You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
Miss Miko wants to go to Tokyo to go to school?
She wants to elope with me because her family won't let her? !
This is the story of Yoshiyuki Maekawa as a childhood sweetheart, "maid" and bodyguard at the same time, solving a series of weird phenomena with the eldest lady in Tokyo, while unfolding the daily life of campus love!
(PS: Single heroine, guarantee a good ending, please rest assured to watch)
Nanfeng has a dream, that is, he hopes that his best bad friend will live across the street, and his favorite fool will be by his side.
That dream is now half realized.
So, does anyone want to be a fool now?
(Single female protagonist, no cp removed.)
People who deal with demons generally have little conscience.
They are crazy and willing to sacrifice everything in the world for power and benefit.
But Li Ke felt that he should have some conscience.
Whether it is building high-rise buildings for people in the Middle Ages, letting knights who breed sheep buy textile looms, letting elves play in the entertainment industry and live broadcasting to bring goods, summoning succubi to be hotel waiters, using the Burning Legion and evil energy to destroy garbage, or let The orcs can safely exchange their labor for fried chicken and watermelon, which reflects his conscience.
Although he offered sacrifices, made deals with demons, summoned the undead, had different conspiracies with royal family members and nobles, and even had bad thoughts about the dragons that guarded the world.
But he still felt that he had a conscience.
"At least I wasn't hung from a street lamp, right?"
——Li Ke·Conscience Sir
"perhaps."
Sins under the sun, riddles in the night, this is a bizarre cyberpunk world... In the future of Brilliant City in 2276, the urban population explodes, human life span is extended, supplies are in short supply, food is poisonous, and classes are solidified. Childbirth is difficult, and crises are lurking in every corner of the city. In the mysterious 13 departments, Jean walks among the complicated forces, creating order in the city...
Every fortune-telling has gold, but after the emergence of Heavenly Dao, Chen Banxian found that something was wrong with his gold.
Looking at the woman dragging the fox's tail away, he opened the hexagram money she paid.
"Ding, get one of the nine tails, and the number of lives +1."
It was obviously a red note, but after picking it up, it turned into——
"Ding, get the passive skill, I won't listen if you don't listen."
Chen Banxian:? ? ?
"Gan, you won't be able to make any money from this business anymore!"
Yang Ge has never been the best in the world.
But later, everyone in the world said that he was the best in the world...
PS1: This is a story about friendship, ideals and reconciliation.
PS2: There are already high-quality old books with a price of more than 20,000 yuan, "From Boss to Martial Arts Leader" and "Humanity Yongchang". Those who are not satisfied can take a look!
"Chronicles of the Pure Land" records:
In the year 534 of the Holy Calendar, Lu Buer, who was terminally ill, did not hesitate to violate dogmatic taboos, secretly tampered with the power of taboos, studied the life structure of White Walkers, and created the heretical ability to devour White Walkers through his own illness. This behavior gave up the life of a human being. His dignity can be punished by everyone!
In the year 535 of the Holy Calendar, the world suffered a tragedy, and the devil was crowned king.
In the year 536 of the Holy Calendar, tragic news, the rebellious king Lu Buer is approaching the city of God!
In the year 537 of the Holy Calendar, we welcome the great fourth-generation holy monarch to his loyal city of God!
Three million years ago, the advanced civilization of Mars discovered that the core of their planet was cooling, causing its condensed electromagnetic field to slowly weaken and disappear. The solar wind could unscrupulously strip away the planet's ozone layer, evaporate water, and lower the air pressure. The extinction of species is only a matter of time, and the civilization of the entire planet has entered a countdown!
The intelligent creatures on Mars need to find a way to escape from Mars before the doomsday bell rings so that their civilization can be preserved. The blue planet closest to Mars becomes their life-saving straw...
Cui Xingmeng, the chief auctioneer of Cristi Auction House, and her fiancé, Yuan Yizhou, a top cultural relic appraiser, were selected by Martians and embarked on a thrilling adventure. They eventually won the Martians' earth experiment and became the story of human Adam and Eve.