiao Ling's martial arts skills were extremely mediocre.

Like other transmigrators, he has a system and rewards, but unfortunately, the system rewards will only be credited to his account after he turns eighteen.

Eighteen years passed in a flash, and all the system rewards were claimed, thus the fish leaped over the dragon gate, and the true dragon appeared in the world.

At his coming-of-age ceremony, he was granted the title of King of Qin and volunteered to go to the border city of the imperial court.

One day.

The imperial dynasty issued a domineering order, which was met with disrespect from the Great Xia Dynasty. A powerful enemy attacked, and eight other dynasties joined forces to raze the Great Xia Dynasty to the ground.

However.

A figure in plain white robes appeared in the sky above the palace.

"So what if it's an imperial dynasty?"

"I am the King of Qin of this era. Those who invade the territory of my Great Xia will be killed without mercy!"

With that single sword strike, corpses littered the fields across the land!

Only then did everyone realize that the sleeping dragon of the Great Xia Dynasty had been fully awakened!