Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.

In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.

After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”

Thus…

On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”

On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”

On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”

"I thought of a question."

"?"

"Most weirdos are afraid of sunlight, which is produced by the sun through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen inside."

"??"

"The sun is a nuclear fusion. Aren't hydrogen bombs also a nuclear fusion? If I detonate a hydrogen bomb, will the light radiation produced also have the effect of eliminating weird things?"

"???"

It’s just a story about a Chinese student who was able to easily and happily exorcise spirits in Tokyo.

This book contains a lot of phobias about lack of firepower, cross-server chatting, enlightenment, strange brain circuits, and reverse brainstorming. Please read with caution.

“Corpse Processing” is over, but the lord has a lot to write, so this is it.

A person is a mage.

Three people are a team.

A group of people is a territory.

A group of people is the rise of an era.

I, Karen Heise, want to lead an era. If you think you are young and self-motivated enough, send your resume here.

My address: Gold Flash Town, the center of the world.

The word defeat did not exist for Wei Congying in his relationships.

But the biggest joke was after the prodigal son returned and realized he was someone else’s stand-in.

Three years after breaking up, while sitting in a fast food place in the Isle of Mann, he saw her and discovered an something even more laughable…

He was still in love with this heartless person.

“Why can you touch girls without being struck by lightning!” the traverser A roared.

“I am special…”

“Why can you bring the girl home!” The traverser B roared unwillingly.

“This is a special treatment…”

“Why do we want to draw a knife and chop you as soon as we see you!?” Many traversers.

“I am your enemy…”

This book is the story of the protagonist leading a group of girls to fight with the traversers…

When 28-year-old top hacker Lin Yuan was betrayed and on the verge of death, he was reborn in a high school classroom in 2015 and bound to the "God-level Reincarnation System" - from then on, he shuttled between reality and the copies of the Ten Thousand Worlds, used hacker technology to crack the code of the "Mechanical Kingdom", used modern tactics to reverse the situation in the Three Kingdoms battlefield, and established a survival base in the zombie siege...

But he found:

- The school beauty Su Li is actually the "Princess of the Mechanical Kingdom". She pushed him into the abyss in her previous life, but in this life she carries a "time and space pocket watch" that can go back in time;

- The car accident in his childhood was a system activation ceremony, and his mother used her life to fight for his "anti-entropy privilege";

- The true identity of AI Loli Xiao Ling contains the ultimate code to crack the system.

Every time the system issues a mission, it is a life-and-death gamble: saving your enemy Su Li can gain fighting skills, snatching the cheat device can make you a hacker master, and all choices point to the shocking conspiracy of the "Reincarnation Alliance" - they want to trap all mankind in a data cage and make the system the ultimate tool to control the world.

With the hacker code in his left hand and the system reincarnation point in his right hand, Lin Yuan crushes the villains in the infinite flow dungeon while engaging in a sweet and abusive entanglement with Su Li of "betrayal in the previous life × redemption in this life". When the data flow lines of "God-level system awakening" crawl all over his body, he will eventually uncover the truth of the universe: it turns out that all reincarnations are the ultimate experiment on "free will"...

Legend has it that he descended from the sky, riding on the wind, descending from the Vermillion Bird, and stepping on...

Whenever this sentence is heard, there is always a big bird jumping angrily and saying, "Nonsense, this kid just slipped and fell off the cliff and happened to fall on me!"

And the handsome young man next to him just smiled shyly, then reached out and rubbed the big bird's beautiful crest, and said, "There is no way, who told my parents to name me Fang Luoya?"

Now that he is really off the cliff, he has to give some benefits!

Have you ever thought about what will happen to your girls after you have been out of the trap for a long time?

Minato fell apart because the chief left;

Hood left with his reputation and went to a distant city, Tirpitz drew fan books in order to make a living, Fletcher worked several jobs at the same time to support his sisters, and the invincible Lord Sukhbaatar held him in one hand. The black cat Oscar, holding the ferocious tiger in one hand, was a little confused;

Little Tirpitz on Children's Day, Xiao Zhai is also a young Zhai who travels across thousands of mountains and rivers in search of his boss. When you feel that mood, you just want to rebuild the glory of the past.