Why did I wake up and find myself turning into a soft girl with poor breasts, black and long straight? Forget it, why do you always look at me like a scum sister, but secretly a heavy girl-controlling lily girl? Good girl, black cat, don't lick your ears like this. It's so itchy. Foodie girl, eat slowly. I still have the money to buy food. Black girl, don't hack me. I'm about to cry. Teacher, can you be normal? I hate perverts the most. Arrogant girls, don't wear square safety pants. It's too unladylike. Arms girls, don't blow up the ground! What? Do you want me to be cute? Damn, how is it possible! I'm a big old man! ———————————————————————— PS: This book transforms + Lily Xiang, NC sprayer self-restreedness, don't force me to be angry, book review ban advertising, find all banned PS2: This is not a fan. If you think you are the guardian of the anime, please take a detour.

As a snake catcher, Xu Ying has been doing his job honestly and diligently, until one day, he caught a different snake...

On the first day of March, the land of China is filled with incense and the statues guarding every village, town, city, state and county wake up one after another to enjoy the sacrifices of the people.

However, from this day on, the world was in chaos.

This book is also known as "Nine Nine-Six Cultivation of Immortality", "Zero Zero Seven Cultivation", "Internal Scroll", "Scrolled to Death", "No One Can Try to Ascend", "What a Trap", "A Big Pit and a Deep Pit", "Help Me Up" and " When I was thirty-five, my blessing came" and "The Appearance of the Great Demon King", etc.!

"Book Orange" Is there really a way to deal with a bad-tempered girlfriend while saving the world?

Sixty years ago, after the Human-Demon War ended, a barrier appeared between the human world and the demon world, separating the two races and entering a brief era of peace.

A year ago, humans suspected that the demons were plotting an evil plan and sent one of their best fighters to the demon world to perform a mission, but she disappeared without a trace.

They could never have imagined that the reason for her disappearance was simply because...

she had a lovely demon girlfriend.

Now, a year later, humans are taking action again. Next

, she has to face:

her ex-girlfriend who may nuclear-bomb the demon world at any time.

The rookie junior sent by humans to perform the mission.

The daughter of the most mysterious demon ruler.

And her bad-tempered succubus girlfriend.

In short, do your best... Magical Girl, Ye Shi.

【Dark】【No heroine】【No system】

To become an immortal, one cannot cultivate by just sitting there doing nothing.

In order to become an immortal, Su Yan planned every step, killed his friends, framed his fellow disciples, and would not necessarily repay a favor, but would always take revenge.

Looking back at the past, corpses are everywhere and the road to becoming an immortal is difficult.

"Medicine, medicine..."

Chu Ci stared indifferently at the dying First Emperor, crushing the pill in his hand into powder.

"Let's stop taking drugs, starting with you and me."

Outside the palace, Zhao Yan, covered in dog muzzles, and Li Xiang, with horns growing on his head, were practically beating their brains out.

...................................

Four hundred years passed in a flash.

As the saying goes, long separations must reunite, long reunions must separate.

"I'll tell you my name, and shock you. I'm Lingling Shang...!"

Before he could finish his words, Chu Ci tore his head off.

...................

Another eight hundred years, axelight and candlelight.

Chu Ci patted Old Zhao's shoulder, looking at Zhao Er, who, even with his head blown off, could still swing his axe and chop.

"Little brother, you, Old Er, are quite extraordinary."

...................................

A thousand years passed in a flash, atop Meishan Mountain.

Chu Ci, dressed in white, stood in the wind, glancing at the current emperor as he hung a rope.

"Little dog, this crooked tree isn't strong enough. Let's try another."

Looking out over the capital, breached by countless treacherous attacks, Emperor Qiming, ready to sacrifice his life for his country, froze.

……………………

[The treacherous erosion, the fall of Heaven.]

[Note: This book doesn't follow the 'traditional cultivation of immortality' path. There will be no mortals rising to the realm of cultivation. Instead, it follows the long course of history, the rise and fall of dynasties, and is guaranteed to satisfy our readers.]

College student Zhao Fan became a supporting character in the girls' simulations. Not only did he receive no rewards for his role, but the memories he was instilled into his already challenging daily life were crushed. For the sake of his life and his sister's, Zhao Fan refused to yield to fate. He wanted to make the girls regret their simulations for the rest of their lives. In the simulations, a displaced swordsman watched his senior brother die for hatred, his resolve now meaningless. An ambitious young woman betrayed her promise to retain a knight, her life embittered. A saint with nothing left to lose slew an evil god to save the world, her heroic legacy vanishing into thin air. Finally, freed from the simulations, Zhao Fan looked around. Wait, what does "the girl is right beside me" mean?

Back many years ago, Lu Yuan, whose foundation of Taoism was shattered and whose life span was about to end, was forced into a desperate situation by his enemies. He activated the [Dao Options Exchange] that could trade the "future".

Here, the fate of everything can be priced, and everything can be bought or shorted!

[Tradable Target: One year later, the Heavenly Sword Saint failed to transcend the tribulation.]

[Put Option: After purchasing, if the event occurs, you will receive 30% of the Dao Foundation Enlightenment as delivery profit.]

【Call Option: After purchasing, if the Son succeeds, you will lose all your principal.】

Starting from using the last of his life to kill his enemy, Lu Yuan embarked on a completely different path to immortality.

He never fights with others, only trades "results".

He never believed in luck, but only in "probability" and "risk hedging."

When the Holy Son and the Prodigy were fighting for an opportunity, Lu Yuan was already thousands of miles away, holding a "call contract" and waiting for the final delivery.

When the Immortal Holy Land was at its peak of prosperity and its power was unstoppable, Lu Yuan quietly bought a put option on its "mountain gate collapsing in three hundred years" and began to make secret plans, becoming the invisible hand behind all major events.

Years later, when his former enemies, supreme giants, and eternal holy places had all turned into cold numbers on his trading plate, the world finally discovered with horror—

This mysterious "dealer" who never loses money has already included the fate of the entire world in his investment portfolio.

(Spoiler alert, happy ending) They say you can't survive in another world without a cheat code, so what about me? What cheat code do I need? Do I want to become Long Aotian, a man with unparalleled luck, a cold smile, and the power to turn the world upside down? Or do I want to have infinite replays, reverse time, and have everything end perfectly? Even countless skills, like a melee mage and a violent healer, would be great! And so, Han Xia, who tenaciously survived, his dream came true: he finally had a cheat code... his wife. "Invincible? Rebirth? System? That's right, none of that stuff on the labels has anything to do with me. As for passion? See this hatchet on my chest? Passionate enough!?"

A single glance reveals the myriad worlds; a single thought annihilates them! A single sword shatters the galaxy; a single step brings the heavens and the earth to their knees! Slay gods and sages, dominate the world; across countless dimensions, I am supreme! The young Xuanyuan Feng, armed with the silver eyes that penetrate delusion, can steal the techniques of others and discern their flaws. A transformation of his soul activates his gluttonous bloodline, granting him the power of devouring...

According to legend, travelers from another world came to the continent of Teyvat under the guidance of fate. They traveled through the seven kingdoms, witnessed all kinds of things in the mortal world and the stories behind the gods. In the end, they met the real enemy at the end of their journey. He is... We'll talk about him next time. "If you want to hear what's next, buy me a cider." Wendy, the God of Wind, smiled and put away the piano in her hand. "Tsk! Do I need to pay to listen to my own story?" Lin Mo curled his lips in dissatisfaction and called to the girl behind him: "Ying, let's go! Let's go to Liyue to listen to storytelling!" "Well, Paimon, let's go." The blonde girl stood up and followed Lin Mo. The God of Wind trotted a few steps helplessly to catch up: "No, an apple is fine!"