You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Chen Yuan failed to survive the catastrophe and encountered a great disaster. He lay dormant for a hundred years and found a cottage. Unfortunately, he died.

When the yang energy is gone and the blood is exhausted, who says that a dead person cannot become a true immortal?

Chen Laoshi's poem says: The body is like a dead tree hiding in the silent sky, and it is dim and dark in a mirror.

Sir, what is cultivating immortality?

Nothing more than promotion.

Upgrading... can I get great freedom?

No, upgrade to the next level and face the great terror.

In this case, why do all living beings cultivate immortality?

The lower ones govern people, the middle ones seek survival, and the upper ones kill the way.

What is Dao Zhan?

The master gently rubbed the boy in green clothes and glanced around the surroundings surrounded by fairy spirit. In the realm that the boy in green clothes couldn't see, this world was filled with vague flesh and blood and evil spirits. The weird roars in his ears were destroying the soul all the time. In the gap in the sky, the external demon poked out its messy and shapeless fingers and claws.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Fu Sheng looked like a god. Looking at the indescribable tens of thousands of immortals above his head, especially the three most terrifying ones in the middle, his head almost exploded.

My name is Zhang Qinghe, the only true cultivator in this damn world of fake immortal cultivators. I carry my coffin...

I was born ordinary, without any amazing talents or background. An accident led me to meet a good friend of my deceased father, and since then I have embarked on a path of no return. With more experience and broader knowledge, I have gradually found my life goals. Everything in the world is in an infinite cycle, because a certain cause leads to a certain result, and I and everyone I meet are looking for the original heart in this cause and effect, and keep moving forward, witnessing the cause and effect of various cases with practice.

Accidentally swallow the cadaver of a holy-level zombie. He comes back to life from the dead, rises strongly from a humble student, and changes his fate against the sky! When he led his zombie legion troops to fight in all directions, this world was no longer the world of the world!

If you are an ordinary person living in the last days of zombies and monsters, are you afraid?

If you can easily learn all the martial arts of Grandpa Jin-Eighteen Palms of Dragon, Jiuyang Divine Power, Yijinjing, etc. Are you afraid?

Well, if you are still scared, how about advanced martial arts, such as three-point returning strength, Paiyun Zhangfengshen legs, Wanjian returning, Mo Ke Wuliang and so on?

Qin Kai traveled to a parallel time and space and accidentally obtained the landlord system. At the beginning, the system gave him a villa located opposite the Hengdian service department. Once a tenant who meets the requirements moves in, Qin Kai can receive daily rent ranging from 10,000 to 100,000 yuan from the system. When the first tenant came to rent the house, a special system task was triggered because he did not have enough money to pay the rent. Qin Kai: Beauty, I don’t need to pay a deposit and the rent can be halved, but I have a small request... You have to wear women’s clothing at home. ... Qin Kai really wanted to say that it’s not me who is BT, it’s all because of the damn system! Not long after. As the extras tenants in the villa became big stars one by one, Qin Kai's villa began to become famous in the circle. Well-known female stars flocked to Qin Kai's villa, just to rent a room...

Protagonist: Qin Kai

Do you want to travel to the anime world?

Do you want to have zero-distance contact with anime girls?

Do you want to have negative-distance contact with anime girls? !

Wu Feng, who successfully traveled to the utopia because of a contract, successfully achieved his goal on the first day...

Negative-distance contact is not as pleasant as imagined...

Wu Feng, who was held in Lumia's arms and only had his head left, thought so.

Gamification of work and life

Lin Shu, the striker, started the daily strategy tour of upgrading the equipment.

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【Danger! Lv3 The temptation fox demon is beckoning to you, showing you a charm to seduce Dafa! 】

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【Ding! You bravely slammed the unreasonable demands of the leader and killed the Lv5 monster in a single blow, gaining 1. experience +1000; 2. gold coins 666; 3. 1 mysterious gift! 】

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【Ding! You accidentally triggered a hidden copy…]

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【Ding! You accidentally entered a hidden secret…]

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This article is also called “The Monster Killer I Finally Become a Monster”…

That day, you forgot to bring your keys when you went home, so you spent money to find a locksmith.

While waiting for the lock to be unlocked, you are thinking, if only you know how to unlock the door, then you won’t have to waste money if you forget to bring the key.

So you start digging...

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"How can you open the fingerprint lock of your mobile phone with this wire?!"

"Fingerprint lock, isn't it also a lock? It's reasonable to think about it."

Friends think it's outrageous.

"Where is it outrageous? The master electrician has been in the industry for ten years, and you can tell if there is any leakage. The technology is close to the Tao, understand?"

friend:"......"

"And to say it's outrageous...Persistence is an outrageous thing. I persisted, and then I gained something. What's the problem?"

Friend: "...No."

Bai Nian put down the wire, thinking, is this outrageous?

You haven't seen the prizes in my other system prize pool yet. Please contribute more emotional points to me, and wait for me to draw more outrageous ones to open your eyes!

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